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racer3
Over 90 days ago
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any ladies in or near essex fancy meeting up for a drink and chat one evening. No tricks, just a genuine request from a friendly bloke. might even stretch to a meal if anyone replies.
i would be interested to know if this add turns out to be genuine or not. cant help thinking of the old saying, 'if it looks too good to be true then it probably is'
bloody hell sunbunny, i bet your fingers were sore after typing that lot. Can i just say that i would love to squeeze your melons and my cucumber would be very firm. I think we already did the apples bit. just looking for my mac so i can do some lurking wink
Quote by SunBunny

I long for my future betrothal to a dying millionaire.

me me me pick me lol
Show us your wonga then racer. And a doctor's prognosis....
how about i leave you my roller in my will. I dont think i will last much longer, i think a good screw wouldld finish me off wink
Quote by SunBunny
Work does have a dreadful habit of getting in the way of my social life. evil
I long for my future betrothal to a dying millionaire.

me me me pick me lol
would love to be included debs, bit concerned though, very few applications from ladies
to be honest yes i do. I suppose it could be said that i suffer from low self esteem but i think it is an age old think that people look for a newer model. Shame cos the old machinary often works better and lasts longer
Hi vix, The latest effort is 229295. perhaps it is my litery skills that let me down
Quote by DreamerHelen
it seems ages to wait for the next essex munch. I wondered if anyone was thinking of holding a party in the meantime.

Nope, not me, but you're pretty well known now.....why don't you organise a mini munch type thingy?
hi helen, i did think of that but to be honest i dont really have the time. Also if i am truthfull i am a bit on the shy side, prefer to be an indian and not a chief. Have done several adds for a lady to accompany me on a social evening but regretably had no takers. Must be my aftershave :cry:
I have been posting on here for quite a while now, attended munches and placed several adds. Problem is nobody seems interested. I have tried to avoid being controversial or crude and made it quite clear that i am not in the least bit pushey and happy to take the friendship/chat route and just see how things go. I know the odds are stacked as i am in a majority group but am i doing something wrong. what do you ladies look for in an add?
it seems ages to wait for the next essex munch. I wondered if anyone was thinking of holding a party in the meantime.
every now and then i have a browse through other contact sites (sorry) as you know you need to post a profile to get access to have a look at what is on offer. No problems up untill the other day. I put a brief profile on a free site (i wont mention a name) had a look round and then forgot about it. Imagine my suprise when i check my inbox and find over 20 replies. all a little bit vague but i returned to the site to check them out. guess what, you cant contact anyone unless you pay a large amount of money to become a 'premium' member. My point is why can they say its a free site if 'free' only gives limited access. also, how legal is it for a site to send moody replies just to get people to subscribe. Maybe one of our mods will know the legalities. meantime i will stick with SH. empty inbox but lots of chat with friendly folk
Hi there, If you fancy a trip to essex i can supply locations and the required male attention
Quote by SunBunny
Aren't all men highly sexed?
Don't all men claim to be able to satisfy?
Why should you be any different?
rolleyes
(Excuse my cynicism but waving a hard-on in my face does not an orgasm make.....)
when are you comming for a drink with this feeble sexless wimp apples mmmm wink
What a lovely couple and what a good advert. What a pity i fall into the one catagory you are not looking for. I wish you luck, i'm sure there will be plenty of genuine replies to your add
as you can see nobody thinks you are too old. I suppose a first step would be for you to decide exactly what you want to do and with whom and then place an add and see what happens.
PS i'm free wink
Quote by Jags
I'm just about at the end of my tether with this 'bash-a Mod' attitude. NO-ONE gets privileges cos they 'shag a Mod' and if you actually KNOW otherwise then feel free to PM me and I shall do some digging around. It's really unfair otherwise and I deeply resent your flippancy in this matter.
The whole issue of what is and what isn't a Munch, what should and shouldn't be stickied and what is a kick in the teeth IS being debated by the Mods and we are reaching a decision. When we are there you'll know by the puff of white smoke coming out of the collective chimney.
mad

I dont want any privileges but would very much like to shag a mod, any offers? wink
Cant see a problem with the money thing, nobody has to go to a munch, nobody has to take the trouble to organise one, i'm just glad they do and would be happy to pay my wack. I certainley cant see why the organisers should be expected to foot the bill, if anything i am suprised that we dont have to pay up front. roll on essex munch2 lol
not sure if i like the t shirt or not. any chance of you modelling one for me so i can decide. I'm sure it will look much better with you in it. wink
my mother also suffers. I think the pills she takes are called stematil. probably not spelt right and they are a perscription drug. I think this medication is pretty effective and my ma's attacks are now few and far between.
i would assume that the production of offspring would tend to have some effect on the muscles involved (to a greater or lesser degree) In my own experiance childless ladies do tend to be tighter on the hole oops.... whole
i meant to say.... i dont mind doing a stint on the door.... help me to get to know who everone is. perhaps me and sunbunny can be 'goodie badie' lol
no way, i need both physical and mental attraction. Perhaps thats my trouble.... too fussy :cry:
58% for me but i was very truthfull. Maybe the lovely ladies on here will help me to improve my score. wink
Quote by jed/fiona
sad i can't belive that a sexy goodlooking couple cant meet a genuine couple or young single guy on this site,is it full of time wasters and wanna be's???.losing faith????.help!.

just waiting for you to say you are looking for older guys. although i do agree, the younguns must be nuts if they are messing you about
bloody hell..... good answer libra, i can see where you are coming from, i just cant imagine how so many blokes can be wasters or liars. Having said that i am truthfull and alone so perhaps i have answered myself.
PS. spotted you at the munch. veeeeery nice wink
the lady advertisers on here (and other sites) all claim to recieve hundreds of emails. and i dont dissbelieve them for a moment.
however some of these ladies are still advertising months later. Are you ladies megga selective ie nobody suitable out of a couple of thousand applicants or are you megga promiscuous and going through blokes 19 to the dozen
it would have been worth catching two colds to have a snog with you corrie wink