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29 Jan 2005

Quote by HungryP
Always carry condoms................ never get to fucking use them

I've carried condoms around with me for a lot of years now. The one time I actually had an opportunity to use them, though, the lady complained bitterly about how uncomfortable they were, and the distracting squeeking noise they made - I think the accumulation of body heat had over a series of years caused some kind of chemical reaction in the rubber and/or the lube. :shock:
The moral of this story - don't just carry condoms, carry fresh condoms!

29 Jan 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
I think everyone agrees with the use of condoms in recreational sex, and certainly with new people. However there are many of us who initially have safe sex but then progress to unprotected with a new partner, without considering checking.

This is an excellent point. People don't magically become safe just because they've become monogamous or you know their aunties' names.

29 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Roger, your AV...can I be your mum....please..... :inlove:

Ooooh, you gonna tuck me in? biggrin

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29 Jan 2005

I made a home movie once. By myself. If anyone wants to see a 19-year-old me naked and humping a mattress... well tough, I wiped the tape. cool

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29 Jan 2005

Quote by Tania
OK here's the question: circumcised or uncircumcised? Which do we ladies prefer to give bj's to?

Well, you're a lady - time to 'fess up! ;)

29 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Personally I fail to see how a mouth can be so athletic when it`s filled to the brim,

Solution: Try practicing on some smaller equipment...

29 Jan 2005

Quote by guy4fun
The catergory is called "Let's Meet Up" if someone posts a simple one line request of who wants a shag ect ect there are only two things which all you need to .
Number 1 reply if interested.
number 2 ignore it and dont type pointless thread changing comments .

...And then a few hours later the poster comes back and says "What does it take to get some interest WHAAAAAAAAAAA why won't you give the new guys a chance?"
Seems to me we're all damned if we do, and damned if we don't.

28 Jan 2005

I'm afraid it's usually not that easy. sad

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Have a look in the advice section of the website; there's some hints for single men which you may find useful.

28 Jan 2005

How're you typing?

28 Jan 2005

Add to the list: scratching your ear. I scratched my ear last night and even my real nail must've been too long because it started bleeding - EWWWW!

28 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
I asked out of curiosity. There are pages and pages of advice for guys on how they should word ads to catch the eye of a womam/couple.

Well if it's a matter of making ads more appealing, as opposed to perfect, then here's some tips that 99% of female advertisers wouldn't hurt themselves to follow:
1. I already know you have a vagina. So do I; it's plastic and lives in my boxroom.
2. Say what kind of person you're looking for, and what kind of experiences you're seeking. Going out, staying in, dogging, love, romance, dirty sex behind the cinema... "I'm not going to say anything about me. Tell me what you want to do to me and I'll maybe meet those with the best ideas" is all very well but I have better things to do than sculpt a fantasy for you on the offchance that we might be compatible. Throw me a bone, give me a hint.
3. And if you didn't give people enough clues in your original advert, don't add a paragraph the next day berating the poor guys who sent you invitations to romantic sex when you really wanted dirty sex. Remember, we only know what you tell us!
4. Say something about your personality, for God's sake. is right there if I want to meet a mannequin, and some of those dolls have more personality than a lot of women's adverts. It's not just about sex (I already have that plastic vagina in my boxroom, after all), so these things are important and it's best to get them in the open straight away rather than hide them away and plan to deal with them later.
5. Even better, show me your personality. Touch my heart.
6. If you have a lot of requirements (say, more 10 or 15), then don't be afraid to make a list. It's a lot easier than trying to wade through lots of repetative setences.
7. Make yourself sound more interesting than the plastic vagina in my boxroom.

28 Jan 2005

Quote by cool4catz
I've got an old vacuum cleaner I'm not using - any good?

28 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
So to all you guys, who have a few standards, I ask - If you were reading a woman's post in 'let's meet up' and you thought wow that sounds perfect - what would the post actually say?

I have no idea, but I'd know if I saw it. I mean, if I wanted to get intimate with someone who could write the kind of post I could imagine, I'm right here already. biggrin

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27 Jan 2005

Not seen it but the trailers make me laugh. I just have to find a cinema within driving distance...

27 Jan 2005

Quote by drawist
Well what can I say to get some interest.

I'm not interested, you understand (got my frozen lasagne in the oven & gonna watch Fehrenheit 911 on TV tonight), but just to answer your question, I think you need to say a little more to distinguish yourself from everyone else here. I mean, you haven't even given your gender... I'm presuming you're a single fella but you could equally be a gay lady. Who's to know unless you say?
You say you do a "special" massage, so if I were you and I wanted to distinguish myself from the teeming hordes, that'd be the obvious thing to elaborate on. What kind of massage do you give, how hard do you press, what areas do you most enjoy to massage, what kind of oils/powders/etc do you use... You could easily write a paragraph or more about this, and that might give you more of a chance of seducing a lovely someone...

27 Jan 2005

I think it depends what you're after. If you're looking for sex and a bit of fun then no, I don't think age matters in the slightest. (Though I've never been with anyone more than 20 years in either direction.) But if you're after a life-partner then I think it is best to find someone of roughly the same generation - after all, it might be great when he's 50 and you're 25, but what about when you're 60 and he's 85?

26 Jan 2005

Quote by Gareththomas
(even though when I try to talk about this problem she says she does! How do you get out of that one?)

Talk some more! You're obviously a good communicator (a marked difference to many of the men who come here looking for extra-marital sex, who can't seem to raise above "Dick hard! Wife's a dud! Need hot pussy!"), but this is really a conversation you need to be having with your lady. If she doesn't want to, then try again, because this is obviously important to you and thus to both of you as a couple. Obviously though, don't be aggressive; be a tower of understanding.
Might be a good idea not to mention visiting a swinger's site and considering having an affair, though. :shock:
Other's have given some good parenting advice, and it might be worthwhile having a look on some parenting websites and seeing if there's any more tips you can pick up. I'm sure you can't be alone in the problems you've encountered.

25 Jan 2005

Hi Scoot. First of all, :welcome: to the Cafe.
You've asked a very good question. Personally, I'd say if these ladies are advertising on a swingers site, then them finding out what you do shouldn't make too much difference as they're doing it too... logicially. Of course, people are individuals and quite capable of being irrational, so you can't always trust to logic like that. And an even scarier thought: it's not unknown for people to come onto swinger's sites and stumble across their mum or dad in the photo ads. :shock:

25 Jan 2005

Quote by hornybitch7
i only put it on to see how many replies it would get

If only I had a penny for every time I'd seen someone say that...
Guess it's time for me to stop feeding the trolls.

25 Jan 2005

Quote by hornybitch7
if people are out to make friends why not go on a non sex site, everyone on this site is after some sort of sexual contact with others so dont pretend your not

I'm not. I used to be, it didn't happen, I figured I was on a hiding to nothing and stopped. I just hang around now because I can't be bothered to find somewhere else.
Look, you're posting on a general discussion and chit-chat area. If you just want to arrange anonymous meets, just post a photo ad or in the Let's Meet Up area and I'm sure not one person here will complain. Some of them might even try to meet you. Who knows? You pays your money (or not, on this site), and you takes your choice.
What's happened is you've posted a chit-chatty, "hi everyone" post in Let's Meet Up, and Kristof quite sensibly suggested that chit-chatty stuff in better in the Cafe. Now you're getting hot under the collar at the sight of other people chit-chatting. If you don't want to chit-chat, nobody's going to put a gun to your head and force you.

25 Jan 2005

Quote by *Guy4Gals&Guys*
I have come to the conclusion,the site is run a bit like a school,there are the teachers (mods) who can do and say what the F*** they like,and the kids(the rest of us) who have to do and say as they tell us to do.

Or just like your local pub, where the proprietor sets the tone and the prices and the ambience and can set rules the clientele have to follow, and can even *gasp!* bar people from the establishment.
This is the way most places on the Internet, not to mention the world, operate - someone is in charge, and people who aren't in charge follow rules set out by those who are in charge. Yes, there are some places - for example, many newsgroups - that are run on a community basis without anyone in charge, but these are comparatively rare.

25 Jan 2005

Quote by hornybitch7
didnt read all the rules of etique, just though this forum was for like minded folk who wanted to meet up, but after posting a meet up ad was locked and told to go to cafe and make friends, dont know what to do next

I believe Let's Meet Up is the place to post if you want to arrange specific meet-ups - for example, if you want a trained trombonist to come round to your house tonight and serenade you with his mighty organ, or whatever your particular fantasy might be ;) , you'd post a request in Let's Meet Up. The Cafe is the place where like-minded folk chat and get to know each other.

25 Jan 2005

Quote by guy4fun
i think everyone or the majority of the world "does spanish" and not "french" as you say is it a myth that the majority speak spanish or i could be wrong its probably french .
As for being taught french at school i was taught spainish and italian as well as the most popular foreing language that "everyone" does french .
I now have this vision of the whole of south america talking french .

At school, we were told that every country in the world (I have my doubts about this) had agreed to teach children French as a second language, so that everyone would be able to communicate, albeit using French. (The exception was the French, who were going to teach their children English, because they already knew French.) OTOH, they also taught us that Mary Queen of Scots was the daughter of Henry VIII (no, really), so take that with a pinch of salt.
According to , the most popular language in the world is Mandarin, which I guess makes sense.

25 Jan 2005

Maybe I'm being silly here, but in the chatroom can't you just re-register again with the same name you had before?

25 Jan 2005

Quote by guy4fun
as i mentioned earlier it is a way of the world now and everyone does this so get with the times

Actually, if you want a language that "everyone does", then that language is French. We're all supposed to be taught French at school so maybe we should start talking French on the forum. Je voudrais trois bananes and that's the limit of my French, I'm afraid. ne1 gt frch-nglsh dic?

25 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Why is it that some blokes get so carried away with this bit of foreplay that they end up skull-fucking you? :shock: :evil: :evil:

This is why God gave women ears - something for men to grab hold of. :twisted:
Why is it some women get so carried away with cunnilingus that they end up trying to break your nose with their pelvis? :shock:

24 Jan 2005

Me neither, albeit for less than 32 years, because I wasn't having blowjobs as an embryo. Probably. I can't actually remember, of course, but I'd guess that the probabillity of receiving pre-birth blow-jobs is pretty low.
I'm uncircumsized, fwiw.

23 Jan 2005

They do say that a hundred years or more ago, it wasn't unknown for women to pose as men, especially in journalism etc, as they were denied opportunities due to what we would now call sexual discrimination against them.
How times change.

23 Jan 2005

I feel the need to channel the spirit of Ralph Wiggum...
My china dog smells of china.

23 Jan 2005

You do realise that there's an awful lot of fellas here who will never meet one woman through this site - aiming to find two might be a wee bit too optimistic?