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rocky__horror
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Strewth...you mean we have guys as young as 18 on here then...
sweet talking furker aint I...? wink
Age only really matters if you let it. If the girl in the younger two had an issue in the first instance, she should have said no thanks. Obviously the guy was keen, and that is between those two if they wish to play alone or together, likewise yourselves. It must be nice to be wanted by someone younger, and compliments your partner well... wink
I often wonder where I come into this debate? Cant seem to EVER get it right at times? I feel obliged to open new debates, and some I feel passionately about get bugger all response no matter how you word it, and others which seem to be tongue in cheek get 20+....?
i guess it is all to do with human judgement, and I go with the flow and will do so until told to bugger off or banned...
lol
Rocky
Been their too hun.
I thought at one time they were using the blood to make gravy or something in the local hospital!
Working nights regular, and seeing scantily clad women fresh from the nightclub, leaning into the chip/ice cream wells does it for me. It seems unnatural to be awake all night, and the thoughts make you go dizzy! It may not be the most sexiest of jobs, but the staff sure feel like nookie when they get home. And for anyone thinking we can screw all night, we are too busy and if we had the chance, and others knew about it the turnover of staff would not be a current issue!
Vix..
I bet..
A...you have some...?
B...your blood is hot...?
C...if it is a guy you will find him all trembly
D...if some old hag it will hurt like hell...!
They like to find sweet smelling flowers with oddles of pollen, and love sweet drinks and many types of perfume and aftershave at barbeques... My aunt used to have a jar of jam, with about 1/4" left inside, with boiling water in it to melt it a while. She would leave it in a corner where they always gathered, and they would commit suicide in the water...
Not a nice way to go, but makes em stop away.
Thought this was the advert for the new all purpose surface cleaner....?
Best
Universal
Grit
Grime and
Effluent
Remover...?
Claire...
You will have to be a bit more restricive since you posted the pics hun? Maybe you should have a counter on the website issuing tickets? OH BOY I got 57 visits in two days so I MUST be up next.....?
Firstly...
WELCOME SWEETNESS...XXXXXX
Secondly i am not too keen on heights these days? Not afraid of falling, more hitting the floor???
chardonnay Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 6:16 pm Post subject: What a friendly lot you are
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Hi Just to say ta for all the friendly advice you are a gr8 bunch of peeps most swinging sites are full of dirty old men
Jo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Erm???
I used to be a dirty old man...I had a wash?
Well I have been taking the normality tablets, but they kind of dont work? I did have some iron tablets from the doctors, to boost my strenth, but I could not get the cap off...!
Calista...
Watch Karate Kid....
You will learn how to be more with the flow...wax on...wax off...and you will develope some kick ass moves too hun?
I just pondered on the thought that we all have our own daft things we do to save the natural resources, and maybe sharing would enrich our lives? My dad uses a section of old water pipe about 6" round, and stuffs it full of old carrier bags so he always has them to hand and he passes them onto the local market trader to reuse on his stall.
I keep old jars in my shed for paintbrushes and storing seeds. Anyone else contribute?
I could never get my head around just what Andy Pandy and Looby loo and BIG TED ( bet he was too...? ), got upto in that basket?
And all I had was the poxy bat game on my telly as a youth, the tennis/football one...but it aint warped my brain?
I remember a purge on heavy metal in the 80's, when someone killed a relative because he played the record, on the wrong speed, backwards and the lyrics told him to do it. Yeah like I can just see that.. Nothing to do with the fact he was totally shitfaced with booze and those curly fags he had been smoking...
confused
If you PRESS you nose really ahrd up against the monitor Lou looks GOOOOOOOOOD.
Mind it takes about 6 hours for your nose to uncurl....!
OH bollox...
I thought it read for play...had the day off in the swings and slides...
I need to ring the paper about the typist OR ring the opticians?
OLD FARTS RULES...
If it is too hot...take clothes off until cool...
If it is too cold keep putting them on until warm.....
lol
I would check out the family of fruit it belongs to and maybe avoid them too. These things often are triggered at anytime, and lucky you were able to sort it out. NOT funny when it happens to you or you see it happen to someone you love.
Maybe I am wrong but their is a really old film maybe the same title about burning books and having no written down stuff? I am sure it is very similar in the name? The trouble with these real life issue and thought provoking things is that many people are so wrapped up in made up characters and the likes they just dont find factual stuff enough?
JUST EDITED THIS>>>
The film is called the same but not 911 after it but 451...
ironical..but an old film which has some weirdness yet truths?
I just thought they were two annoying ham shankers abit like the past attempts at gobshit presenters chris evans and his ilk. But hey some people find em funny......
I only have 4" but I have 16 stone to shove it in with...?
And they say WE have the issues with our selves! Just popped on to raise a laugh as this has been done many times in the past, but it always makes me smile. I know quite a few big dicks myself, and funnily enough they all work at my place too!
That sounds weird...speed to slow em down...!
But if it helps I suppose it is good. The e number books can however make you really paranoid!