Agreed, some people are definately shambling around the forum like a bear with a sore head, gnawing on anything in their path. It's most upsetting to see those people who didn't used to be like this, but are now. *sigh*
I don't know... if you compare thirty quid to the price of anything else these days it's about the going rate, it seems. £30 for something that can be used many times is actually not all that bad if you count the cost-per-session. (If it were a real woman you'd be spending more on condoms.)
Unfortunately, the problem with vibrating vaginas is that 99% of them are crap and won't last five minutes, and moreover you wouldn't want to use them a second time. (And it's not as though you can take them for a test drive...) IMHO, of course.
Please do not post happy stories in this forum. Thank you.
It disturbs the tone.
People who boast about how much sex they had last night. There's an old saying about those who feel the need to talk about it, you know...
Telepaths. You know, the ones who think they know what you're thinking and why you're hear better than you do yourself.
Men who post in the women's ads. I've heard of gender confusion but this is ridiculous...
People who feel the need to compile great long honking lists of "rules" of the swinging "subculture". I'm no swinger, but isn't that kinda missing the point?
On the bright side, it sounds like you've used up all your bad luck for the next few decades. Indulge in lots of hugs and kisses and keep your pecker up. ;)
Nope. Never.
Of course, in order to cheat you need to have two people find you attractive, and... well, you know what they say about lightning... :shock:
I mean, that's more than half the fun of it! 
