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realguylondon
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
0 miles · Greater London
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About

updated finally..

well its time for another update and its 4 years again, lol

since my last update i have met a few nice people and had some good chats, plus the one or two idiots who sneak past my radar. lol

im now 58 (in oct) and still think im 21, which my family find rather funny and keep telling me to act my age so i found a little ditty i stole and thought i would share with you, i think it sum's me up and if it puts a smile on your face also even better.

me behave! seriously?

as a child i saw Tarzan almost naked.

Cinderella arrived home after midnight

Pinocchio told lie's

Aladdin was a thief

batman drove at over 200mph

snow white lived with 7 men

Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoo's

pac-man ran around to digital music while eating pill's to enhance his performance

Shaggy and Scooby where mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies!!!!!

THE FAULT IS NOT MINE.....

 always nice to meet new people

hi im a 57 year old guy looking for some fun, openminded,laid back. gsoh, vgsl.

like to laugh, socialise, and get a buzz on meeting people who are decent honest and mostly reliable. and if they sexy to gr8...lol

if you think you can make me laugh give it a go, if you want more you dont get if you dont ask!!! and a wisper gets you no where, wispers just show me you are very short on imagination.........

thanks for reading and remeber....confusius said " there is no such thing as a stranger just a friend you have yet to meet"

Vouches

Hello babe thanks for lovley meet going to be your girl could you vouch for me xx

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Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 50 miles