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redstilletto
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 128

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well if this has been donr before im sure some one will post the thread link
flirting on the net
it can be done but i prefer face to face flirting
so much more fun
:twisted:
Quote by Ice Pie
The problem here is that if someone wants to talk about something that has been discussed before, they can do one of two things:
1. Start a thread and be subjected to the dismissive and disrespectful "The search button is your friend" mantra.
2. Bump an old thread and get the other broken record, "This has been done to death."
Either way, the message is, thou shalt search the entire history of the forum before posting anything, and if it's been talked about before, thou shalt shut up.
This guarantees that mountains of total shit will be posted, because all the interesting topics have been 'covered' before. Some of that shit, like "Who's your favourite comedian?" will be welcomed, some of it, e.g. "I'm watching so-and-so on telly, isn't that interesting" will be binned, and some of it, word association for example, will be tolerated until someone decides that it too has been "done to death", and nobody can tell in advance which shit will be allowed and which shit will be shot down in smug sanctimonious flames. The upshot is, long-standing members get pissed off and leave, and newbies get slaughtered on day one and don't bother again.
Maybe there is some deep psychological need for a couple of the people with the extra buttons to have the last word, so what we end up with is their sarcastic, arrogant bullying cluttering up the board - locked of course so that the people they insult can't respond.
How very grown up. rolleyes

worship :worship: :worship: :worship:
:thumbup:
have to agree with ice
:roll:
Quote by lustylad
nice were u from stilleto!

highpoint prison.......but shush i aint supposed to have my laptop in here
n you
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Trouble is that if you wanna shove your cock right down someones throat that they might gag and then even puke over your cock,attractive eh?

lol i was gonna write that
you sod
wink
well i dont have an advert mainly coz i dont want one
but if you place an ad your going to get idiots sending you emails
begging .pleading
shag me .shag me
and if you ignore them or say no you get abuse
thats life
im sure she got the odd nice person email her
but the bad ones pileing up in her email box put her off and i cant blame her for closeing that email address down i would have to
i think the ad section is fine as it is
if you charge you ll still get wallys on it
Quote by lustylad
aww wat a shame so with all this hornyness floating round is there anyone up for sum fone fun ????

nope im waiting for tea time fun
a right old stuffing is on the menu tonight
wink
Quote by ms_naughty
1 word
rampent

Is that rabbit !!
mine went thro it a while ago rolleyes
m_n xx
redstilletto hasnt got a rabbit i ddi ask father crimbo for one
but he forgot
and bought me fluffy slippers instead
Stop this hijack & back to the thread.
flirting with a complete stranger on the phone (e.g. a wrong number or when you call a bank, insurance company or call centre, etc) rotflmao
me to what a lovely chit chat i had with the guy from norwich union today on the phone
almost was worth the bang i had in my car
:twisted:
Quote by naughtynottslad
awww ty stiletto u sexy thing u lol biggrin

sexy
notes in book (notty lad weirdo.....as well as pretending to be shy..............)
if your very very good ill let you polish my wooden leg................ innocent
foot fetish
mmm ive met a few men who adore feet
to men who love to see a foot in a 10 inch fetish boot/shoe
im not really into feet
but i do love shoes
and it is great when i let my man massage and paint my toenails
he may look at it as a fetish
i just look at it as bluddy heaven
Quote by Benji Barnicals
OMG :shock: I go to bed and people are talking about me! no wonder my ears were burning lastnight!
Right you two (Kit-Off & Red) i have the right mind to put ya over my knee! ;)

oh i you 'd have to catch me first
pipsqueek
wink
still cant find that ruddy picture
rolleyes
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Hi and welcome to our world Jodie...
If anyone asks if you bake hobnobs ...then a yes will make you some instant friends me thinks smile

ooooooooooooooooooooooo
:twisted:
i shoulda gone to bed hours ago
but i blame that
nice guy
hobnobs
coffee
Quote by Horous
True, but then I have to be. How about You Red.
John
smile

im just high on caffine
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Kit-Off
So long as he is only licking it. The though of any thing else does not bear thinking about

so he told you hes double jointed hey
there a pic of him on the net somewere
nibbleing his chicken nuggats
runs off to find it
Quote by Kit-Off
no comments
has he gone
good
just call him baggy chops kit
right ugly sod he is
he was plucking up courage to get saucy with you
leading you in with bacon n
sausages

im sure hes thinking of you licking his chipalota sausage as we speak
So long as he goes to bed a happy man I dont mind
no comments
has he gone
good
just call him baggy chops kit
right ugly sod he is
he was plucking up courage to get saucy with you
leading you in with bacon n
sausages
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Getting up at the unearthly hour of 5am one morning to let my barking and sometimes incontinent dog into the garden I didn't bother to put any clothes on ...As I pulled back the curtains to open the french window I heard this voice say ..hmmm nice arse ..
I turned round to see my mother in law who was stopping with us and had got up to let her yorkie terrier out too. redface surprisedops:

lol
yeah im always letting the dog out half naked in the on a t-shirt arse on show to the world
but i dont care at 3am and half asleep
ps agree with the nice arse you r ma-in-law has good taste
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Benji Barnicals
benji go look at your pm box
i dare ya to ask
:twisted:
runs off laughing

Ooo well i never! :twisted: you!
chick
chick
chicken
right id lurve to stay but stuff to do .................
and some of us need our beauty sleep
so get to bed benji ya ugly git
:twisted:
Quote by Benji Barnicals
I gotta call it a night, im nackered!
Keep a pot of tea on the go for tomorrow.
I'll cook up few sausages n bacon for tomorrow smile
nite nite

lightweight
Aha she is still here! wondered where ya got to!
All these late nights arent doing me any favours at 7am @ work!
:violin:
:twisted:
stop wingeing
you love it
Quote by Benji Barnicals
I gotta call it a night, im nackered!
Keep a pot of tea on the go for tomorrow.
I'll cook up few sausages n bacon for tomorrow smile
nite nite

lightweight
Quote by Kit-Off
7 pages about
tea and hobnobs funniest thing ive seen
:twisted:
subliminal chat from men
mention nobs alot
mmmmmmm
i get it
Do you want a hobnob?
:shock:

ha ha ...........just had one
:twisted:
pulls chair up to the table
ill have a cuppa though