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roger743
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
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Quote by BiFemHants
I do appreciate that there are verying degree's of "Bi" especially on the male side i.e . Those who will only go as far as oral and will not and do not wish to progress to the full monty (anal)
If a heterosexual girl doesn't want anal sex with a man, does that make her only straight by a degree?
Quote by Lovecommando
I know from many conversation both by PM and in person that many regulars think that too many people start posts of poor quality here,
If you want to see really poor quality material, turn on your TV sometime. We're drowning in crap! Yet someone, somewhere, obviously thinks all this rubbish is not only a worthwhile investment to produce, but that other people will want to watch. And since the keep making it, they must be right. And since people aren't being held at gunpoint and being forced to watch it, they must be enjoying it. Right?
Quote by Lovecommando
I thought Funk's just took the biscuit in terms of whinging! Not that we haven't seen it before, but please! Arsenal not winning, haven't had a shag since last Wednesday! FFS!
To be honest, I thought he was being ironic. So I laughed.
Quote by Debbiewebs
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Well I started out trying to be helpful...
But the guy who'd asked for opinions only wanted to hear women's opinions, so I quickly learned my lesson.
I wouldn't read too much into the number of views if I were you - I've had over 150 views & no emails - and there's people complaining about 1000s of views & no emails. It just seems to be the way of things.
But the guy who'd asked for opinions only wanted to hear women's opinions, so I quickly learned my lesson.
Quote by Debbiewebs
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There's a trick with these - you have to go to the URL of the image in your browser, then hit 'reload'. Or something. Then you can see what the picture really is.
Anyway, I don't have an inhaler handy so I'll have to settle for posting a picture of a non-inhaler:
Sorry.
Quote by randyben
my other 'shags' commencted on the size of my dick, they didnt say it was the biggest they saw but ALL the women HONESTLY said it was quite big for my age
Ummm... shouldn't it have stopped growing by the time you get to nineteen?
Well.... good luck, hope it all works out for you.
Quote by freckledbird
why on earth wouldn't you want a man involved in the arse shagging, if you want to give it? Think how women feel about it lol, makes no odds whether it's a cock or a dildo I wouldn't think.
Sex is % about mental stimulation. That's one of the reasons why you're probably not going to have anal sex with Champion The Wonder Horse, even if he's got a cock the same size as randyben (sorry ben); you simply don't find Champion all that sexy. (Well, I hope not... :shock: )
I did the self-employed bit earlier in the year and it was great fun being my own boss and not having to clock-watch. The only problem was I couldn't find nearly enough clients to make it actually pay...
Interesting to see the distribution of votes on the poll - most folks seem to be reasonably important, with less people very important and not so important. Reassuring to see that there are actually more satisfying jobs out there - and abject misery isn't all there is. Here's hoping I can find one. :cheers:
Interesting to see the distribution of votes on the poll - most folks seem to be reasonably important, with less people very important and not so important. Reassuring to see that there are actually more satisfying jobs out there - and abject misery isn't all there is. Here's hoping I can find one. :cheers:
Quote by Libra-Love
Now I'd love to have that job I hated so much back since being made redundant last week
Count your blessings and take the opportunity to look around while the cash flow is still steady.
I sympathise; it's just been getting me down. I left a long-term job last Christmas because it was boring the pants of me - I was literally sitting in an office all day playing solitare (or sometimes Angband) while my skills withered and died. I moved to another company in the belief I was going to be heading up a new, exciting, high-tech project - only to be hung completely out to dry, and screwed out of a lot of the money I'd earned. Since then... well, I.T. jobs don't exactly grow on trees; my current employer are basically a walking corpse who're certain to fall over and die once they've finished burning through their initial investment (can't be long now), since they have no customers and no plans for getting any. I keep expecting to get up one morning and find they've gone bust. (But how would I know?) The working-from-home bit gets on my tits too - especially since it's not what I was promised. (Oh, when oh when will I learn not to believe what people say?) But I've been realising lately that this is probably how it's gonna be for the rest of my life; shambling from one dead-end no-chance small business to another, working on things that no-one will ever use, and with long periods of unemployment in between.
I should've listened to my granny; she wanted me to become a vicar.
You're right; it could be worse. There's plenty who'd beg, borrow, lie and steal to be where I am now...
I imagine technology would quickly outrace you on this one. How long before a camera can be concealed under a fingernail, or in a false tooth, or under your tongue, or whatever? Now that I think of it, digital cameras are already small enough to be easily concealed in a body cavity to pass by any kind of search at a boundary - the only problem being then they can't be operated from these locations. (Well, unless the News of the Wurld especially want to publish photographs of their reporters' colons.) But give it time... human ingenuity can usually find a way to get around whatever rules and checks are imposed.
Whaa whaa whaa I hate my job whaa whaa whaa look at me whaa whaa whaa whaa whaa. :cry:
In case of any doubt, I really hate my job right now. It's stupid, it's pointless, I never interact with another living soul and my paycheque is late again. So I was wondering... is this what everyone goes through and I'm just a whining ninny for bringing it up, or are there actually good jobs that mean something out there?
In case of any doubt, I really hate my job right now. It's stupid, it's pointless, I never interact with another living soul and my paycheque is late again. So I was wondering... is this what everyone goes through and I'm just a whining ninny for bringing it up, or are there actually good jobs that mean something out there?
Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
Exactly the point I raised earlier, and what makes it worse? We are paying for it through taxes!
Personally, I'm proud that my taxes are being used to punish criminals and administer justice.
I'm not in favour of the death penalty as sufficent punishment. We're all going to die; it's the one certainty in life. Once someone is dead, they pass beyond our reach, and we cannot punish them anymore. Maybe, depending on your belief-system, God punishes them forever. Or maybe God forgives them and they go to Heaven. Or both. Or maybe nothing happens whatsoever. But either way, we can't punish them anymore. So I think it's imperative that we keep serious criminals in this world for as long as possible, so we can punish them as much as possible.
Imprisonment is the removal of one of the most fundamental human rights of all: liberty. We are, after all, meant to be proud to be free men and women (a status which previous generations fought and died to bestow upon us). I think it says very worrying things about our society if we don't regard removal of freedom as a very serious punishment.
P.S. Not having a go at pinkbubble; I know lots of other people who feel the same way as you and I'm sure all of us had this same discussion many times before, with our friends and families.
Quote by manofmuchfun
Don't bite my head off, I need it!
stupid i know? ............need what ?
I think she means her head.
I'm not sure that Cumclaire_again's said anything shocking here - there are a hell of a lot of single guys out there and so it stands to reason that only ones who in some way stand out from the crowd will make a satisfaction of a swinging desire. They do need to be in some way 'exceptional' - exceptionally large penis, exceptionally handsome, exceptionally muscular, exceptionally charming, exceptionally nice & sensitive & sweet, exceptionally romantic... exceptionally something. Otherwise...
Quote by Cumclaire_again
Yes, there are male escorts, but, they are very cheap............
They're comparatively cheap. If you put the typical male escort's rate against what I earn by the hour, I bet he's still better off. (Yes, I know it's not a fair comparison - yon male escort won't be earning 8 hours a day regular, and you have to take business expenses off his fee - waxing, gym membership, penis-enlargement injections, condoms, etc. And then there's an agency fee if he's working for one. But I'm guessing many male escorts do it as a sideline, as well as a more traditional job. Plenty of female escorts also have a second job, FWIW.)
Quote by HungryP
Errrr.......... some of them are a bit mentally challenged coz they think that such unimaginative comments are bound to make women want to shag them
What I want to know is... who is it that's telling them there's an army of horny women just sitting here reading this forum, waiting for an invite to rip off our clothes and have their wicked way with us?
