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Quote by Laff_n_ChilliOOOOHHHHHHHHHH wot u get me eh eh eh ????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
jus wanna let yas all know
were finished all wrapped and cards written
now ur all gonna hate us :twisted: :twisted:
this yr were organised last yr was a nightmare
didnt finish till xmas eve so vowed this yr wud b different
due to circumstances and changes im afraid to say im leaving the site .
i would just like to say b4 i go and wither and die
thank you to everyone for making me welcome on site ,ive made some fantastic freinds and had fantastic times meeting u all .
to laff and chilli u have become wonderful freinds to us both on and off site and have been ther in good times and bad ,(EVEN THE CAT PISS COMMENT ). :twisted:
to all the regulars of the bbw room u know who u are xxxxxxxxxx.
all the regulars of the room and the girlies :cry: :cry: .
last but not least all the mods in the rooms fiona ur a star and have kicked me from many a room :P :P
so as i bow out gracefully all take care and play safe thank you for making my time on sh memorable and long may it continue xxxxxxxxxxxxx :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
PS CHILL I KNOW WHERE U LIVE U AINT GETTING RID OF ME THAT EASILY :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i would just like to say b4 i go and wither and die
thank you to everyone for making me welcome on site ,ive made some fantastic freinds and had fantastic times meeting u all .to laff and chilli u have become wonderful freinds to us both on and off site and have been ther in good times and bad ,(EVEN THE CAT PISS COMMENT ). :twisted:
to all the regulars of the bbw room u know who u are xxxxxxxxxx.
all the regulars of the room and the girlies :cry: :cry: .
last but not least all the mods in the rooms fiona ur a star and have kicked me from many a room :P :P
so as i bow out gracefully all take care and play safe thank you for making my time on sh memorable and long may it continue xxxxxxxxxxxxx :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
PS CHILL I KNOW WHERE U LIVE U AINT GETTING RID OF ME THAT EASILY :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
reet girls im sorry but i am gonna have to pull out of this one alas ,due to circumstances changing im now unable to go, :cry: but i hope u have a fantastic night ,but then u lot usually do :twisted: ive got a room booked so if u need to a room for the night ther will now be a spare bed which i was supposed to be sharing with batty xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by de_sade
ill start the ball rolling:rotflmao:
if u could
steal one thing from me what would it be ??
copy and paste and send it on wait for the replies you will be surprised by the replies
ops: :twisted:
What have you got that's worth stealing? I take it your virginity has gone...
I suppose I could start with your dignity...
OMG my dignity went years ago :roll: and my virginity ive never lost it i keep it with me always :twisted: :twisted: Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
nope no spare rooms here :cry: infact no space at all really but i do have a very acoomadating loft space :shock: :shock: ohhh and marks side of the wardrobe now and under his side of the bed too
and how is the new extension coming along?
and yes mark - we do have a spare room for when the house is full of shoes - so never fear - you'll be welcome here
ps - do work boots count as shoes?
what do you mean my extension :!: :!:
im sure i told u im moving in with you two :twisted: :twisted:
just me and the shoes ahhhhhh blissssss :P :P
oh no yr fekkin not!!
mark will be very welcome (once he's house trained)
BUT you n yr fekkin shoes/jeans/handbags et al can live in a sad little house with dirty windows and cats like all the sad lonely looney spinsters in the rest of the world - only coming out into the daylight with yr slippers sunglasses and headskarf on to haraunge the local kids for telling ya that ya smell of sweaty feet n cats piss!!
enjoy the future of wrinkle cream and disposable knickersBUT you n yr fekkin shoes/jeans/handbags et al can live in a sad little house with dirty windows and cats like all the sad lonely looney spinsters in the rest of the world - only coming out into the daylight with yr slippers sunglasses and headskarf on to haraunge the local kids for telling ya that ya smell of sweaty feet n cats piss!!
:crazy: :crazy: its not cat piss !!!!!!!!!!
Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
nope no spare rooms here :cry: infact no space at all really but i do have a very acoomadating loft space :shock: :shock: ohhh and marks side of the wardrobe now and under his side of the bed too
and how is the new extension coming along?
and yes mark - we do have a spare room for when the house is full of shoes - so never fear - you'll be welcome here
ps - do work boots count as shoes?
what do you mean my extension :!: :!:
im sure i told u im moving in with you two :twisted: :twisted:
just me and the shoes ahhhhhh blissssss :P :P
oh no yr fekkin not!!
mark will be very welcome (once he's house trained)
BUT you n yr fekkin shoes/jeans/handbags et al can live in a sad little house with dirty windows and cats like all the sad lonely looney spinsters in the rest of the world - only coming out into the daylight with yr slippers sunglasses and headskarf on to haraunge the local kids for telling ya that ya smell of sweaty feet n cats piss!!
enjoy the future of wrinkle cream and disposable knickersBUT you n yr fekkin shoes/jeans/handbags et al can live in a sad little house with dirty windows and cats like all the sad lonely looney spinsters in the rest of the world - only coming out into the daylight with yr slippers sunglasses and headskarf on to haraunge the local kids for telling ya that ya smell of sweaty feet n cats piss!!
:crazy: :crazy: its not cat piss !!!!!!!!!!
Quote by Bonedigger
Sex talk specially for Pink!!
whats your fave position to have sex in....... and why??
Do you prefer a different position with your partner than u do for swinging sex?? If so why?
mrs bone there isnt a box to tick for mine :cry: :cry:
i like the one where marks at the pub and im on the couch watching dirty dancing with marshmallows and hotchocolate with a flake and choccie sprinkles :!:
:roll: Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
nope no spare rooms here :cry: infact no space at all really but i do have a very acoomadating loft space :shock: :shock: ohhh and marks side of the wardrobe now and under his side of the bed too
and how is the new extension coming along?
and yes mark - we do have a spare room for when the house is full of shoes - so never fear - you'll be welcome here
ps - do work boots count as shoes?
what do you mean my extension :!: :!:
im sure i told u im moving in with you two :twisted: :twisted:
just me and the shoes ahhhhhh blissssss :P :P
Quote by anaisnope no spare rooms here :cry: infact no space at all really but i do have a very acoomadating loft space :shock: :shock: ohhh and marks side of the wardrobe now and under his side of the bed too
Im not fussed about shoes.. rather spend my pennies on other things. Good job really tho, no room to swing a cat in my place. Would be stuck to find somewhere to put them!!
Do you have spare rooms for your shoes??? I mean 214 pairs must take up space! :shock: :shock:
:roll: Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
i think i have just realised a girl can have too many shoes ,i only have 2 feet and can only wear one pair at any one time ,however why do i feel the compulsion to buy new shoes on a regular basis ,(6 pairs so far this week ): :?: can we ever have enough shoes or is it just me :twisted: :roll: :roll:
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Confessions about shoes are all very well BUT ......
don't you also have something to say about any other item of clothing? eh? eh??
...... perhaps an over indulgence in the denim department??
Has your loft finally collapsed under the strain of the excessive jean demand??
Never mind - the economics of the tuna will save you - after all, with so many prs of jeans and shoes you must have saved a fortune by now - so you now have lots of cash to spare and can afford as many shoes as you feel like - and jeans!! - and handbags!!
- you go girl!!!stop trying to change the subject from shoes to jean s!!!!ohhhh and btw what did i leave with tonight from ur house SHOESSSSSSSSSSSSSS :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 215 NOW :P :P
Quote by Sara_2006you had better be talking about me u2 :twisted: and if not why the hell not :!: :!: :!: :idea:
I agree sara not wrong with being a swonger babe's. And there are some great swonger's on here that we have made friend's with too darlin. So may aswell join erm
sugs xxxxxx
swonger's are go :D :D :D :D
:bolt:puss not talking about you babe if we was we would have pm'd ya and told ya was on abou somone more interesting :bolt: intresting :!: :!: wot u mean there is sumone more intrseting than me
: :?: naaaaaaa doubt it :!: :!: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 
:roll: :roll: :roll: Quote by northeastcoupleukyou must be shaven then,,,,,,,,,,cause 9 outa 10 cats prefer whiskas :lol:
now what im about to tell you is complete confidence :shock: :shock: after been in agony for 2 weeks with thrush a freind of mine told me that natural yogurt would sort it out ,sumthing about bacteria i fink :idea: :idea: i did this for about 3 days and seemed to be doing the trick
i think i have just realised a girl can have too many shoes ,i only have 2 feet and can only wear one pair at any one time ,however why do i feel the compulsion to buy new shoes on a regular basis ,(6 pairs so far this week ) :roll: i have come to the conclusion that i always feel guilty after buying some ,i cant eat them ,and i cant pay my bills with them so why do i feel that i must have them ,they make me look taller and i can honestlly say there isnt a colour in the shoe department that i dont have ,ohh and did i mention that i have handbags to match every pair however i have now decided as of soooooooooon well sorrta soon i am going to stop buying shoes i dont need so when i reach 250 pairs of shoes im going to stop :idea: so at 214 at moment and counting 36 pairs to go then my shoe days will be over :!: :!: :!: do boots count : :?: can we ever have enough shoes or is it just me :twisted: :roll: :roll:
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:roll: i have come to the conclusion that i always feel guilty after buying some ,i cant eat them ,and i cant pay my bills with them so why do i feel that i must have them ,they make me look taller and i can honestlly say there isnt a colour in the shoe department that i dont have ,ohh and did i mention that i have handbags to match every pair however i have now decided as of soooooooooon well sorrta soon i am going to stop buying shoes i dont need so when i reach 250 pairs of shoes im going to stop :idea: so at 214 at moment and counting 36 pairs to go then my shoe days will be over :!: :!: :!: do boots count : :?: can we ever have enough shoes or is it just me :twisted: :roll: :roll: _________________
now what im about to tell you is complete confidence :shock: :shock: after been in agony for 2 weeks with thrush a freind of mine told me that natural yogurt would sort it out ,sumthing about bacteria i fink :idea: :idea: i did this for about 3 days and seemed to be doing the trick :lol: my then partner was in the forces and was due home so was hoping it would be cleared up by the time he came home ,unbeknowen to me he decided to surprise me and cum home early , :P :P and i woke to the felling of sumone between my legs giving gentle licks ,mmmmmmmm was lovely ....................................... but then the bloody light went on which was at other side of the room and there he was standing in all his gear mmmmmm yummmmmm .........well who the fuck is between me legs : :?: :?: did i mention i have cats that like natural yogurt ops: :oops: OMG :!: :!: THE SHAME :oops: :oops:
:lol: my then partner was in the forces and was due home so was hoping it would be cleared up by the time he came home ,unbeknowen to me he decided to surprise me and cum home early , :P :P and i woke to the felling of sumone between my legs giving gentle licks ,mmmmmmmm was lovely ....................................... but then the bloody light went on which was at other side of the room and there he was standing in all his gear mmmmmm yummmmmm .........well who the fuck is between me legs : :?: :?: did i mention i have cats that like natural yogurt ops: :oops: OMG :!: :!: THE SHAME :oops: :oops: Quote by sugarspice-nwyou had better be talking about me u2 :twisted: and if not why the hell not :!: :!: :!: :idea:
I agree sara not wrong with being a swonger babe's. And there are some great swonger's on here that we have made friend's with too darlin. So may aswell join erm
sugs xxxxxx
swonger's are go :D :D :D :D
:bolt: Quote by nwcouple1971:!: :!: encapsualated
Course you have every right to be here puss hun, due to unforeseen problems I am currently experiencing I am now a swonger!!!!
Have to say the idea that this site is all about swinging and sex is a joke. I have made many more genuine friends and acquaintances either through this site or swinging in general than I have in everyday life because the people are more open honest and genuine, and their support in this my time of need has been both gratefully recieved and appreciated.
Anyone who thinks a swinger site or a club for that matter is all about having sex with strangers is sadly mistaken.
Not all of us are everybody else's cup of tea either physically or sexually and World Wars were fought on the basis of freedom, and encapsualted in that was an ethos on the basis that an individual or individuals should have freedom of choice in the way they decided to live and conduct their personal affairs, beliefs etc.
Anyone who thinks differently is obviously either blinkered by their own ignorance or very self centred
Puss hun you know I LOVE you and your other half and I for one think the chatrooms would be a poorer place without people like you two
Carry on as you are hun and tell them all to go forth in short sharp jerking movements
Dale
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: :?: why you using big words i dont knowwwwwwwwwwwwww :cry: :cry: i know ur trying to confuddle me :shock: :shock: easy i know and not very hard :idea: :idea: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
puss we luffs you in the forums and in the chat rooms and most of all luffs you at the various socials. always a pleasure to see you ( not sure about the minger tho pmsl :twisted: ) you bring sunshine and smiles whenever i have chatted and met you so i say sod the ignorant and carry on with how you carry on your swinging/swonging
u after gettin into Puss's knickers Sara ?????
tuff that spots saved for me when i turn lezzer
anyway here goes
Puss as 1 of my best mates on and off the site the chatrooms wudnt be the same without ya especially our room, u come in and bring laughs for all, u keep ya fat ass jus where it is!!! I for 1 love ya craic (not crack) we bounce off each other and ppl love it,u also do the intellectual stuff when required (even if ya dunno wot ya talkin about always sounds good), but mostly u jus make ppl feel good specially when they had a bad day.
We had a break earlier in the yr and u were there supporting us thru it all, well not on ya own (dare i call him Mr Puss :twisted: ) ur both very special ppl in our world, good mates r few n far between, but its good to know we have u 2 we can rely on thru thick n thin
thinkin about it Puss..................
will u marry me ???? :rose:
always stay the same girl never change and dont let the feckers get ya down
Chilli xxxxxxxwill u marry me ????
omg can i wear black this time ive done red white and cream
: :?: they dont call me the black widow for nowt ya know :!: :!: :roll:does that mean ur gonna shag me to death or jus talk me to death as ur now a swonger ??????????/ silly :!: :!: :!: girls dont count :roll: :roll: :roll:
well they wud in my book cos ud b me first ..................since i was 16 ........yeah i tried it once or twice :twisted: realised im strictly a dick chickomg ur a virgin :!: :!: it ok i be gentle with ya i got a 14 inch strap on for leaners :twisted: :roll:
