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racer3
Over 90 days ago
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i suppose we miss out a bit by not having detailed profiles on here. I must confess i was expecting people to look like their avatars
i'm not sure that anyone has grasped my concepts but i'm open to offers wink
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From personal experience dating sites are for single blokes looking to get fucked. They don't tell you that though. Which is why I prefer to meet people here. At least they're honest here about it. But that's not to say meeting anyone on SH is without it's problems either.

now i know why the ladies i meet tell me to 'get fucked' :cry:
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thanks racer. Must admit with all your talk of apples I am surprised you didnt come say hello.....xxx

i didnt see you sweetie, i think you may have went before i came.... er.....if you get my drift xxx lol
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Men are good for one thing. And half the time they cant even get that right....however, in agreement with a few others...I would not want to be without them. My life as a lesbian has proven that to me.
Having one living in my house is another story. Give me a puppy any day.

is that actually legal??? rolleyes
you have my sympathy, i know just what you feel like. hope the kids will dull the pain a little for you
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I would like to say a few things.
Mainly, that this site never ceases to amaze me.
I had a bit of a bad munch...not pointing any fingers or intending to dig at anyone here, but I want to say that people that I have never actually met before have really come through for me and helped me, in different ways, to recover from something that hit me hard.
I did not ask them to - they came to me . I am quite stunned.
Thank you kiss to LibraLove, Lusty, Vicky_UK, Fabio Grooverider, Marcuso, TiggersgoBounce, Dambuster, DeniseBabe and Benito (well I knew him already...but he is even more of a mate now).
This site has its ups and downs as a whole and for the individual. But it is a real community and one I am proud to be a part of.
not sure what happened to you on saturday but if it helps the low point of the evening for me was that i didnt meet you. Hope everything is ok for you now. (look after the apples) lol
What strikes me is that you all look out for each other. I will do the same.
Thank you. It is very much appreciated and I want newbies , and oldies, to hear it . XXX
ye gods... ok i withdraw the question. it was purely idle curiosity, i am not thick, stupid or naive nor do i have any hidden agendas. I am more than happy with what i have got and have managed to get through the last 50 years without any complaints. perhaps i should stop posting as my interlect is clearly not up to the required standard.
you are all missing the point, i am quite happy with my equipment and have no intention of feeding it to make it bigger. It was simple curiosity as to whether anyone had tried them and if they worked
I have an email add with no spam filter and i am constantly bombarded with adverts for pills that add inches to your cock. Has anyone ever really tried these pills and if so do they work. I hasten to add i only ask out of curiosity as i have no desire to own a 9" donger. (i'm not going to shorten it for anyone) lol
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I also have to admit that after studying you last night i could be tempted into broadening my horizons wink

OMG - have I been added to the national curriculum? :shock:
Where was you then!!!!?????
hiding by the back door trying to hide my shyness redface
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This is what I love to do, and I don't think you can beat it, there is nothing that can match the way you get turned on when licking a gilrs pussie propley thats is (not a cat lapping t's milk up) I just love it, is this not a good thing gilrs (lick lick lick) wink

I must confess to sharing your interest but i do have considerable trouble with fur balls and have also been badly scratched a couple of times so care is needed
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glad you liked it rainbows, I also have to admit that after studying you last night i could be tempted into broadening my horizons :wink:
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This is what I love to do, and I don't think you can beat it, there is nothing that can match the way you get turned on when licking a gilrs pussie propley thats is (not a cat lapping t's milk up) I just love it, is this not a good thing gilrs (lick lick lick) wink

I must confess to sharing your interest but i do have considerable trouble with fur balls and have also been badly scratched a couple of times so care is needed
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Hope i can overcome my shyness for the next one, after all, i never got to kiss polo's bits better or munch sunbunnies apples.

WHERE WERE YOU??????
like i said, lurking in the corner or keeping the bar company
many thanks to denise and her 'team' for a good night, I tended to lurk in the corner most of the time trying to peer at peoples chest to see who they were. I have to say there were some very nice chests. Hope i can overcome my shyness for the next one, after all, i never got to kiss polo's bits better or munch sunbunnies apples.
knees knocking, hands shaking, palms sweating, nervous....me..... nah..... innit.
I am actually working this evening so wont be arriving that early. Is there a 'latest' arrival time or just when we can get there? rolleyes
first replies from my favorite ladies. How about you both borrow mine to practise with wink
following on from jas tim thread (although i expect its been done before),
what would you ladies do if you were a man for the day
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got any jobs you are currently interviewing for?

What sort of position would you be interested in?
hi polo, can i apply for the position of muff restorer.
(the day of truth approaches..... is polo all talk ???) lol
for me the 'perfect' add would read: slim,blonde, mid forties lady seeks tall, slim older male for regular meetings for drinks, chat and sex if compatible.
another winner for me would be, My fanny is on fire after using the wrong hair removing methods so will you kiss it better at the munch please lol wink
i will be working in the area on friday, happy to pop in for a cuppa if you dont object to old geezers
dont worry brucers, i'm sure the natives will be friendly, i hope so anyway, see ya there
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So you think it's not looking hopefull if I've had 74 views and not much posting since 11 this morning? I'm learning wink

Well I think if people were up for it they would have let you know by now. This munch is something I , for one, have been looking forward to for months.....it will be my first but I have been on the forums a while. Generally munches are for people who have exchanged a lot of banter beforehand...not saying newbies arent welcome/won't enjoy, just sayin that they seem to be something we build up to, not arrange at the last minute. No offence meant I am just explaining your lack of positive response. . . . see you next week. And yes I will most likely opt for stockings. :wink:
hope you will exchange some banter with me sunbunny, i promise not to munch your apples lol
whats banter? is it rude?
hot sex in essex???? must be in a different essex to me, its bloody freezing here.
not the weather to ripen your apples sunbunny lol