Quote by Colts23good point, humm mabey i should strip it, it needs resprayin anyway.
good pointbut what if its earthing before it gets to the fuse's :?
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Missy,
Is this similar to when about 5 to 7 months ago you deleted a whole load of threads by error:lol: :lol:
Ok on my way back to work :evil2: :evil2::bolt:
Sarah!!! <chases Sarah back to work>
Actually youre right
similar although not quite as drastic as my deleting rampage that time 
But it was all Easyeases fault, and quimninja305070s (I've gotta shorten that name!!), tweren't mine :smug:huh, who pressed the delete button?! a work man always blames the tools pmsl <-----------im impessed with that one ...even if i did call myself a tool
Quote by Colts23thats what i thourght but for some reason i keep thinkin that that would blow a fuse, posative to neg should shouldnt it peeps, ive got it in my head that its got to be something, like a coil shortin, like the starter motor or summit or like has been said, a light stayin on?! and yeah your right renaults
have heard it sometimes happened on cars that have faulty wiring (it's a renault, so bound to somewhere :P )..................but could be the wiring is coming in contact with something and its earthing the whole, car,..............ergo, you park, battery discharges to the ground ............
plus its an H reg plus its an R5 TURBO, more troublr than a little
Quote by meat2pleaseui should have thourght of that, doh and i am a sparky lol, but a domestic/comm and indus oneso not really confident about car lectrics, cheers there`l be a DRINK...FECK ....NUNS in it for ya
meter the battery again then individually pull each fuse (then put it back so you don't lose track) if your drain ceases then check the circuit for this fuse. as it's an old car is shouldn't be too complex (look out for inline fuses) i've got the same thing on my jag (nightmare) i've know where the problem is just not whats caused it. and i've also managed to make my electric windows operate in reverse
best of luck or call a sparky :thumbup:
shame on you for not thinking of that
i used to do the same job until eightish years ago. now go and sit in the corner and don't come out until you have read you 'regs manual' from cover to coverha ha ive just bought the feckin brown one 45 quid no need! an i cant even bring myself to open it lol Quote by MISSCHIEFjust looked at the link to "my kind guy", funny as fuck and the worst thing is i love that song pmsl sad or wot
I've just split this topic - just to prevent certain issues blinding the thread and the real question
But I've buggered it up and left quimninja305070s post behindBut the original starting post is still in Wishmasters post anyway
Ooooh shit, now the doorbells going :?
Pannnnnnic!!
Quote by MISSCHIEFhow dare you misschief if thats your real name... i might just slip out of this wet suite and into a dry martini.....lol........ no probs chick, this way wishy`l end up gettin the slaps of the religious zealots
I've just split this topic - just to prevent certain issues blinding the thread and the real question
But I've buggered it up and left quimninja305070s post behind
Ooooh shit, now the doorbells going :?
Pannnnnnic!!
Quote by meat2pleaseui should have thourght of that, doh and i am a sparky lol, but a domestic/comm and indus one so not really confident about car lectrics, cheers there`l be a DRINK...FECK ....NUNS in it for ya
meter the battery again then individually pull each fuse (then put it back so you don't lose track) if your drain ceases then check the circuit for this fuse. as it's an old car is shouldn't be too complex (look out for inline fuses) i've got the same thing on my jag (nightmare) i've know where the problem is just not whats caused it. and i've also managed to make my electric windows operate in reverse
best of luck or call a sparky :thumbup:
Quote by teppicyeah urrrmmmmmm its for future dogging meets
dead cells in the battery, it's not holding charge...or if you have an alarm on it, that could drain the battery if it has a fault.
i would get the batt drop tested, and get the alternator checked out at the same time....most fast fit centers will have the equipment to test.
oh...to keep this in the "swinging" topic....you really need this car for dogging and meets!!!!...dont you
but not right now ...thats why its not in the lets meet up catagory, the battery is abrand spanker but it has got an alarm hummmmmm thanks for the help holla......heres the problem> brand new battery in my renault 5 gtt (dont take the piss outta her, shes my second g/f) also it is the correct battery. right when i drive her there are no problems what so ever...no problems with the alternator chargin the battery...ok... but when i put her to bed i wake up to find the battery flat as flat can be, not even the central locking will work, ive tested the battery with my multi meter (electrician) and its going down by a milli volt per second (roughly), i know i need a load tester but it gives you the idea of whats happening, im not the best with car lectrics but can ussually find my way around, any ideas?!
and its going down by a milli volt per second (roughly), i know i need a load tester but it gives you the idea of whats happening, im not the best with car lectrics but can ussually find my way around, any ideas?! Quote by Mark
just a quicky, are many of you religious?
Yep, I'm certain some people are religious here (in the sense of being Christians): Christian Swingers
I always find the debate about Christianity and swinging fascinating. Just the other evening I was chatting to a Vicar about it over a glass or two. He's one of the new groovey breed, down with the kids, swearing and drinking types... a very liberated fellow in fact!
His wife didn't seem convinced, but he didn't appear to be having many problems with the idea...
Check out for more information on it :shock:
well they are human! with all the urges and fantasies that go with it.
Quote by WhyTheHellNot!!!!!!
Just for fun.........but as a chef this a good one !!!!
Just had 5 pints in the pub and had this craving for cheesey powdered mash with a Bombay Bad Boy pot noodle on top went down a treat, although very unheathly E numbers suprise i think.
Let me know your delights of multi layered sandwiches with everything in them from the fridge.
S+V:D :evil: :D
best one ive done is a toast pizza, can be tricky if you are totally pissed, get the grill warmin up stick some bread in the toaster, when it pops up, put a nice thick layer of ketchup on the toast...be sure to cover every millimeter of the suface or it`l burn, then ad your cheese, and toppings of your choice, i go for the standard hawian, they are well nice once youve grilled em till the cheese melts mmmmmmmmmm
Quote by sam21right startin of this is my opinion of the occult and "unexplained". I may be compleatly wrong, but hey here goes......i think ouija boards are a form of hypnosis, the reason i say this is because if you watched derran browns show where he took a load of students into an old school and set them up with the whole paranormal/...... a load of students commited suicide in this very building...type thing, then one of them became possessed by a "spirit". and the poor girl was in hysterics afterwards he then procceded to tell them that in fact no one has commited suicide in the building, and they were all dumbfounded, in fact they were relieved, i dont under estimate the power of some one wanting to get in touch with a person who they miss dearly, but i think that it is a case of the mind being so much stronger and indeed mysterious than we know off, and i think that hypnosis only works if you do actually believe that it will work....unfortunatly to back this up i have to make reference to celebrity fit club, where that royal correspondance geezer couldnt be put "under", but this was his inability to believe it works, if he had believed in hypnosis then he would have...without a doubt been susecptiable to manipulation by the hypnotherapist......so if ouija board is a type of hypnosis it would explain y some people get messages and y others dont....to be honest i hpe i am compleatly wrong, because it would be nice to believe in all this cause that would go some way as to letting us know if there is an afterlife ......!?
Without trying to sound morbid or weird I have a slight fascination for the unexplained and always love to read a good mystery and watch programmes about the occult etc. I was having a conversation with my friend the other day about a horror movie we watched recently called 'Witchboard' (about a woman who gets involved with a ouija board to disastarous consequence) and my friend suggested that we try a ouija board.......my initial reaction was that this might be a fun idea but as we started preparing it I had second thoughts and decided that it might not be a great idea....they say that curiosity killed the cat!
Has anyone here ever had any experience of ouija board and would they recommend it? Or any other stories about strange happenings?
:evil2:
Quote by oneismagicyouve just made our mind up....were goin now
Well so to speak! we got up the courage tonight and dipped our toes in the water at
X-tasia. We werent brave enough to 'have a go' yet but who knows, next time maybe?
Can't rave enough about the club, the management, door staff and bar staff were very friendly and helpful, it was clean and well set out.
We got there at and it was a bit empty, but it certainly filled up as the night went on.
Everyone looked like they were havin fun, but unfortunatly neither of us came across anyone we fancied. not that its full of mingers or anything we were just in a picky mood for our first time.
One thing last thing i will say is well done to the birds, they definetly made the effort - put the blokes to shame! apart from my fella of course but i am biased!!
Apologies to any blokes there that were fit and hiding away, but it was more than enough to make me consider the feminine side of swinging!!
9 1/2 out of 10
Quote by Ice Pie
only look at ads with pictures but read them first
is that a bit confusing
look for location and catchy heading,,check its got pix then open it
1. Check location.
2. If location is acceptable, check for photo
3. If photo is included, open advert
4. If photo doesn't induce vomitting, read the ad
5. Forget the ad
6. Send standard "I really like whatever is it you said you are into, fancy a shag?" type reply
7. Complain in forum about lack of response from advertiser
8. Complain about complaint getting locked
9. Create new ID
10. Repeat
Apparently. ;)....PMSL
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Personally i am confused as to why someone would message you saying nice pics then tell you your mrs is too big when theres pics of her on your profile where u can clearly see shes not a size 10
i have also noticed you manage to add your G/f size in a moaning way in about 90% of your adds lol
Some slimmer women will like larger ladies some wont, women are no different to men some like a cuddly figure some do not.
ohh an i dont have a problem with my g/f`s size sorry if it appears like that, she has a problem with it i suppose her unhappiness about it does get channelled through me sometimes, in fact i love her just the way she is, xxx
I had worked that out for myself by reading your adds, its clear that shes the one whos unhappy, but saying that i think you will find that a lot of the women on here are a little or a lot over weight and are unhappy with it but its something u have to live with, i also find it hard to meet people i think mainly down to my own lack of self confidence but i have 2 choices either be happy with the way i am or go ona diet :!: coming on here saying i can't find anyone i like cause i'm over weight will not get me a meet!! but as i have said on a post of your b4 i think u will find most slim women or couples with slim women are after the same, after all if your mrs don't like over weight women why should they? maybe if we all was a little more open about who we met and didn't just go for looks we'd all have a easier time
thats right naughty...there would be more fun to be had by all, in fact i think with the cpl we met a few weeks ago, mrs ninja liked her from her photos, did a bit of msn flirtin etc, then when we went to meet em an she was bigger than her photos she didnt get turned off at all, in fact i think it helped mrs ninjas confidence, women confuse me for the most part :P Quote by Ice Pie
nice pic, care to chat? ;)
:twisted:
some people read what you write others don't. Use it as a valuable tool to sort the wheat from the chaff and stop bloody complaining in the forums. Half the people here don't even use the ad system ffs!
Where is Sarge with his damn locking keys when you need him???
Gem. x - being annoyingly honest
i didnt know that half the peeps in here dont use the advert system sorry....and you dont have to read the post do ya :P
OK, I need someone to explain to me how the old "If you don't like it don't read it" thing works.
If I don't read it, how do I know whether I like it?
the comment was made specifically at the fact little gem said half of peeps on hear dont use the advert system and dont want to hear us bitch about it, the title of the topic says it all really, so if your not interested in the bitchin about adverts you can steer clear based on the title..................dont think that makes sense Quote by naughtynymphos1
Personally i am confused as to why someone would message you saying nice pics then tell you your mrs is too big when theres pics of her on your profile where u can clearly see shes not a size 10
i have also noticed you manage to add your G/f size in a moaning way in about 90% of your adds lol
Some slimmer women will like larger ladies some wont, women are no different to men some like a cuddly figure some do not.
ohh an i dont have a problem with my g/f`s size sorry if it appears like that, she has a problem with it i suppose her unhappiness about it does get channelled through me sometimes, in fact i love her just the way she is, xxx
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Personally i am confused as to why someone would message you saying nice pics then tell you your mrs is too big when theres pics of her on your profile where u can clearly see shes not a size 10
i have also noticed you manage to add your G/f size in a moaning way in about 90% of your adds lol
Some slimmer women will like larger ladies some wont, women are no different to men some like a cuddly figure some do not.
that is something i dont understand naughty, must be my pic that scares em off, thanks for the comment about the pic xxx
Quote by little gem
I'd like to know what you think you'd do if you find out that no slimmer women find larger women than then attractive?
Will it put you off swinging? Would you change you advert in some way and how? Would you change the idea of the people you are looking for?
Gem. x
good question.....i personally wouldnt be put off, as i like all shapes and sizes, mrs ninja does like slim girls with bigger boobs, but i think goodlookin faces are more important than bodies, although we did meet up with a couple a couple of weeks ago and they obviously used older pictures cause they looked alot bigger in real life if you get my meaning....and that didnt put her of at all... but that does highlight another problem>peeps using old pics, personally ours look just like us as we are now, but thanks for the comments chick
Quote by little gem
Oooo, touchy.
I kinda like you, you're feisty.
I do use the ad system and have found that people have no real concept of dress sizes like 14/16 unless you are a woman who is or has been a 14/16 or a bloke who is with a woman who is/has been that size.
Concepts of size don't actually start arriving until you see more of the person to put things more into perspective. Someone who is 5ft and a size 16 will be very different visually to someone who is the same dress size but is 6ft. If you get what I mean.
I also think people make excuses when they see a few pictures, for various different reasons as they might get cold feet about it or something you or they said triggered a nervous reaction.
Keep looking and someone will come along and reply in a way that sparks both parties off and the size thing won't matter so much I guess. Plus you never really know what folk are like until you meet them in real life anyway.
:kiss:
Gem. x
not bein touchy chick, just sayin is all......what you wrote has made ME think, good point about the height thing as well, dont suppose you like the advert lol
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Where is Sarge with his damn locking keys when you need him???
The keys are jingling in my pocket as we speak!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:please sarge please, dont lock me away, i didnt do it honest....... but seriously tho, this topic has got a valid purpous, in lettin us know if slim fems find bigger fems attractive, plus any opinions on how to minimise the damage from other users when they fail to read the advert and then after a bit of email tennis let mrs ninja down......but i`d like you to know sarge i used to watch all your programs.... you cheeky rascal "y i outta", cheers in advance if you leave your keys in your pocket, if not i still have the upmost respect for you.........an i`m not really bitchin just tryin to get some honest opinions laterz
Quote by little gem
nice pic, care to chat? ;)
:twisted:
some people read what you write others don't. Use it as a valuable tool to sort the wheat from the chaff and stop bloody complaining in the forums. Half the people here don't even use the ad system ffs!
Where is Sarge with his damn locking keys when you need him???
Gem. x - being annoyingly honest
i didnt know that half the peeps in here dont use the advert system sorry....and you dont have to read the post do ya :P
Quote by Wishmaster
We used to go away for stag weekends to Great Yarmouth whenever one of us was getting married. On the coach down, we would come up with a chat line that everyone had to use for the entire weekend. One memorable and very crass line that we decided to use was:
"You're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"
50% of us got slapped and 50% of us got a shag.!!!
I was in the former group unfortunately :cry: but hey!. it was a blast!
Another was:
"Can I rivet you to the bed with my rampant love rod?"
But my personal fave is this one:
You take a dice out with you and when you spot the object of your lust you give her the dice. You tell her that if she rolls between a 1 and a 5 she gets to go home with you for some horny rump-pumpy.
Now being a woman, they always ask, "What if I throw a 6?", to which you respond, "You get another throw!"
dice one was a master stroke
i`m writing this because it seem that replies we recieve to our advert are all along the lines of "oh you look nice". ....."heres our pics, can we chat?". which we dont mind, so we usually reply (if mrs ninja likes em), and send a couple of face pics, still everythings hunky dory and were getting into the chatting and flirting on MSN bit, when we start sendin pics etc of body we then ussually get replies along the lines of were looking for someone abit slimmer or closer to my size (fem), i dont mind people liking what they like but it can be upsetting for mrs ninja esp: when shes put some effort into flirting and really likes em, it does plainly say on our advert that she is 14/16 size, and i thnk she carries her little bit extra really well (big boobs and nice ass) just a little bit of a tummy, just wondered if any of you are gulity of not reading the adverts and just lookin at the pics, mrs ninja would also like to know if slim women do like girls around her size, i know the answer to that one already, but would be nice to be able to back it up with a couple of comments from you (annoyingly), honest people, laterz xxx
advert no: 305070
advert no: 305070
Quote by freckledbird
There are several threads in LMU about naked cleaners/models etc. lately, is this just another of those, thinly disguised?
ive tried but i work shifts in my main job, and really need something i can do or produce as and when i can fit it into my schedule......an now im confused about your last part of the comment LMU and thinly disguised?
thanks frecklebird
I mean is your post just another 'who'd like to use me as a model/cleaner/pay me to strip?' kind of post? If you seriously seek paid employment you should look in newspapers (local) or the jobcentre.
We'll be needing a 'Situations Vacant' or 'Employment Required' sticky before long
By the way, your keyboard appears to be missing the letters 'd' and 'g' off the end of some words.
I`m tryin to get more suggestions of work i can do from home more than owt, and alll the home workin jobs in the newspapers (which i have tried) are sellin stuff door to door, setting up your own mail order business, my mum used to build transformers at home (single parent), but i cant seem to find any like that anymore....i think firms tend to hire that work out now..... but if you wanna pay me to strip.......id do it for free
