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rocky__horror
Over 90 days ago
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AN UPDATE...
I think I have got rid of all the lining off my stomach, and cannot possibly be sick anymore. I am drinking gallons of water to rehydrate myself, and apart from the world biggest headache, i feel a lot better than I have. Thank you all for the kind words. Like I said i did not post for sympathy, just to say why i was lying low...
XXX
Would love to but I feel as welcoming as a second hand vibrator in a car boot! I will be fine though, just wanted to let folk on here know. We ALL have shitty times, and mine is here for now. Oh well thanks for the wishes...gotta go for now peeps...TTFN
sad
Not been 100% these past few days...
Just to let you all know I have been about but a combination of nightwork...jelly belly...too much dam work...lazy barstewards I work with...shitty relations who cancel your holiday one week before you go off.. and the dam weather because I have been in work three nights and only had about 5 hours sleep this week!
NOT looking for sympathy or owt...just to let you all know i am about, but not upto being me...
Their are many types of these drinks BUT I do suggest a herbal remedy as it does NOT include too much carbon Dioxide...which is common in the drinks, and makes you fart like a trooper.... wink
I do nights regular, and have tried the many types of common drinks like red bull etc, but to be honest they taste YUKK... Sometimes black coffee helps, or plenty of fresh air.
with you guys all the way. keep taking the happy pills and each day brings you closer to the solution.....
That is only because all the nutters are not on yet! Wait till they all p[op on and say hello...
Oh yes and hello from me "...
And if no one else will...
XXX wink
TOO TRUE MATE...
And if the truth be known anyhow I bet the bottom dolar the gamestation in question is not only chipped to accept pirate copies BUT the game itself is a car booter or from a loaner copied on computer. Guidelines only exist in shops, and copies from others are not effected because most of the money is a quick buck to line someone elses pocket....
I saw my sidekick being mentioned...? franknfurter is my makers name from transexual translyvania
corriefem...
Weather what...???? wink :wink:
Bet it was a fella too...?
you should know by now what we are like...... :!:
I often wonder about the porn stars. I mean if you are a bus driver, how often do you think....I know I will go and take the bus for a drive for an hour or so in my time? We all take work home in some way, but the intimate act of sex to me is something that would be marred by it?
Myself I would always be concious of having sex with a porn star, because of the thought we often get of inadiquacies. I have no real worries normally, but seeing them in action, you would HAVE to think....are they really enjoying me? I suppose they too have real lives, but I have NO idea how you can shut it off when it is the job, and turn the feelings back on for the one you love???
Something to add to your life, to add that WOW, and to make you feel how you did some time before. Maybe it is on here, or elsewhere, but we all look for that 'thing', to get us back to whatever it is we seek?
Come on then ya nancy southerner....!
Thought I would get you out of your camper van....!!!!!!!
Roger's a 'southerner'....
I used to DREAM I lived in a a puce camper van on the Yorkshire moors...
You lucky, lucky b*******!
( in a monty python mood AGAIN )
Personally I would say the genuine folk are known on here. I would maybe ask the more well known people if X or Y are nice people, and if they are trusted? It is always a gamble, but then that is life. Genuine things go wrong before meets sometimes, but then they would explain and say why it went amiss. Try and be more selective, and maybe chance posting on here a bit more? lol
Real life meet and net talks are like phone talks. I think the voice and the words can confuse you somewhat because talking face to face often changes the feeling. I am quite adament in my views of people I meet, and the few I do not like for some reason are seldom mistaken. I guess it is something you have or do not.
If you have it..flaunt it. Does not work too well the other way around though...older guy syndrome!
Sounds like somebody i know well(her bottom lips curls up)
Oh I see...or rather I have not if you get my meaning, but well, erm I kinda think I would erm
I was wondering what type of sex you lot like.
I like it with other people than myself
Is it slow, sensual, sweet or hard, fast, passsionate, and dirty?
All three
What is your favourite position?
Lady on top cos my boss says I am always f****** up!
Neil...
You been on the purple paintbrush remover again mate? Stick to the clear, it dont turn your teeth purple and f*** up your head!
Lets have a loony thread/compo??
When you stop lusting mate, you know either the teabags or coffee are laced with bromide oR you are well past it....hope it NEVER happens... wink
Glad he did not say expert...
As Blaster Bates says..
EX as in has been
SPURT as in drip under pressure...!
I think many are really interesting people, and maybe if you cant talk face to face, a good old email helps??? By the way I am not that worried about not on lists, just stirring with a BIG spoon!
Alan Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 6:29 pm Post subject:
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Now if you are talking about masturbating that is a different ball game (no pun intended). If it wasn't for the love of my right hand I would have been in dire straits years ago.

Do you mean they are all wankers too...?