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redstilletto
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 128

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Quote by rachel-lane
tool that piccy is feckin scary
ewwwwwwww
oh yeah spot a swinger in tesco
there the ones strokeing the cucmbers .......have a certain twinkle in their eyes
and stocking up on
bics/veet/squirty cream/stockings/and loadsa booze
hijack hijack sorry redface you can bloody talk red your last pic freaked the fook out of me, i was ready to do a best gurning pic lol with that pic you had you soo won the gold cup lol sorry hijack over CARRY ON!! :thumbup:
wink

:laughabove: buggered that one up eh
yeah you did ya silly sod put the gin bottle down and
back away sweet lips
rachel im hurt
you did nt like my picture
before
i combed me hair and everythin
and slapped on me lippy
(worked a treat though all the one liner
do you fancy a shag pm's stopped )
oh god no im not hijacking
its rachels fault
confused
Quote by Horous
it went in
:twisted:

What went in Redstiletto, and did it hurt?
John
smile
:twisted:
erm
the ball ya div
and it felt lovely
i almost hadda orgasem
when they scored
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
it went in
scandel your just piggin jelous mate
i have a spare shirt if ya wan it
:twisted:
tool that piccy is feckin scary
ewwwwwwww
oh yeah spot a swinger in tesco
there the ones strokeing the cucmbers .......have a certain twinkle in their eyes
and stocking up on
bics/veet/squirty cream/stockings/and loadsa booze
wink
Quote by rachel-lane

i love being here but i wish people would butt out of my personal life what you see me posting on here is just my wacky side and not how i really am. im only here to meet some friends and have a laugh. to have people i dont really know sticking their noses in my bizz is not welcome. mad dont you dare leave libra wink
well said rachel............couldnt agree more
:thumbup:
just my input but i
think you should stay
have to agree i think your posts are refreshing
:therethere:
Quote by SXBOY
Is it not a pain in the arse ?

insert bleedin big groan
ok that has to be the worst joke of the week
:grin:
Quote by UKman37
Even if you show for meets and are not a time waster in that sense thought, doing all this behind your partner's back and without his/her knowledge is still deceit isn't it?

yeah
if you already knew why ask
rolleyes
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Clippers and a No.2 for me!! confused :? :?

Waits for the jokes about Sarge having a No.2 !! rolleyes :roll: :roll: lol :lol:

but the number 2 sooooooooo sexy
:twisted:
Quote by lpl2janssen
sexiest girls in uk are from liverpool.

nah scousel girls who live in essex lol
:twisted:
erm
older than me ..............age gap 17 years
younger than me ...................15 years
Quote by duncanlondon
I think I might have burned it off with a lighter.

ooooooo you nasty
but i dunno why it made me laugh
:twisted:
erm
i grunt ,groan, and oooooooooooo a lot
i think
but if the kids are about
its done face down in a pillow
confused
yep
ebay is great for boots
in the search type in fetish
and deffo get a size bigger than your normal one
coz they do come up small
wink

ive been tracking the forum for some time but just got the balls to post.
bet your balls dont swing lika mine
:welcome:
so she had a hairy muff
could you not have been inventive
ran down the garage /24 hour shop bought some clips and scrunchies
done 2 nice bunchs or plaited it
god you men are fussy
:grin:
evil
so you put up with the smokeing
so you can get a shag
so what if she snores ..............ffs....im sure you do stuff that equally annoying
and then you post on the board
just coz she aint mrs perfect
and you wonder why men get a bad name
Quote by rachel-lane

errr what this car say then ???
waits for the assination bolt

it says
phwoar wink
:welcome:
erm
never jumped on a plane
but i love spare of the momnent things
i have woke up
jumped in my car
and seen my mates all in one day
breakfast in london
dinner in liverpool
tea in cumbria
took me a fortnight to recover
awwwww i love my corsa.........nippy little devil it is and so cheap
but i do admit i love my bmw even more .............. :twisted:
Quote by blonde
redstilletto has a caravan
bolt

Were you out in it today ???
Were you going West to East ???
I hate you !!!!.................lol

no red was stuck in work all day
perspireing
like fook
but i do go out n about in it
i think i head east
you know ya love me really
:inlove:
Quote by Eagerslut9
redstilletto has a caravan
bolt

Erm................could you change your avatar? It's just, it's just.....................er.....................well.........................eek................................um....................... :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
The old one was soooooooooooooooooo much better.
Ouch! Ok, ok, I'm gone! wink lol
:bolt:

change my av
why dont you fancy me anymore
god im hurt now
sticks head in waste bin and sulks
ok
ive had so many pms
to change it
lol
:grin:
i love squeezeing the plums in the veg section and watching the tesco shelf staker boys go :shock: