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was your first time a disaster,
I should say; they didn't even pay for the drink!
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roger743
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by KitKat
I'd say - NSA sex is a saturday night pissed up shag-with-no-name round the back of the local night club.
Swinging, on the other hand, is more varied.
I dunno; NSA can also happen round the back of the cinema, round the back of the Burger King, round the back of the bikesheds... at least, so I hear. :shock:
Quote by J2Stroke
I take some are here just for sex and others for the getting to know people
Yup. Sounds like you've done a bit of research before jumping in and posting; if only more people would take the few minutes to read around before going for gold there'd be far fewer people making complete pillocks of themselves...
Hmmm... but would that be a good thing?
I don't know... if you compare thirty quid to the price of anything else these days it's about the going rate, it seems. £30 for something that can be used many times is actually not all that bad if you count the cost-per-session. (If it were a real woman you'd be spending more on condoms.)
Unfortunately, the problem with vibrating vaginas is that 99% of them are crap and won't last five minutes, and moreover you wouldn't want to use them a second time. (And it's not as though you can take them for a test drive...) IMHO, of course.
Unfortunately, the problem with vibrating vaginas is that 99% of them are crap and won't last five minutes, and moreover you wouldn't want to use them a second time. (And it's not as though you can take them for a test drive...) IMHO, of course.
Rule #3: Nothing is less sexy than management-speak.
Except for the Crazy Frog.
And even that's a close-run thing.
Uh-huh.
You need to take ownership of the situation in order to maximise perception of your seductive assets whilst lowering the awareness level of your defects...
Except for the Crazy Frog.
And even that's a close-run thing.
Attack the problem. Create the opportunity.
Uh-huh.
You need to take ownership of the situation in order to maximise perception of your seductive assets whilst lowering the awareness level of your defects...
Quote by marky49
Again a grerat article Roger, you spent a lot of time on this one. This really should become a STICKY so as to stop so much frustration. At least then the facts are known
Cheers mate.
I am surprised that this thread has endured - at the time I figured it as a stop-gap until someone else wrote a more complete, enduring and (uh) well-researched guide. It's nice to know people are still finding this useful.
Quote by KitKat
With MMF threesomes, there is also a question of the ... motivation?
When a single bloke talks about a MMF threesome, we are not interested in seeing comments such as "I am OK if your partner wants to join in with us"
Interestingly, one of the reasons I started out on sites like this was because I had a very strong fantasy to be involved in a threesome. A loving couple sharing this intimate act with a third party was something I found to be very erotic... However, largely as a result of reading adverts from couples looking for threesomes, I've gone completely off the idea. I guess sometimes fantasy is better than reality.
Quote by Maia
think the current trend of men who have made it their crusade to lick women to orgasmic death has made them neglect their thrusting techniques.
People need to appreciate; we're a national of office workers now. So the powerful pelvic muscles we developed from lugging great big sacks of corn up from the cellar every day just ain't there anymore. The sendantary lifestyle means that if us guys can manage any thrusting, we're doing bloody well and working bloody hard, and you should kiss the ground and praise Jesus that you've found such a tireless and studly beast. (Just wait until the thrusting ends, or you might spoil the moment...)
People who boast about how much sex they had last night. There's an old saying about those who feel the need to talk about it, you know...
Telepaths. You know, the ones who think they know what you're thinking and why you're hear better than you do yourself.
Men who post in the women's ads. I've heard of gender confusion but this is ridiculous...
People who feel the need to compile great long honking lists of "rules" of the swinging "subculture". I'm no swinger, but isn't that kinda missing the point?
I mean, that's more than half the fun of it! 
