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redstilletto
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 128

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Quote by dambuster

erm me
wink

Works for me Miss Red.
Oh - btw. Your avatar. Yes please :twisted:
:twisted:
flirt
Quote by dambuster

mention a shag and in pops dam
:twisted:

Why - Thank you, Miss. Don't mind if I do. Where would you like me to "pop in" ?? :twisted:
(Who's doing the 45 degree lean?)
erm me coz i was trying to read that darn tiny yellow writeing
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Quote by dambuster
i am not have in much luck lots of time wasters please help me

Okay, you've pulled. Get your coat.
Lots of love hugs and kisses
wink Little
XXX
dam it i was gonna say that lol
:twisted:
2 hours and he hasnt got a shag ..........whats the world comeing to
Don't bring me into it ! ! ! !
Maybe he needs a truck ?????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
mention a shag and in pops dam
:twisted:
Quote by sixballfun2000
i am not have in much luck lots of time wasters please help me

Okay, you've pulled. Get your coat.
Lots of love hugs and kisses
wink Little
XXX
dam it i was gonna say that lol
:twisted:
2 hours and he hasnt got a shag ..........whats the world comeing to
thanxs for your concern luv
concerned
who me
nah
:wink:
Quote by blueblood1
Looks like a threesome is on the cards
I'll be over there when you've finished
*Points towards the mersey*

oh no not another evertonian
Quote by little
i am not have in much luck lots of time wasters please help me

Okay, you've pulled. Get your coat.
Lots of love hugs and kisses
wink Little
XXX
dam it i was gonna say that lol
:twisted:
2 hours and he hasnt got a shag ..........whats the world comeing to
1. FULL NAME: red stilletto
COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: red
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: my dog snoreing
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: no
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: apple
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: red
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: looks outside.. .dark .damp and rather nippy
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: My mum
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: their eyes and smile
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS: clever and smart
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY i gotta cold and whiplash
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: vanilla coke
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Bacardi or malibu
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: footy n boxing
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: black
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: green
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: no,
18. SIBLINGS: nope
19. FAVORITE MONTH: september
20. FAVORITE FOODS: chips
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: badboys 2
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: 30th sept
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: Saturday
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: nope
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: No its vile stuff
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: Summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: Hugs
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: vanilla
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: Erm....... yeah
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: ????????
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: me mother ........
32. SMOKE: yep
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: some boreing medical study one
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING no i never set it
35. FAVE SOAP : dove
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOu my kids
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Cool
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: At the moment..... maroon 5
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: neither i hate popcorn
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: cheese n onion
41. FAVORITE CAR: jag
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: daffodil
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: 7
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: a little
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: thursday
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: neither i hate wine
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: Went out for a meal with friends
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: yeah
49. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: have a shower
50. FANCY A SHAG: always
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on that note then what other ways could money be made, she dont wanna be a pro or anything but there surely must be other ways of making money and getting a little thrill from doing it, any suggestions confused
become a
strip-o-gram
wink
Quote by Scandal

oooooo er
actually scandel in a nice italian suit .............white shirt n tie ...........thats a fantasy wink

That one I can do Red :thumbup:
You know my wardrobe too well :wink: cool
:twisted:
might have a rummage in your wardrobe when im home see what i can whip .........
ooo did i just say that out loud
meant borrow...............
Quote by Scandal
scandel in a lfc shirt ............now thats sexy wink rolleyes

There's fantasies Red and then there's the bleedin ridiculous! flipa :flipa: :flipa:
Oh and btw, I'm not into pain or humiliation either so dream on :P
oooooo er
actually scandel in a nice italian suit .............white shirt n tie ...........thats a fantasy :wink:
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Some Ladies seem to prefer it lol

Yeeess...And some ladies prefer to do the shaving... :shock:
So here's the question...(Men Only I'm afraid) How much trust would you put in a lady armed only with a cut-throat razor and a styptic pencil who was intent on shaving your scrotum..? confused:
Personally, I'd be up for it...The suspense would be delicious (especially if blind-folded)
Me blindfolded that is, not the shaver...
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

now there speaks a brave man
:twisted:
Quote by Alleyson
frogs.............. :shock:

And I thought I was the only one red!!! Horrible creatures!! <shudder> :shock: :shock: :shock: I mean 'whats the point??'
like a big ball bag with eyes
:twisted:
the point mmmmmmm they get stuck in me flymo and make me run around the garden and scream like a ruddy looney
confused
food - chips n curry
drink - malibu
television - booze britain
band -marron5
celebrity - sharon ozborne
book -any by lyn andrews
sexual position -rideing
film - rebecca
actor/actress -denzil washington/sandra bullock
personally i'd stick ya knob in the food blender
far less painfull than what she'll do when she catchs you out
:happy:
dont tell him
make him read all the threads
teach ya for staying away for so long
ps welcome back :twisted:
watch footy
go out clubbing
then slob out all sunday :twisted:
and try not to think of monday