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redstilletto
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 128

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Quote by Michael Leeds
I find that sex gets better and better as I get older.
It may be that I am in less of a desparate rush these days, but it's definitely more satisfying,

what he said
:twisted:
urm no i have gay mates
they dont swing
just cheat a lot on there partners
thought this was a plea for a shag with a bitch........ wink
you asked if you could cum in her face
and they agreed
cant see why they started being nasty afterwards
i got this text today
*** please help
stuck in london no money
no credit on phone
please ring me on ***************** ask for lizzy
so i rang so i get through to buckingham palace grrrrrrrrr
liverpool winning against everton was better than sex .....
.:read it and weep mr scandel
:twisted:
Here's some other riveting questions too then:
How do you eat your Cream Egg?---bite off the end stick my tounge in and lick the cream out then put whole egg in me gob
What colour socks is everyone wearing?----white n fluffy
What kind of omelletes do you prefer?-----bacon and onion
What time does everyone get up in the morning?-----7am
What's your favorite flavour Ryvita?----sesame seed
Is your chair comfy?---no
What kind of monitor do you have?-------flat screen plasma coz im a posh cow
Do you prefer green or black olives, or even fuckin stuffed ones?------fuckin stuffed ones
flipa lol
everything is made more appealing for tv
they have to keep you intrested
i watched the first programme and really felt for the lady who was scared in her own home
been thair got the t-shirt
the psychic clearing the attic
mmmmmmm
to quick
and to easy
that was deffo a tv moment
but she eased the families fears so can only be a good thing
i guess it must look funny from an outsider watching
but if you live with a haunting its terrifiying
rolleyes
Quote by Jags
Yep.. but he had some help. Good signage is wonderful.
rolleyes

signage??????
huh :shock:
iwas dicussing with a friend whats a good way to die :twisted:
wrapping you r car round a tree
whilst receiving mind blowing oral sex.
How would like to shuffle of this mortal coil?
Quote by cplonamission
Hi Redstilletto
1-is that you in your avatar
yeah it me in me boots
2-where do you live
oooooooo mmmmmmmm lets say essex
3-do you not have and red boots

o i have loads red boots wink
Quote by leprechaun
leprchaun
are ya really irish cut me bleed green wink
can you dance like micheal flattley cool well truth be known he still comes for for refresher courses 8-)
have you got a lucky 4 leaf clover (if ya have lends it) no but i have a purple wand and a hairy sack of magic that
u are free to try out (pm for more info) :twisted:
well there s an offer
:twisted:
:wink:
leprchaun
are ya really irish
can you dance like micheal flattley
have you got a lucky 4 leaf clover (if ya have lends it)
:twisted:
they said id be a hairdresser
funny like coz i was just enrolling into collage at the time to become one and working part time in a local hair salon
lasted a few years
bored me silly
ended up nurseing...........
:twisted:
got mine all sorted
a bloody big irish wake
lotsa booze
lotsa load music
and just to make them giggle
theme from the archers as i come in to the church