Hello there. I'm a man with all my own
hair, teeth, knees and other parts still attached. A wall chart is
available (only plus P&P).

I'd like to meet friendly, sexy folk for frolics, adventures and
hi-jinks (perhaps someone can tell me what a jink is).

Here are some things that I like -

Cake
Books
Wine
Kink
Badgers
More cake

If you like any of those too, feel free to say hello (or another word of your choice).