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robhambledon
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · North Lanarkshire

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Master of Sex
i recently tried the experian free trial and after viewing my credit score at the time of the free trial which was in the 900`s i then checked agin a month later to find my credit score had fallen by about 200 odd points...ouch
Master of Sex
don`t know why but I always seems to feel proud of myself every time i get an erection.
Master of Sex
is it just me or are we talking about the Common Market here?........don`t remember being asked for a united states of Europe!!!!!!!
Master of Sex
Quote by BIoke
.... Like freerunners have the "glyph"....

What's one of those? confused
I find just asking helps. In places like Tescos and the like a subtely placed question in the vegetable aisle like "excuse me *sir/madam, does your *handsome/beautiful *husband/wife like cock and if so, can we do it while you help?" (*delete accordingly) tends to work a treat. It's all in the tone of voice though so be careful how you go about it. Avoid asking this anywhere near the cucumbers as that would make it cheap and nasty cool
yes and don`t forget courgettes have feelings too!
Good luck :thumbup:
Master of Sex
Quote by OnlyUs
One night, in the pub, chatting to a friend about someone who worked for me and not being that polite about them as, in truth, they were not very good.
My mobile phone picked up me speaking their name on "voice dial" and called them without my knowledge and the call lasted 20 minutes......
The next day they were a little unhappy and mentioned I called them from the pub. No idea what they heard....
Even today I do not use voice activated dialing for this reason, and if I need to talk about someone I still check phone isn't on..... And if meeting playmates the phone is fully off! lol!

i can so relate to that my business partner and i were discussing one of our employees, who i had just finished having a mobile phone conversation with, i had put the mobile in my top pocket after the call and must have leant against ladders or something and managed to re-dial, needless to say he was not chuffed about what we actually thought of him..lolstrained employer to employee relations for a while
Master of Sex
if things are`nt going my way I just chuck the toys out the pram, stamp my feet very ,very hard and hold my breath...till i go red in the face ...that usually clinches the deal mad
Master of Sex
i would like to go back to my teens and I would change the shy easily embarrassed teenager into a confident can do anything i set my mind to person....ohhh and i would be totally promiscous..lol
Master of Sex
yes well done, congratulations. I hope to one day be as windswept and interesting. smile
Master of Sex
Quote by GnV

How did you know she farted?

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absolutely brilliant...had me in absolute stitches, just picking myself off the really cheered me up.
Master of Sex
Quote by fem_4_taboo
didnt the scottish people want their own government??
lol that was probally what the government told them
xx fem x

your probably right it was...look at all that lovely tax payers money that they`ve spent building a complete carbuncle of a talking shop, employed yet more politicians ( David Cameron and others saying that westminister is to big i.e too many politicians) and of course the bane of everyones life yet more civil servants ( have yet to meet one who was civil incidently).
Master of Sex
yes the Guaranteed lies are of course the political party Manifesto....
within weeks/months of coming to power, you can Guarantee that the Manifesto will be quietly with a loud bang be dropped in the circular file...the reasons?..the world has changed, the political landscape is`nt the same...and the best one of all
We have listened to the people and the people need/want change.
And can someone please tell me why we in Scotland need a seperate government? which is always going to be at odds with whatever party is in residence at Westminister, who in turn are going to be at odds with Brussels/Strasbourg......where i ask is the political sense in all this?
ok rant over, anyone for a glass of wine?
Master of Sex
me?..i just can`t decide, if procrastination is a big word for apathy.....but who cares?
Master of Sex
I`m worried about my oldest son who for different reasons I wont go into just now is arranging via his laptop to meet with other boys to fight...now to find out where these meets are taking place i need to access his chat logs but because he has password enabled his laptop i cant access it, i can access his lap top through the guest slot but ?????...can any one help?
Master of Sex
Quote by brumcock
I was 14, What a shock :shock: after that could not stop, 3-4 times a day redface It was like a hobbie :P

brumcock that was so me too!!! lol actually after that and all through high school i had a permanent hard-on or so it felt, just needed a girl to look my way or even the female teacher to be leaning over me to explain something, especially if it was said in that confidential tone that they used to use.
Master of Sex
Davej brilliant I do all those things weekly/dailly rolleyes
also when a sign says do not touch redface
Master of Sex
to your wife/husband or partner that you would like them to join you at a swinging event. how do you broach the subject?
what if there reaction is to start screaming and shouting and calling you a pervert??
what if they say yes ?...after you pick yourself up what do you say?
just a few rambling thoughts from a would be rambler.
Master of Sex
Quote by BIoke
I wouldn't want anyone to have a cuppa with me if they aint interested in fucking me.
I am about to spend a weekend with a group of swingers and I won't be having a cuppa with any of them !! biggrin

well thats kinda hit the nail on the proverbial head. cheers splendid...it don`t come anymore candid than that :2fingers:
It's funny - she's not usually that candid :rascal:
do you mean she usually beats about the ...erm bush :smile2:
Master of Sex
Quote by splendid_
I wouldn't want anyone to have a cuppa with me if they aint interested in fucking me.
I am about to spend a weekend with a group of swingers and I won't be having a cuppa with any of them !! biggrin

well thats kinda hit the nail on the proverbial head. cheers splendid...it don`t come anymore candid than that :2fingers:
Master of Sex
okay , you`ve chated and exchanged messages, you`ve arranged the time and place to meet.
you turn up early , so that you can see this person/persons first, you catch a glimpse or you even here them talking ...you`ve taken an instant dislike to them now that you`ve met them in person as it were.
would you be a total git if you immediatley made your excuses and left...or would you spend some time with them?
Master of Sex
Quote by Kff30
being woken up by a kiss and a hug from the woman i love it dont get any better then that

unless she`s a lover who`s just f**ked your brains out all night and is in the process of bringing you awake with a blowjob biggrin
Master of Sex
i like lots of things in a person but after the face in a woman i like nice thin slender hands... dunno just my thing
Master of Sex
Quote by Resonance

I always though this wee boy looked like he hadnt even reached puberty, let alone be capable of fathering a baby......poor thing....I do feel sorry for him having been caught up in all this sad

Hopefully he has leant a lesson or two as well...poor lad.
Ste
Yep, that may well be the best thing that comes out of all this.
At least he can spend his pocket money on footy stickers and go go's as opposed to pampers and nipple pads.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....niiippplllee paaads
Master of Sex
have the planning department been around to inspect there new erection? :shock:
Master of Sex
i do..could this possibly be an opportunity to solve the energy problem by harnessing all that energy...you know if wanking causes friction and friction causes heat? biggrin