me and mrs ninja were at a Hotel last night for a meal (dont know if im allowed to mention the name), the hotel is in annersley Nottingham/mansfield, and there was what apperared to be a couple of couples having a meet, they did make it quite obvious, cause the girls were all over each other like a rash, reason were askin is cause the girls kept staring at mrs ninjas boobs and wants to know if they want another girl to help them out.
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quimninja305070
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 46
Straight Female, 46
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holla, started to remember bits of my stag night, and been told a few bits from some of the various peeps that were out with me, let me just say, it aint big or clever to whop your knob out and shout ive got the biggest willy, because a: its childish and b: it was the future father in law who told me......besides i`d had so much beer that it probably looked more like a baby weasle sleeping on a brillo pad....doh, oh and do not take a cash card into a strip club when your pissed and they have chip and pin machines for you to pay,
on the plus side when i had one of my countless dances i got wood, how the fuck does that happen when you`ve had in excess of 12 pints, although i had to be told that i was standing so close to one of the lovely ladies that she could feel it on her leg, im just chuffed that in my alcohol induced stuper i could still get it up, and i dont drink ussually wahayy
on the plus side when i had one of my countless dances i got wood, how the fuck does that happen when you`ve had in excess of 12 pints, although i had to be told that i was standing so close to one of the lovely ladies that she could feel it on her leg, im just chuffed that in my alcohol induced stuper i could still get it up, and i dont drink ussually wahayy
dont know if mal`s gonna lock this as soon as i post it but, could do with some advice.....ive started up an electrical business, and advertised in the local business pages / also a big yellow book which i dont know if im allowed to mention, and the local rag, but im not getting any commercial work, its all domestic, of which either the home owners dont want to pay owt for the work, or it comes under the new part P legeslation (cant afford to take it), i hope there are similar peeps in my predicament, thanks for the piss takes in advance
what a wicked night, of course i was very very drunk, but the lap dancers were amazing..........brilliant, gorgeous, and i didnt get hung upside down by my balls either, did have to stand on a chair in hoorters though and strip off to down a pint......an it was rammed in there as well, cause forest just played....just for the record ive never been able to down a pint, untill i was put on the spot like that, gives you a sense of duty when the entire pub is shoutin an cheering ya.............
ops: :shock:usual stuff that scares most people, scare me,: gangs of nutters etc....but the truly scary thing that i cant get out of my mind, is what my life would be like without mrs ninja ....sometimes when she`s late home....my mind runs away and i play out an entire life in my head without her, and it aint good at all.
if you want to freak your partner out........ after me and mrs ninja had been together for a couple of years and bought a house etc....... i turned to her one night (and was unbeliveably serious), and said "i`ve got something really important to tell you". and i went on for ages how important it is that it stays between the two of us etc....she looked horrified untill i said i was in MI 5, then she just laughed her tits off and called me a wanker...........i didnt think it was so unbelievable 
i got a txt sayin that theve seen our advert and wants to "shove it up ya mrs botty hole", luckly i know only one person who talks like that.....turned out he got a new phone, and he dosnt know weve got an advert?! he was just tryin to freak us out.......it worked until i got the txt back of him confirmin it was him did make us think tho...wouldnt be nice peole living near us knowing about the advert.
did make us think tho...wouldnt be nice peole living near us knowing about the advert. britain is really turning into a cess pit of crime, makes me sick sometimes....all those hard working people, trying to get by, and the government making things harder for the working man/woman, seems like nobody gives a damn about values anymore, these new breed of youths are gonna be a big problem in a few more years time, no moral responsibility to anyone...i blame the parents.
Quote by chadders245have to say i do like your idea, thats the kind of thing we need, id love to do something like this make use of my skills an that
Go on a volounteering holiday, I know it sounds naff, but you get involved with projects you would never have thought off yoursef and you get fed and if you pick the right one theres absolutly no cost! (its hard work though)
Just a suggestion! (I went dry stone walling, made some great friends)
Dave
right i`m officially bored of the every day hum drum, as the title suggestes fed up with the mundane, i/we want to do somethin exciting, cant do it till next year as were getting married in october and that has seriously fucked up our funds but any suggestions for the new year will be greatly recieved, i know you lot will cheer me up, even if its to just take the piss..............oh and the mrs is scared of heights so that does limit some of your ideas......
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P'raps it's because you are most fantastically attractive man and they can't take their eyes off you.
That the anwser you wanted?
no it aint, it is a fact they do look is it somethin to do with you bein unavaliable, read the repies sounds like some others get the same thing.
i went paintballing for the first time saturday, there were 20 of us and it was mint, one of the best experiences ive had and i didnt really want to go....glad i did tho 
and we kicked there ass 8 games to 2 yay..... keep hearing the words in my sleep.....Dave dont be a hero....ha ha, anyone who aint been...you gotta go, sarge order em to do it .
and we kicked there ass 8 games to 2 yay..... keep hearing the words in my sleep.....Dave dont be a hero....ha ha, anyone who aint been...you gotta go, sarge order em to do it . is it just me but is the best feeling in the world:>>>, when youve made an effort with your apperance,(goin out on the piss or whatever), and you get that cheeky smile of someone drop dead gorgeous or your looking around and catch someones eye and it`s one of those lingering glances, or even if your wolf whistled at by a group of girls (when your mrs is sat behind them) as you make your way to the toilet/bar, i love that feeling sometimes even more than sex......or is that just me 
did any of you see cosmetic surgery live...they had an operation where they inject the "g-spot" with colorgen and it makes it loads more sensative...according to the doc doin it, every girl has one but some are less sensative than others, something to do with a high concentration of nerve endings, and all of the girls who had it done swear by it, one said she came just by her partner searchin for it, where as b4 the operation/injection it was difficult for her to cum at all
now let me explain, i dont actually know if the user im talkin about is dodgy, but we reponded to an advert, an got on to msn, then all we got of them or him as we found out later was" pic?" every two mins, we personnaly like the friendship aspect of SH as well as the naughty stuff, we like to have a chat on msn, and a proper chat at that, i know this is a swingin site, but dosnt friendship count for anything, any of you had similar where they seem really forcfull even at the other end of a phone line?
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but for instance a christian would never believe in multiple gods.?
so what happens when they're in the throes of passion then?? They keep going "Oh god, oh god, oh god, ohhhhhhhhh god" ..... are they talking to the same god? Do they think he can't hear em or he's ignoring em? :undecided:
Or are they talking to loads of gods??
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Was going to ask why they just didnt say their partners name, for instance "oh Wayne"And now I'm stuck with the bluddy lyrics in my head, of that well known hymn
Ah Wayne a Manger :karaoke:
i think the only religion or god that would be interested in this case is pagan, which is what i would be if i were religious, the scientist in me just wont let me tho Quote by easy
shame on you for not thinking of thati used to do the same job until eightish years ago. now go and sit in the corner and don't come out until you have read you 'regs manual' from cover to cover
*looks in corner and finds last person to try that dead and only on page 2457*
I'd say it's not a direct short to earth. If it was I'd have expected to see the voltage much lower TBH (curent goes up, voltage goes down).
Worth doing the fusebox thing. Also check for water collecting in things like fuseboxes, cables, ECU (did the R5GTT have an ECU?
). Probably worth having a look behind the stereo as well. On a car this age it's probably going to look like a bad acident back there. :shock: :scared:yeah already took a look and scared the shit outta me lol Quote by meat2pleaseu, ive kept my eye out for, indictors flashin wildly an that, i`l have to do some tests at the weekend, oh by the way, if you were a sparky....what you doin now out of interest
very little should be able to earth before the fuse. you may have an earth fault (poor grounding or tracking to +ve). look for corrosion or high resistance (above 1R) back to the battery, examine the fuse box for problems. You can sometimes diagnose ground faults by staring the car, swithching on the indicators and applying the brakes. if you get something resembling a disco you will find a ground fault somewhere (usually near the lights which can occasionaly cause knock on faults in linked circuits)
