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19 Dec 2006

Quote by jomu

Um Jomu, my good man, we`re displayers!!!
Although the wife does get turned with the thought of joining the ranks so to speak....like that ever happens with other couples!
And don`t get your hopes up about a bj from my mrs; it has to be my bloody birthday for that to happen! :D

DISPLAYERS ?
AHHH....you're a SHOW couple !
A dying breed....you must be the only ones south of the Norfolk-Cheshire line, apart from Mr and Mrs DD ... well, there are a few couples in Mk....but traffic is heavy in the early evening....the tarmac is really getting a hammering....
Not to worry....it'll soon be REALLY cold, with DRIVING rain and SLEET...
Just the weather to force the Dogging Dregs into hibernation....
Well i wouldn`t go so far as to say a Show couple; that implies tickets, applause and a telephone voting system............... :D
But in saying that we prefer a select few invited guests as it were, rather than football crowd.
What we need is a friendly farm owner with his own wood who can police the gates! :shock:
But we`ll keep looking for those secluded spots on the roads that radiate out from MK to Bristol, Stratford-u-Avon, Bicester and Hull--oh, and Perth....... wink

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18 Dec 2006

Quote by jomu
hmmmmmmmmm
what with Jomu posting a lot of undoubtedly heart felt irritation and negativity, and seeing certain spots around MK "opened up" it is getting to the point where it is almost not worth the hassle.
Some of the well known spots have had retirement villages built right next to them(!) and all the greenery stripped out, so we decided to investigate farmers lanes etc.
the downside to that is that they really are off the beaten track, we don`t fancy getting shot in the ass with lead pellets, and our car ain`t a 4x4---and what happens if we get "chavved in".
it's beginning to look like hotel meets or parties are a more sensible option, unless there is some form of "secret society" formed to keep hold of all the best places away from the unappreciative and dickhead Sun reader

NAH NAH NE NAH NAH.....Ya missed it......small car, big tits and a blow job...........MK ROCKS ON SUNDAY NIGHT/S......
Yeah...Mr DD, gotta remember that constant dots are taken as a single word ! (oops)
As for the burgeoning out-of-county population....most use the well-known sites, A6, J13 and, just to prove they're brain-dead...the local country park.... with its CCTV that they don't see.
Um Jomu, my good man, we`re displayers!!!
Although the wife does get turned with the thought of joining the ranks so to speak....like that ever happens with other couples! :D
And don`t get your hopes up about a bj from my mrs; it has to be my bloody birthday for that to happen! rolleyes

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18 Dec 2006

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cool

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thanks for that, you`re a very nice lady.......
i`m doing browsing later, contrasting the vx1 and the sybian.............and checking out the renting agreements!!!!
500quid is still alot of money, considering i`m not allowed a motorbike again rolleyes

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i`m thinking a pogo stick and some love eggs will have the same effect, whaddaya reckon? biggrin

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18 Dec 2006

hmmmmmmmmm
what with Jomu posting a lot of undoubtedly heart felt irritation and negativity, and seeing certain spots around MK "opened up" it is getting to the point where it is almost not worth the hassle.
Some of the well known spots have had retirement villages built right next to them(!) and all the greenery stripped out, so we decided to investigate farmers lanes etc.
the downside to that is that they really are off the beaten track, we don`t fancy getting shot in the ass with lead pellets, and our car ain`t a 4x4---and what happens if we get "chavved in".
it's beginning to look like hotel meets or parties are a more sensible option, unless there is some form of "secret society" formed to keep hold of all the best places away from the unappreciative and dickhead Sun reader mad

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18 Dec 2006

Quote by blue_dragon
Unfortunately there isn`t one on the market thats petrol driven and makes her teeth chatter

Oh but there is!!
Check out the 'Hootchie Harley, 25cc 2 stroke gas powered sex machine'

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By that i meant the uk discreet market.....can you imagine a) the shipping costs? b) the import taxes? and c) what the hell he would have to write on the declaration form?
:shock: :D :D
However, it is a good example of the decline in British engineering....all these "fuckingmachines" and assorted websites are all american!! (even though the founder of the above website is actually english wink

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Just wondering if i`m skilled enough to convert a black and decker.....

16 Dec 2006

In "conducting a review" of our marital aids, we formed a top three of the best and wondered what other people swear by....
We don`t half want to try that sybian thing, but at $1k+ it`s a bit much for personal use, and i`m not sure what the rental marekt is like for something like that! :shock:
So here we go, here's ours, or rather more accurately, hers:
1)Hitachi magic wand
2)Omax massager
3)cheap purple plastic vibro egg
Unfortunately there isn`t one on the market thats petrol driven and makes her teeth chatter, or gives thumpingly deep vibrations, so the above are the best so far.
What are your top three? wink

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7 Sep 2006

We were browsing the web, as you do, and revisited one of the big swinging websites that most of you would know and one that has gone money making mad since its inception :cry: ...
On one of his pages there was an advert for a discreet little brooch/pin that essentially "identifies" someone as a swinger.
Obviously it isn`t a neon sign, and isn`t as specifically coded as the old coloured handkerchief trick, but it got us to debating the pros and cons of such a seemingly innocent little piece of jewelry.
Would the site of seeing somebody shopping in Tescos wearing one make your heart leap and initiate conversation (yeah we know, where would you start!?); would you personally never take the risk in case some sun journo or scallywag or your mum followed you home/ found out; would you wear one at the erotica show instead of organising a meet in SH; would you use it instead of the roses/newspaper id on a train platform; would you pay money for it? etc etc etc.......
What do you guys think of it, please discuss (and no, we didn`t reach a consensus as to whether we would or not, given that we feel self-concious at the best of times!!!! rolleyes

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8 Aug 2006

Bump.
No takers? sad

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Strewth, that means we`ll have to talk to each other! :shock: biggrin

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7 Aug 2006

Hi,
We `re going to be in shropshire area on the 19th August looking for some late night fun with couples only!
We are looking for a discreet hotel near a certain town, and looking for a softswing couple who know the area and can advise as to the best places (also pls check our profile!
Unfortunately because we`ll be going to a "Do" beforehand, it will be a late night meeting with none of the usual "drink, get to know, swap life history stuff" etc.
So it`ll be late, out of the way, and quick to get it on.
If that sounds like your cup of tea send us a pm to get the town where we are looking for.
TTFN
Terry and Dan biggrin

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13 Jul 2006

oh we`re out here alright, its just we can`t bloody well get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad

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:x :x
kids+lateshifts+degree+timeo'themonth+can't find anywhere not infested with chavs= one majorly blown gasket coming up real soon. :shock:
keep the faith, as one fine day, hopefully before we`re more interested in tartan slippers and queueing outside shops really early, we`ll be out there watching and performing like some possessed horny monkees biggrin

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Now i`ve giot to get the kids and finish an essay on e-commerce ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

4 May 2006

good points well made.
we quite like the facility, but it is slighlty disappointing when the majority are from s.m., who can`t be bothered to write something akin to flirting .........however
We`re trying to find the best way of "doing" the gallery, whether for dogging opps or swinging. Let us explain:
There are a shiteload of fotos going up at present, which is great, but it makes it really difficult to track any new and unseen ones. Its doubly difficult to then "file" ones you like the look of to contact properly at a later date, without sending them a wink (granted we`ve paid the extra to allow us to do a more personable yet generic intro).
We`re wondering if the "my friends" option in the user menu is the best way forward, so that we put a tick against couples who we may want to contact when we have more time to write better intros? Unfortunately we on`t know if it sends an unintended message or whether it is merely for us this end as it were.
And we`ve also noticed how all the best ones seem to be bloody miles away! Somebody on this site must be living in the sweet spot, 'cos we sure aren`t! biggrin

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23 Dec 2005

seasons greetings to all the genuine couples and all the decent chaps (!).
stay safe, recycle and lets hope santa reveals those locations that are plonker free
regards
T&D
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18 Nov 2005

us too please, even though is a fairly sizeable area and a bit of a trek!
ta very muchly
t&d biggrin

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31 Oct 2005

As an extremely last minute venture, we decided to have a look at salcey forest, taking into account the previous posts about certain areas being gated etc.
We had a drive around about 11pm ish on a tuesday evening, and saw some "people" trying to flag down cars- we drove past and noticed a parked up astra.
We came back about 10 mins later just to check, and noticed that the people were gone but the astra seemed packed with what can only be described as mobile fixated chavs (all the usual dress coded stereo types apply).
Obviously this didn`t seem an ideal environment, as we didn`t want the car bricked, but having driven all 4 routes via the crossroads, we noticed all the entrances were now gated.
We assume Salcey is now out of bounds then?
Suffice to say we ended up in a deserted layby towards buckingham, with a performance under the amazingly star lit midnight................ :shock: biggrin

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Oh, and we`ve finally moved house, so one little dogging preventing obstacle out of the way.............. :twisted:

15 Sep 2005

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hahahahhahahaha it made sense when we were typing it, but it seems something was lost in translation!!!!!!!!!!!
Suffice it to say that post would have made more sense if the dvd title had not been deleted out.
Unfortunatley we didn`t realise it would do that, and rest assured it was in no way a commercial advertl we were just caught out with the way this forum does things!!!
To precis what we were talking about:
1)we couldn`t go out
2)we put on some porn
3)it was a title referring to some "fanny hunting" in the woods
4)the sound came out in 5.1 surround sound
5)it sounded as if we were actually there.
6)we suggested you give it a go if you`re stuck at home
7)we really need to get out more; they get more day release in prison
8)the original post has proved we are going stircrazy.
now we`ve both reread this and it seems to make sense, now back to snorting coke through our elbows.................
:shock: :D drinkies

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15 Sep 2005

we`ve advertised , but not posted, and we`ve had some intriguing replies.....hello to those of you we`ve had some initial talks with biggrin

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they will know we have logistical problems getting "out there", so just to keep us "informed" with virtual and theoretical experience we ordered the "XXXXXXXXXX" dvds.
Now we`ve no idea what the consensus of opinion is about these but we enjoyed them like this....................
and we know its verging on desparate, and its a poor substitute, but hey, you get it where you can.........
essentially, very dark room, 1 pc with 5.1 surround sound, she sitting on me, volume up to realistic level.
holy dog batman, its as if you`re there!! With old Mr. Steele saying "suck his C***" every two seconds in a surround sound stylie, it sounds as if you`re really there, and you feel your heart beating a little faster!
Its an experience to try before you mock, bit like a visit from Mr. Hand to Mr. Maggot when the Mrs isn`t available............
Now we`re off to skip with the fairies and pixies in fluffy lala land where all our dreams come true...........................and harsh realities of being working parents do`nt seek to hobble our every move!!!!!!!!!!!!! :doh: :doh:

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