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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEM
We’ve never meet but Judy’s told me all about you ,,,,,,,,,, now there’s a worrying thought. :shock:
:lol:
Have a great day.
Becky x
We’ve never meet but Judy’s told me all about you ,,,,,,,,,, now there’s a worrying thought. :shock:
:lol: Have a great day.
Becky x
Sexpert
Getting a little past it for a full on weekender or even an allnighter, but i still have my moments.
Taken from a previous post kinda gives me flashbacks, enjoy :smoke:
Taken from a previous post kinda gives me flashbacks, enjoy :smoke:
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RAVE ON :twisted:
Sexpert
Missing it again :doh: , Went a couple of years ago I really need to get a diary :notes:
Sexpert
Quote by Vicky_uk
cant wait to see you out and about in the village again
Vicky
Hope to be up that way fairly soon. :thrilled: Maybe even next weekend :beer:
Sexpert
Welcome back Neil 
. You and me reappearing on the same day. The rumours will start.
. You and me reappearing on the same day. The rumours will start. Sexpert
All I know is that, if a bars full it usually empties as soon as I walk in. :cheers:
:cheers: Sexpert
Breaker Breaker, Hosepipe Willie calling Electric Tortoise, you copy good buddy 10:4 ,,,,sorry, never made it past playing Judas priest continuously on channel 13
OOOH someone call the DTI :shock: :shock: :shock:
OOOH someone call the DTI :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sexpert
A old friend of mine only ever listened to New Model Army and I mean only New Model Army never known anyone else so into one group. I think they bothered the charts back in 1985ish with sommot like the 51st state of America. Unless I’m very much confused.
Went to see Kid Creole and the Coconuts some years ago but about 15 years after they charted, I was not looking forward to it. They blew the place away, fantastic show, for a kind of novelty 80’s act these boys can play. As for the coconuts well, I didn’t know it at the time but the word MILF fitted the bill.
Went to see Kid Creole and the Coconuts some years ago but about 15 years after they charted, I was not looking forward to it. They blew the place away, fantastic show, for a kind of novelty 80’s act these boys can play. As for the coconuts well, I didn’t know it at the time but the word MILF fitted the bill.
Sexpert
OOOH FANCY THAT! :shock:
Thanks to Judy and others for the best wishes. It’s good to be back not going to bore you with reasons for being away to many and varied. Glad you like the new look Judy got to thank my friend Juliett for giving me a good seeing to and putting a smile on my face and the confidence to face the world and to
stick it to da man. :flipa:
This TV doesn’t do daytimes I’m very much late night TV and most properly only found on a Dutch cable channel.
Tat tar for a bit
LUV BECKY XXXX
Thanks to Judy and others for the best wishes. It’s good to be back not going to bore you with reasons for being away to many and varied. Glad you like the new look Judy got to thank my friend Juliett for giving me a good seeing to and putting a smile on my face and the confidence to face the world and to
stick it to da man. :flipa: Quote by guy4fun
i remember daytime tv
This TV doesn’t do daytimes I’m very much late night TV and most properly only found on a Dutch cable channel.
Tat tar for a bit
LUV BECKY XXXX
Sexpert
Watch out Fruity
here it comes...................................
:sparring: WHAMOO!!!!
here it comes...................................
:sparring: WHAMOO!!!!
Sexpert
Nice one Mindblowing i hadn't seen that before :lol: :lol:
Does remind me of a friend of mine (male) who went to a cash machine and spent to long trying to get his card back in his wallet while the money was waiting to be collected, that the machine sucked the money back in again. :lol:
FCUK ME :shock: OK nothing to do with the thread but theres one hell of a storm going on in Brum at the moment i'm of to watch.
:lol: :lol: Does remind me of a friend of mine (male) who went to a cash machine and spent to long trying to get his card back in his wallet while the money was waiting to be collected, that the machine sucked the money back in again. :lol:
FCUK ME :shock: OK nothing to do with the thread but theres one hell of a storm going on in Brum at the moment i'm of to watch.
Sexpert
I had saturation about a year ago where I owed about a 1000 pound on my credit card, I had no intention of paying it off for a while. Then the next thing I know 700 pound had been paid off leaving only 300 pound on my statement. I said nothing to the bank about this, and some 4 months later just when I thought I’d got away with it, the bank sent me a letter saying there had been an admin mistake and 700 pound had accidentally been debited to my account and my bill was now back at 1000, far enough they never asked for the interest as it was there mistake.
So to answer your question I’d keep the money for about 6-7 months, to see if there’s any comeback, then after that time I’d spend it. And maybe to balance the karma a litttle give 70 quid to a charity.
So to answer your question I’d keep the money for about 6-7 months, to see if there’s any comeback, then after that time I’d spend it. And maybe to balance the karma a litttle give 70 quid to a charity.
Sexpert
After your PM earlier, I'll be up there soon 
Anyway sorry folks we seem to have hijacked this thread 
Anyway sorry folks we seem to have hijacked this thread Sexpert
Well the truth is Judy, that the whole thing was a sham from the start I'm not gay or a tranny. I'm actually an undercover journalist that’s why I was away for 3 months as I had to file all the evidence and write my report. I glean no pleasure from dressing as a women or from being rogered by a strap-on I simply allowed all those depraved things to be done to me because I’m a professional and I’m sure most of my journalistic colleagues would be more then happy to suffer similarly degradation and filth to get a story. Come on who do you think has been passing all the info the media?.
Don't worry it wasn't me. :twisted: :lol: :lol:
Don't worry it wasn't me. :twisted:
:lol: :lol: Sexpert
Don't let the Prime minster and his gay chums read this, he'll have us closed down for not being PC, BTW this may surprise most of you but i'm gay :shock: and far from being offended i found it rather amusing
for legal reasons i should point out that tony blair is not gay but i'm sure he knows some people who are.
for legal reasons i should point out that tony blair is not gay but i'm sure he knows some people who are.
Sexpert
Yes, not so much Freddie Flintoff more a Geoffrey Boycott effort , but well done all the same.
, but well done all the same. Sexpert
Now heres a thing,
Who should play you, or any other member of SH. If they were to make a Carry on film about Dogging/swinging ?. They don't have to have acted in a carry on, just anyone who you think fits the bill.
I'd Like to be played by Julian Clary, but i suspect Hattie Jacques would get the role
Who should play you, or any other member of SH. If they were to make a Carry on film about Dogging/swinging ?. They don't have to have acted in a carry on, just anyone who you think fits the bill.
I'd Like to be played by Julian Clary, but i suspect Hattie Jacques would get the role
Sexpert
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Sexpert
Quote by JudyTV
There is a bit of a look of RebeccaTV in that photo you know
With the amount of weight i'm putting on my tits are almost that big :shock:
Sexpert
That's the last time i order spare ribs, you don't know what celeb they may have come from .
. Sexpert
Your right, Vix. It was ribs that he had removed, getting confused with the Bill Hicks story I mentioned earlier were he says the next stage of evolution is that man has an EXTRA vertebrae fitted just so he can bend his back enough to suck himself off. 
Sexpert
Seem to remember a story doing the rounds a few years back that Marilyn Manson (US rockstar) was so determined to do it, that he had surgery to remove a vertebrae just so he could do it to himself, know that’s dedication to a cause.
Sexpert
Quote by Vix
I can't believe theres a man alive who hasn't tried it, though!
I'm with you on that Vix,
I've sure as hell tried, but without success.
Billy Hicks (us comic) does a great five minutes or so in his show about male auto-fellatio
Sexpert
Just wondering if anyone has a dinner party debacle like I had ?
I recently invite a few friends round to celebrate the refurbishment of the west wing here at Becky mansions (we’ll I’ve had a bit of work done on the kitchen anyway) we were on the 4th or 5th bottle when disaster struck I’d previously broken my best corkscrew (you know the type that leavers the cork out) so we had to use an old fashioned, screw it in then pull it out job, a couple of the girls had had a go at getting the cork out of this particular bottle but without any joy, as we all know females are the weaker sex (YEAH RIGHT) so being the Mr. Muscles that I am, I decided to stand up and have a go……. ......
No its not budging an inch…...............
still no luck, then I placed it between my legs and mustered up all my powers to give it one more go at which point the cork shot out and the bottle exploded covering me and my 5 guests in Italian white and glass, after a shocked moment or two we all bust into laughter.
I have no idea what happened but the thing went off like a bomb it wasn’t a sparkling wine so getting shook up shouldn’t have been a problem and as some of you know there’s not much between my legs to do damage so I didn’t hit the bottle against any thing hard . Thankful everyone was ok, if a little wet and bemused :shock: .
I recently invite a few friends round to celebrate the refurbishment of the west wing here at Becky mansions (we’ll I’ve had a bit of work done on the kitchen anyway) we were on the 4th or 5th bottle when disaster struck I’d previously broken my best corkscrew (you know the type that leavers the cork out) so we had to use an old fashioned, screw it in then pull it out job, a couple of the girls had had a go at getting the cork out of this particular bottle but without any joy, as we all know females are the weaker sex (YEAH RIGHT) so being the Mr. Muscles that I am, I decided to stand up and have a go……. ......
No its not budging an inch…...............
still no luck, then I placed it between my legs and mustered up all my powers to give it one more go at which point the cork shot out and the bottle exploded covering me and my 5 guests in Italian white and glass, after a shocked moment or two we all bust into laughter.
I have no idea what happened but the thing went off like a bomb it wasn’t a sparkling wine so getting shook up shouldn’t have been a problem and as some of you know there’s not much between my legs to do damage so I didn’t hit the bottle against any thing hard
. Thankful everyone was ok, if a little wet and bemused :shock: . Sexpert
Not going to get into the politics of this as I’m really not sure of what’s been going on.
But one thing I’m sure of is that Judy is a great person she made me feel very welcome and helped me a lot when I first visited this site. When I met up with her she was just as nice taking the time to show me around all the places to go in Manchester (and where to avoid). Also there’s no way I’d have gone to the NWMunch in May if Judy wasn’t there.
Judy, Thanks again for everything
But one thing I’m sure of is that Judy is a great person she made me feel very welcome and helped me a lot when I first visited this site. When I met up with her she was just as nice taking the time to show me around all the places to go in Manchester (and where to avoid). Also there’s no way I’d have gone to the NWMunch in May if Judy wasn’t there.
Judy, Thanks again for everything
Sexpert
Quote by Ice Pie
There's a hill near where I live. From the top on a clear night, I can see the whole of London spread out beneath me. Above I can see the Universe. And in between these two magnificent objects, there's me. All on my own with the source of my frustrations in full view, because you can bet your life whatever has pissed me off is either London or the Universe.
So what do I do? I scream. I scream blue bloody murder. Not just at the top of my lungs or from the pit of my stomach, but with every last atom of my being. Why? Because for all their greatness, neither London nor the Universe can bloody stop me, that's why. All my anger, my fear, my frustration, my absolute raging fury, I unleash directly at its cause.
And the universe just has to sit there and take it.
That's power!
Great post Ice Pie
I often have the same feelings.
Sometimes just looking up at the clear night sky make me realize just how lucky i am to be part of the Universe, and too see it in all its glory right there above me, but it can also scare me.
The thought of infinity scares me just looking at the thousand upon thousands of galaxies stretching further in to the night sky but never ending. As I sit there one man alone I simply can not comprehend infinity it’s too big for me it scrambles my mind, infinity how can it be?
Sexpert
Well, being a single male (lets not go there), i got to be honest and say that having a nice slow relaxing wanking session does it for me.
I also love to drive to the top of a hill or anywhere with a view and simply watch the sunset/sunrise always leaves me in total bliss and at peace with myself and the world. Unfortunately this year the weather meant there’s not been to many chances, but I did spend 4 days in Ibiza and every evening I just sat on the beach watching the sunset, glorious
Too follow on from ian_mids comments about TITerstone around there you have places like Lickey End, Fockbury lane, Rimming lane and not to far away a road simply called BELL END i bet the people at number 69 get some ribbing
I also love to drive to the top of a hill or anywhere with a view and simply watch the sunset/sunrise always leaves me in total bliss and at peace with myself and the world. Unfortunately this year the weather meant there’s not been to many chances, but I did spend 4 days in Ibiza and every evening I just sat on the beach watching the sunset, glorious
Too follow on from ian_mids comments about TITerstone around there you have places like Lickey End, Fockbury lane, Rimming lane and not to far away a road simply called BELL END i bet the people at number 69 get some ribbing
