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6 Feb 2005

Quote by HungryP
which I think makes it clear that I treat people as individuals, & have had compliments that my replies to ads are very clear & honest (from some of the few that I have actually met)!

Sorry, I was just thinking aloud; I really wasn't thinking about you, even if it did read that way. sad

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5 Feb 2005

Quote by BaldEagle
Valentines is coming up and people do send things with out stating who sent them. That is one aspect of Valentines day.

I had actually been planning to send someone an anonymous token for Valentine's day, but after reading this thread I've decided against it.

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5 Feb 2005

Quote by HungryP
I am interested in meeting women or couples, so I spend time periodically browsing the ads for possible meets, & probably send 5-15 replies a week. To get my interest, the advertiser has to be within the 30-50+ age range, preferably non-smoking, ideally no bigger than say... dress size 24, within 50 miles of Tyneside, & preferably not covered in piercings & tattoos. I'm 45 & happy to meet any age, but I'm highly unlikely to get replies from people under 30, so I don't bother messaging people in that age group. I don't think I'm being too fussy.

I'm a single guy so what do I know, but I do wonder if there's such a thing as not being fussy enough. Do people prefer to feel they're a specific person (or have specific qualities) that you find attractive, rather than just the lack of any qualities you don't find attractive?
Nothing personal against HungryP; just a talking point...

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5 Feb 2005

Quote by OnlyUs
We have enough "friends" here now to fill our diaries, but are conisdering pay sites as this may get rid of the dreamers. Lets hope.

I don't know about that - paysites are comparatively cheap and well within the budget of most "dreamers". I'm not saying don't try it; just don't get your hopes up.
Analysing "hit rates" is a very mercenery thing to do, but if you find yourself mutually compatible with 1.7% of the people who happen to find you attractive, I'm not sure that's exactly a bad result? After all, surely we're all strangers to people we don't know, and in general most other people are quite horrific and not the type of folk we'd want to say hi to, let alone anything else.

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4 Feb 2005

Quote by 69steve
but dont you think that most fellas are only into f

Well, if you look at the photo ads:
Men seeking Women: 5,585
Men seeking Men: 2,727

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4 Feb 2005

Quote by krazykayaker
silly men!

You called?

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4 Feb 2005

Horny? NO.
Young? My knees say NO.
Stud? NO.
Anyone for a cuppa?

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4 Feb 2005

Libra, hope you're able to put this worry out of your mind and relax a bit; sounds to me like you've done everything you can to protect yourself and there's nothing more to do now but live your life and see what, if anything, happens next.

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4 Feb 2005

I'm not mad; I just have a unique perspective on reality.
:welcome:

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4 Feb 2005

Quote by harry0
Your e-mail address attached to ticket
number xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx with serial number
xxxxxxx,batch number xxxxxxxxxx,lottery ref number
xxxxxxxxxx and drew lucky numbers x-x-xx-xx-xx-xx
which consequently won in the 1st category, you have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
US$ , (One Million, Five Hundred Thousand
United States dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!

By coincidence, I was reflecting just a few hours ago that you can always spot a scam by the number of 'reference numbers', 'batch numbers', 'serial numbers', 'verification numbers', 'voucher IDs' and 'prize codes' that they trumpet. cool

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3 Feb 2005

The spammers keep on inventing new ways of spelling things in their attempts to penetrate our filters with their big load of pink meat. Has any other profession done so much to broaden our language?

Quote by some spammer
Women that want to try aye null ex. Women that want to be domininiatted by men and so on. Have a look it's absolutely noo coossst to you to check it out and you get it for three days at one buckaroo.
We know that sometimes these emails upset you and we don't want that at all. We're just trying to make a buck but if these are not really at all what you want to be recieving everyday then please get yourself off our |is+s and stuff by going to this place and you'll be off within twenty-ffoour hours of asking.

Of course, sometimes these imaginative spellings do make things a little hard to understand...
Oh well. Any ladies want to be domininiatted by me or maybe try aye null ex? biggrin

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2 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
What about normal clubs offering free drinks to females on ladies nights? I don't hear any single men complaining about that!

I remember seeing some single guys on the BBC news a few years ago complaining about this. They actually tried to take a club to court, if I recall correctly.
I'm not sure what the outcome was.

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2 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Would it appeal to some submissive types? I`m wondering if it`s a build up to fulfilling a Dom fantasy.

All ads in "couple-seeking-men" or "women-seeking-men" only appeal to submissive personalities, because it's not exactly a Dom thing to have to ask lots of people to play with you and hope one of them says yes. Well, that's my theory anyway. ;)

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2 Feb 2005

Quote by Spitfire_Sal

Woo-hoo, I think I'm in love! :rose:
I wouldn't say I especially like larger ladies, but I wouldn't want to say I dislike them either. I've had some very exciting times with larger ladies, but then I have with more petite girls too... Ultra-thin women turn me off like crazy but otherwise size isn't really something that's an issue for me (within reason).

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2 Feb 2005

Quote by carolseandevon
Cuids in manchester is charging me Â£75 as a single guy tonight, god 50 quid membership fee and 25 for the visit , god ,

Well, it's more than I'd pay to go anywhere solely on the offchance that there'd be folks there I might click with. But these things are relative, and if I was pulling in 100 grand a year or something maybe it wouldn't seem so much.

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2 Feb 2005

Quote by mal609
an actual MALE advert!
male 54 looking for nsa fun with female in blackpool on the above date, drop me a line and lets see if we like the same things.

sorted!

Be sure to let us know how the two of you get on. ;)

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2 Feb 2005

Quote by mal609
This is an actual ad from Couples seeking Males. I'm all for freedom of choice and being able to pick exactly who you want to shag............. but THIS many rules????????
Nah!! Can't be arsed!!

I appear to be unique in this, but that ad appeals to me. It's a list and lists are very easy to read, and so if the couple have specific turn-offs - overweight people, or whatever - then it's easy to see when you don't match up and would thus be wasting your time and theirs in trying to reply.
As someone once said to someone else; lists were invented for a reason, and that reason is that they're much easier to comprehend than the equivalent concepts in prose.
P.S. I fall down on #2, #5, #8, #13 and #14, FWIW.

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31 Jan 2005

Quote by HungryP
Don't you just hate it when they lose their erection whilst trying to get the condom on?!!

Its not something we do just to frustrate you, you know :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

The worst bit has to be opening the bloody packet. You pull it and push it and try to twist it and finally put it in your mouth and bite it, and still the bloody wrapper won't break, and meanwhile the message in the lady's eyes is changing from "come fuck me" to "I wonder what happened on Emmerdale tonight?" and you're little man is getting bored waiting... :cry:

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31 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
So ummm - why spend money trying to make it bigger

Too lazy to buy a feather duster. :P

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31 Jan 2005

I'm on , but to be honest I got more joy from answering ads on swinging websites, and I got no joy from that. sad

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31 Jan 2005

Quote by mattmoleman
Make an appointment with a GUM clinic. You can find out where you're local one is by either going to your doctor and asking, searching the or other practical things like this.

And if you're nervous of bumping into someone you know, you don't have to go to your local one. You don't have to give these folks any more details than you want.
There's a really great guide to visiting GUM clinics somewhere online, but I can't remember the link. No doubt someone else will post it...

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30 Jan 2005

If these pills work, I'll personally buy you a replacement set of underwear in a larger size. ;)

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30 Jan 2005

Quote by Tania
So what are you saying, the main actress will ruin her makeup prematurely getting those guys erect? I don't think so.

I think more likely the guys are expected to wank themselves erect. Don't forget that most of the men in porn are professionals, and the key qualities you need in that job are the ability to get hard on demand, to ejaculate on demand, and to have a penis the size of of a jumbo jet. There's a reason why so much porn stars the same six or seven guys, and it's nothing to do with them being particularly photogenic...

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30 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
It made me think about the reasons some people use condoms, his was blatantly to prevent pregnancy where as mine was to prevent std's and the like.

Actually, sounds like he was just hoping your reason was solely for preventing pregnancy - after all, he was also quite happy to go into your little baby-factory uncovered if that was okay with you.

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30 Jan 2005

Leslie Grantham, the actor who played the character Dirty Den in the BBC soap Eastenders, was in the habit of indulging in webcam "fun" in between shooting scenes. Unfortunately for him, a Sunday newspaper found out and published some embarassing pictures.

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30 Jan 2005

I'm no so sure; according to , fluffers are very out of fashion in porn these days (for financial reasons).

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30 Jan 2005

Quote by johnneuk1
FORE SKIN AND PROUD OF IT,
ain,t done me no harm, as for circumsized guy lasting longer, doubt it :

Judging by all those circumsized guys you see in US porn, who all jettison their cargo after 10-15 minutes or oral attentions, I'd say circumcism doesn't automatically make you last longer! (Or maybe that's because they've all got penises the size of baseball bats. :shock: )

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29 Jan 2005

I had a reminder recently (in another sphere) that when it comes to private parties, it's always best to ask the organiser what kind of do they're planning, and so forth. Different houses usually have different house-rules in all kinds of ways - and that's before you throw swinging into the mix.

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29 Jan 2005

Quote by BradfordCpl
A little bit a teeth

Teeth? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! :scared:

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29 Jan 2005

Quote by HungryP
Always carry condoms................ never get to fucking use them

I've carried condoms around with me for a lot of years now. The one time I actually had an opportunity to use them, though, the lady complained bitterly about how uncomfortable they were, and the distracting squeeking noise they made - I think the accumulation of body heat had over a series of years caused some kind of chemical reaction in the rubber and/or the lube. :shock:
The moral of this story - don't just carry condoms, carry fresh condoms!

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