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roger743
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
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Quote by HungryP
which I think makes it clear that I treat people as individuals, & have had compliments that my replies to ads are very clear & honest (from some of the few that I have actually met)!
Sorry, I was just thinking aloud; I really wasn't thinking about you, even if it did read that way.
Quote by HungryP
I am interested in meeting women or couples, so I spend time periodically browsing the ads for possible meets, & probably send 5-15 replies a week. To get my interest, the advertiser has to be within the 30-50+ age range, preferably non-smoking, ideally no bigger than say... dress size 24, within 50 miles of Tyneside, & preferably not covered in piercings & tattoos. I'm 45 & happy to meet any age, but I'm highly unlikely to get replies from people under 30, so I don't bother messaging people in that age group. I don't think I'm being too fussy.
I'm a single guy so what do I know, but I do wonder if there's such a thing as not being fussy enough. Do people prefer to feel they're a specific person (or have specific qualities) that you find attractive, rather than just the lack of any qualities you don't find attractive?
Nothing personal against HungryP; just a talking point...
Quote by OnlyUs
We have enough "friends" here now to fill our diaries, but are conisdering pay sites as this may get rid of the dreamers. Lets hope.
I don't know about that - paysites are comparatively cheap and well within the budget of most "dreamers". I'm not saying don't try it; just don't get your hopes up.
Analysing "hit rates" is a very mercenery thing to do, but if you find yourself mutually compatible with 1.7% of the people who happen to find you attractive, I'm not sure that's exactly a bad result? After all, surely we're all strangers to people we don't know, and in general most other people are quite horrific and not the type of folk we'd want to say hi to, let alone anything else.
Quote by harry0
Your e-mail address attached to ticket
number xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx with serial number
xxxxxxx,batch number xxxxxxxxxx,lottery ref number
xxxxxxxxxx and drew lucky numbers x-x-xx-xx-xx-xx
which consequently won in the 1st category, you have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
US$ , (One Million, Five Hundred Thousand
United States dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
By coincidence, I was reflecting just a few hours ago that you can always spot a scam by the number of 'reference numbers', 'batch numbers', 'serial numbers', 'verification numbers', 'voucher IDs' and 'prize codes' that they trumpet.
The spammers keep on inventing new ways of spelling things in their attempts to penetrate our filters with their big load of pink meat. Has any other profession done so much to broaden our language?
Of course, sometimes these imaginative spellings do make things a little hard to understand...
Oh well. Any ladies want to be domininiatted by me or maybe try aye null ex?
Quote by some spammer
Women that want to try aye null ex. Women that want to be domininiatted by men and so on. Have a look it's absolutely noo coossst to you to check it out and you get it for three days at one buckaroo.
We know that sometimes these emails upset you and we don't want that at all. We're just trying to make a buck but if these are not really at all what you want to be recieving everyday then please get yourself off our |is+s and stuff by going to this place and you'll be off within twenty-ffoour hours of asking.
Of course, sometimes these imaginative spellings do make things a little hard to understand...
Oh well. Any ladies want to be domininiatted by me or maybe try aye null ex?
Quote by Libra-Love
What about normal clubs offering free drinks to females on ladies nights? I don't hear any single men complaining about that!
I remember seeing some single guys on the BBC news a few years ago complaining about this. They actually tried to take a club to court, if I recall correctly.
I'm not sure what the outcome was.
Quote by VenusnMars
Would it appeal to some submissive types? I`m wondering if it`s a build up to fulfilling a Dom fantasy.
All ads in "couple-seeking-men" or "women-seeking-men" only appeal to submissive personalities, because it's not exactly a Dom thing to have to ask lots of people to play with you and hope one of them says yes. Well, that's my theory anyway. ;)
Quote by Spitfire_Sal
Woo-hoo, I think I'm in love! :rose:
I wouldn't say I especially like larger ladies, but I wouldn't want to say I dislike them either. I've had some very exciting times with larger ladies, but then I have with more petite girls too... Ultra-thin women turn me off like crazy but otherwise size isn't really something that's an issue for me (within reason).
Quote by carolseandevon
Cuids in manchester is charging me £75 as a single guy tonight, god 50 quid membership fee and 25 for the visit , god ,
Well, it's more than I'd pay to go anywhere solely on the offchance that there'd be folks there I might click with. But these things are relative, and if I was pulling in 100 grand a year or something maybe it wouldn't seem so much.
Quote by mal609
This is an actual ad from Couples seeking Males. I'm all for freedom of choice and being able to pick exactly who you want to shag............. but THIS many rules????????
Nah!! Can't be arsed!!
I appear to be unique in this, but that ad appeals to me. It's a list and lists are very easy to read, and so if the couple have specific turn-offs - overweight people, or whatever - then it's easy to see when you don't match up and would thus be wasting your time and theirs in trying to reply.
As someone once said to someone else; lists were invented for a reason, and that reason is that they're much easier to comprehend than the equivalent concepts in prose.
P.S. I fall down on #2, #5, #8, #13 and #14, FWIW.
Quote by HungryP
Don't you just hate it when they lose their erection whilst trying to get the condom on?!!
Its not something we do just to frustrate you, you know :shock: :shock: :shock: 
The worst bit has to be opening the bloody packet. You pull it and push it and try to twist it and finally put it in your mouth and bite it, and still the bloody wrapper won't break, and meanwhile the message in the lady's eyes is changing from "come fuck me" to "I wonder what happened on Emmerdale tonight?" and you're little man is getting bored waiting... :cry:
Quote by mattmoleman
Make an appointment with a GUM clinic. You can find out where you're local one is by either going to your doctor and asking, searching the or other practical things like this.
And if you're nervous of bumping into someone you know, you don't have to go to your local one. You don't have to give these folks any more details than you want.
There's a really great guide to visiting GUM clinics somewhere online, but I can't remember the link. No doubt someone else will post it...
Quote by Tania
So what are you saying, the main actress will ruin her makeup prematurely getting those guys erect? I don't think so.
I think more likely the guys are expected to wank themselves erect. Don't forget that most of the men in porn are professionals, and the key qualities you need in that job are the ability to get hard on demand, to ejaculate on demand, and to have a penis the size of of a jumbo jet. There's a reason why so much porn stars the same six or seven guys, and it's nothing to do with them being particularly photogenic...
Quote by little gem
It made me think about the reasons some people use condoms, his was blatantly to prevent pregnancy where as mine was to prevent std's and the like.
Actually, sounds like he was just hoping your reason was solely for preventing pregnancy - after all, he was also quite happy to go into your little baby-factory uncovered if that was okay with you.
Quote by johnneuk1
ain,t done me no harm, as for circumsized guy lasting longer, doubt it:
Judging by all those circumsized guys you see in US porn, who all jettison their cargo after 10-15 minutes or oral attentions, I'd say circumcism doesn't automatically make you last longer! (Or maybe that's because they've all got penises the size of baseball bats. :shock: )
I had a reminder recently (in another sphere) that when it comes to private parties, it's always best to ask the organiser what kind of do they're planning, and so forth. Different houses usually have different house-rules in all kinds of ways - and that's before you throw swinging into the mix.
