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roger743
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49

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Quote by xxdevil69
I know size doesn't really matter, but when its 3inch while errect!!!! :shock:

Good grief, do none of my ex-lovers know discretion? :shock:
Quote by MQ
My ex husband was a fumbling prat, it's no wonder I went off sex! It was exactly the same day in and day out and he would cry if I said no! He was a bit whiffy at times too and had a knob cheese problem,

No, you promised you'd keep that a secret! :cry: :cry: :cry:
Personally, I got driven mad by people not replying. I mean, by advertising YOU invited me to get in touch; I fit all the criteria in your ad, I'm local, I jumped through all your hoops to the best of my ability, invested time and effort into contacting you; so I think the least I can ask for in return is five seconds of your time to type "sorry, no thanks".
I mean, if people get pissy about that; fine, they're wankers, ignore them. Some guys write "hey babe wanna fuck?" and attach a picture of their dick; fair enough, if they didn't put in any effort, why should you? But pre-judging everyone as a lazy idiot who can't handle rejection just because of the actions of a few pea-brained morons just doesn't seem right in my eyes. At the end of the day, nobody is a bottomless beerjug of creativity; everyone needs a bit of encouragement now and then, even if it is "Sorry, you didn't push my buttons, sure you'll find someone soon." dunno
You mad people. :laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by mellow
This is why God gave you a belly button. :rascal:

why????
Somewhere to keep contraceptives.
Quote by Calista
the smile is from ear to ear and I soooooooo need to sleep it off ;)

Yes, you never realise washing your back with a brush can be so much fun until you try it, do you? ;)
My best first... hows about first massage? DREAMY!
Quote by bluexxx
I don't think anyone is under the illusion that the admin can be anyone but an op/ops..

Oops. That blows my theory out of the water.
We were too entranced by your wonderful words to glance away to the left of your posts... smile
Well done on reaching this landmark! kiss
Has to be said, I think you need to read the description of that picture on the Flame Warriors site (it's called 'Blowhard') to fully appreciate the joke. lol
Quote by Elissamay
Does anyone want to make me feel better?

Sure. Here you go...
Quote by bluexxx
Hey, I got told the other night by an op that if you don't speak in the room you get kicked out for idling.....

Oh, you do... to be fair, I think it's always been this way. I can certainly remember getting kicked for idling many times when I used to hang out in the chatroom earlier in the year.
The problem I find is there's so little being said in there that I feel I have anything to contribute to... sad
No surprise we're breeding a nation of young men who see women as nothing but sex-toys, if this is the lesson they're learning as kids... kissing a girl is Sexual Harassment. Sexual Harassment is wrong and demeaning to women. Therefore, if a girl lets you kiss her, it's wrong and she wants to be demeaned by you.
Ummm... I think the guy's accepted JonJon's points so I'm sure there's no need to put the boot in. We're all entitled to say and plan stupid things at times of emotional stress, aren't we?
Quote by Angel Chat
Please understand I can only go on what I'm told by people, had I been
aware
of you're objection to verification you would not have been verified.- - - - - - -
I am sorry this has happened, it should not have, if people at SH had
dealt
with things properly........no user should be verified without their
knowlege although with the initial seed lists there was always a
potential
problem.


Wow.
If the people running the scheme aren't anything to do with Swinging-Heaven then it raises so many questions my head might explode.
Quote by susiedee69
no one has to have a + before they can verify another person or couple

That's, ummm, not what the webpage says:
Only signed genuine users may verify a user as genuine.
Quote by Scandal
Do you think women see ALL men as a homogenous group?

To be honest, I think a lot of women do. A lot of men too...
You asked for advice. People are giving it to you. JonJon's advice was extremely sensible.
Throwing a tantrum because you don't like the advice you're given isn't exactly the best way to endear yourself to people.
Quote by Jon_TJ
The mistake is by the person who asked for you to be verified without your permission, not the system, and to be honest would have been done in good faith - not maliciously.

No, it's an error in the system that this was possible. There should be a "double guard" to prevent these things - you should have to submit a request to be verified as well as someone else verifying you. That'd solve these complaints right off the bat.
Sex isn't everything, but it is an important component of a relationship. Have you tried to find out why your wife is finding you less sexually desirably than she used to, and what type of thing does turn her on now? Communication is the key to a successful relationship; working around problems is never a good idea, problems need to be worked out, because otherwise they'll never go away.
Or if you want to pursue the casual adultery angle, my tip would be to mention your age on your ad.
banghead :banghead: :banghead:
What is this world coming to?
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
I remember an afternoon when I was about 7 I decided it'd be fun to run around the playground pinching girls on the bum. The teacher gave me telling off, which I can still remember today, the gist of which was that if you pinch people on the bum it gives them cancer. (No, really!) But I never did it again. (Of course, about ten minutes later a bunch of other kids held me down while they put grass cuttings down my trousers, which may also have had something to do with it. :shock: )
I guess if I was 7 again and did that now, I'd find myself in court on a charge.
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
There's a pretty good page of rants about similar ridiculous over-reactions in mostly-American schools here:

On the one hand this is funny... right up until you remember that there's real people making these stupid decisions (and they can vote too), and these are real children being messed around with, with real parents who have every right to be incensed at the pea-brained stupidity of the people they entrust with their children's wellbeing.
Maybe I'm odd, but I did used to keep a record of the ads I'd responded to, so I knew I wouldn't respond to the same ad twice.
Maybe I am odd. dunno
Quote by Ice Pie
Nobody on Swinging Heaven, and I mean absolutely nobody, has ever had sex with Roger in the month of September. Go figure. biggrin

You know, you could remove a few words there and still be accurate. lol
Quote by VenusnMars
Not surprised if you were sleeping in your granny`s bed surprised
What a quaint bedspread you have there.

You insult my bedspread, you insult me! En guard! duel
Quote by Jon_TJ
The influx of forum users into the room has been noted - probably hoping see the chatroom falling apart?

I hope you're not looking at me when you say that. I spent a day in the chatroom earlier in the week because I now have a second monitor, allowing me to chat in one window and work in another; the timing is just coincidence.
FWIW, I hadn't been in the chatroom for four or five months beforehand, but it didn't seem to have changed much. Still lots of people yelling their A/S/L every few minutes, and little in the way of chat I felt I could contribute to.
It seems that some people still do not fully understand the dynamic in the chatroom. As a public service, I will now explain it.
There are four types of person in the chatroom:
The Ops are all-powerful demi-gods who impose order on the chatroom, striking down with thunderbolts of furious vengence upon any who dare challenge the rules.
Genuine People can always be detected by the presence of a vagina. Genuine People make up only a tiny proportion of the chatroom population, but are the most sought-after of chatters.
The Few are empowered by Swinging Heaven to roam the country bringing pleasure to Genuine People. They are all certified first-class lovers and hung like Champion the Wonder-Horse.
The Many hold their cock in one hand and their mouse in the other. You don't even want what they use to type on their keyboard... Some of The Many will try to pass themselves off as Genuine People, but their deceptions are always uncovered after time.