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16 Jun 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
I have lost my job, they said I wasn't doing it properly and that I wasn't enthusiastic but they didn't give me the chance to improve and so they have fired me...

B*stards.
There's basically three types of boss out there; incompentants, bastards, and incompetant bastards. Unfortunately we're all stuck on the treadmill of giving respect to those who aren't worthy to lick our bootlaces. sad

sad

(There is also a fourth type of boss - the type that posts here. Just coverin' my back. ;) )
Hope you find something else soon; hopefully a well-paid job that lets you post here all day.

16 Jun 2005

You know, I've never had a blow-job from a woman with green hair...
It's funny the things you think about at 11pm.

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
I'm tarring your reputation for you, am I? :lol2:

Feathering also.

16 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Every time I cough lately
I trump

I sympathise, I really do.
So do my co-workers. ;)

15 Jun 2005

Quote by mattmoleman
Cheers for making my assumptions clearer. Thats what I wanted to say but just couldn't get it out of me mouth and on the keyboard. ta fella.

Actually, I think you said exactly what you meant to say. I just mis-read it.
Sorry 'bout that. sad

sad

15 Jun 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Go ahead and have the munch sod all the work weve done.

I have no idea what all this is about but I want to say something magnanimous and generous here that expresses both my deep respect for Clare & Steve and my shock at seeing them obviously so highly stressed by matters.
Unfortunately, I can't think of anything.

15 Jun 2005

And what about the higher primates? Don't you know we have 95% DNA in common?

15 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
You deaf or something?
I said, on my knees or legs in the air?

Yeah, but we were talking about bob-sleds...

15 Jun 2005

Quote by SXBOY
I replied to literally hundreds (well, over a hundred) ads without positive response so if you want to feel ill-done-by, get in line.

But you turned me down evil

evil

What a total idiot...whats wrong with him ? ?
Ummm... in the cause of defending myself from this allegation of total idiocy, I feel the need to point out that Libra-Love is joking.

15 Jun 2005

Quote by CandA
AS TITLE WHY DO SINGLE MALES NOT READ THE BLOODY POSTING CORRECT

Because we're being distracted by the nymphomaniac under our desks.

15 Jun 2005

Quote by mattmoleman
To remove traces of deleted items you must over write them. This process is very time consuming as every single binary bit must be overridden time and time again. 1's and 0's, 1's and 0's. This makes it impossible for even the most determind to locate it.

Actually, even when overwritten there can be magnetic traces of the old data left on the disc and data can be recovered by someone with enough (a) skill and (b) determination. To ensure complete deletion the area of the disk has to be overwritten several times with specially-formatted data.
Of course, unless MI5 are likely to be getting intimate with your hard disc, this probably isn't worth worrying about.

15 Jun 2005

Quote by jack_daniels72
Is this racist ? Is it capable of producing a heated SH debate ?
Is the world flat ?

Is the floor flat? What about if it's self-levelling concrete or something? Is it flat then?

13 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
But you turned me down

Sorry; you wanted me to get out of my chair and I don't go to those lengths for anyone. cool

cool

13 Jun 2005

Quote by postie
I miss someone doing my washing and ironing.... and the washing up and cooking.... and the shopping :

Darn, you beat me to it. :twisted:

13 Jun 2005

I replied to literally hundreds (well, over a hundred) ads without positive response so if you want to feel ill-done-by, get in line.

Quote by aa
is swinging not about raw unbridled sexual expresion and freedom culminating in orgasmic utopiah correct me if im wrong but i supose jonny vegas is fat and ugly but gets laid a lot beacause hes a funny chap

Probably.
I think you're missing the point. Is swinging about raw unbridled sexual expression? Possibly. But if the ladies want to have raw unbridled sexual expression with another person, (to put it mildly) they have a choice of partner. So ask yourself... why would they choose you over the next guy? (No offence intended, I've not even looked at your ad.)

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Ceryndrion
It was a fun episode, though I am interested to see if that dark voice at the end, is the enporer dalek...

The logical candidate would be Davros... but it sounded nothing like Davros and if old shrivelled-grapefruit-head is the mastermind behind everything I'll be mucho disappointed.
The way the series has been going it'll probably end up being someone from a previous episode. (Adam? Van Statten? Mickey?) Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen...

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Calista
Can we have a better title for this???? ok the plot wasn't given away but I don't watch it until Sunday and now I know what to expect ... bit of a spoiler there with no warning :x :x :x

To be fair though, the entire plot was spoilt by the trailer they showed last week anyway. sad

sad

11 Jun 2005

Aye, great episode, and fortunately technology is now up to actually having half a million Daleks on the screen (which it wasn't in the 1970s). But for me, the best bit was the Doctor in the Big Brother house... hilarious. lol

lol

11 Jun 2005

Quote by surreycouple2003
The thought of Hulk Hogan and Giles Brandreth having a passionate snog is quite vile

What, you don't go for the Hulkster?

And in answer to the original question... bi men may be sexy, but us straight men are much sexier, so there. :twisted: :twisted: :P :rascal:

10 Jun 2005

Quote by davej
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Please nobody try this; a paper-cut on the penis really hurts. :shock:

10 Jun 2005

Quote by nottoosure
I've never had a blow job or given one to a girl. I'm a straight man. Can someone explain what they like about it all?

You can simulate the experience without the aid of a woman... take the cardboard innards from a toilet roll and soak it in warm water. Meanwhile, cut the index finger off a pair of washing-up gloves and stuff it with bits of rag. Pick up the cardboard tube and gently insert your penis into one end, and dangle the rubber-glove-finger down the other. Enjoy.

10 Jun 2005

Oy, what's this thread doing on the second page...
It's been great having you around, Daz & Lou. Now somebody -- LOCK THE DOORS so they can't escape! :twisted:

10 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
No, you can't blame it all on video mobiles.
As teenagers we did stupid things too.

Ummm... no, we didn't. Or at least, I didn't. dunno

dunno

I don't know what's wrong with teenagers today; they seem to leave their brains behind when they hit 13.

9 Jun 2005

"Mummy, how does my spamware work?"

Quote by Stupid Spammer
%RAND_AFF_SUBJECT . %LONELY1? get matched up here. %CUSTOM_RS_URL

8 Jun 2005

Quote by sexy eyes
she always said she wud love to try a women but we'v neva got round to it. has anyone got any advice for me on this?

"Darling, you know that special fantasy we always share... no, not that one, the one that doesn't involve Uncle Tom's prize onion and a cheese-grater... how would you feel about trying to make it come true?"

8 Jun 2005

Quote by Kinky Lizard
C'mon Roger, it has to be an improvement on your 'hillbilly' look.....

I always saw that as less hillbilly more cool Urban cowboy...

8 Jun 2005

Is that a "real" bow-tie or just a clip-on?

8 Jun 2005

I went clothes shopping today. All the clothes I liked were hung below signs like "Treat your Dad this Father's Day".
Oh dear. sad

sad

8 Jun 2005

Don't shag them, SHAG ME INSTEAD.
:P

7 Jun 2005

I Am Not A Moderator, but here's what I think:

Quote by tee_em_aitch
not one of my comments - including the link breaks your terms of use.

Well, if you want to be technical then skimming down the rules you may well be breaking the letter (if not the spirit) of rule #10:

posting a link to a site that is only for commercial purposes and is not a genuine Swingers resource

Besides, a mention at a popular site like this would probably boost That Other Site up the search engine rankings a few places, and I'm sure no-one wants to see that.