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roger743
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49

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Quote by flamehot
The story is short & sweet. Post on board - they PM me asking me to email them - I do so (civil clean message) - no response to a timed event - I end up wasting 3 hrs waiting for email that never arrives, a common enough occurence.

"They" are probably a single guy who gets off on jerking people around like this. Betcha he's got his tackle in his hand right now and is having a good old wank while reading your post. Believe me, there's nothing people like that love more than to see they've really got under your skin, so don't give them the satisfaction.
People like that aren't just found on swingers sites either. I had some wankers on the phone last week; complete strangers but clearly trying to wind me up. In the end, I just put the phone on the table and left them chattering to nobody for however long it took them to hang up. After all, it's their phone bill.
In general, I think it's a good idea not to put yourself out too much for complete strangers. Next time someone wants you to wait around for 3 hours for an email or a phone call or whatever, don't. If someone really wants to meet or talk to you, they'll arrange something for a mutually convenient time.
Quote by mackem38
i need to get her up and runnin ...

Okay, sorry but that line cracks me up. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
In my limited experience, there was nothing more uncomfortable than going for a drink with a couple last year, where it was clearly his fantasy and she wasn't so keen, and seeing the heartbroken expression on his face when he realised it wasn't going to happen was almost enough to make you cry.
You also see couples advertising in "women seeking men". I guess they figure the fellas won't mind... confused
Can't see the point of this myself. I mean, if MacDonalds were advertising sushi on the door, wouldn't you be a bit upset if you went in and found you could only buy a Big Mac?
I was awoken this morning by the postman.
You know, maybe that's not quite such an interesting story...
Quote by Pseudo
A lot of the ads ask for well endowed, vwe, vvwe, 9", 10", long enough to go thru blackwall tunnel and so on.
Sex shops sell toys that are so big you need help lifting them.
I gues these sizes are used otherwise they wud not be asked for.

In his book "Foley is Good", pro-wrestler Mick Foley relates a story of going into an American sex shop and staring in wide-ide wonderment at the vast array of dildos and vibrators available. Eventually, one of his cronies asks the assistant which of these contraptions is the most popular. She replies that their biggest seller is a very small "unthreatening" model, about the size of your little finger.
Quote by kbuk
Apologies to Roger
I wasn't aware this one had originated here - I got it in an email funny of all places. All credit where it's due.....and I'll get my coat!

No problem - I've calmed down now. And I guess it's flattering that folks think enough of something I wrote to pass it around.
Quote by kbuk
Well It had to be done!!!!

Yes. And it was done last February.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic.php?t=7178
I'm a little surprised to see my creation being reposted by someone else, with no attribution. I'm sure you meant to type "This was originally written by Roger743" at the bottom, and merely forgot in the heat of the moment, right?
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With an attitude like that, Kristof, I'm sure you can't fail to find what you're seeking. smile Best of luck to you!
Quote by celtictiger
Answer me this why are so many men attracted to transexuals, sorry I need to clarify this, why are so man straight men interested .......that would not even consider being intimate with another man?

Well, I'm not interested in transexuals myself, but for those who are... well, why not? "Straight men" aren't a homogenous group with set likes and dislikes; we're all individuals if you're sexually attracted to what you consider "transexuals" then I don't see a problem there. As for "why?", well... why do some men like big boobs? Why do some men want to be dominated? Why do some men like watersports? Why do some men like porn? I think it'll be over to the psychologists for this one...
Can't do much more than agree that yes, it does help if you don't act like a pratt. lol
Crikey. Seems to have been a lot of this kinda thing around this month - after-effects of Christmas?
Hope Steve's back on form soon. Take care in the meantime!
I read the first page of this thread and I was all ready to leap in and defend the newbie.
Then I read the second page.
Oh well. Saved me a bit of wear & tear on my fingers...
WTG Venus!
I have an interview next week. According to the agent, all I have to do is convince them that I'm confident, ambitious, motivated, and keen.
I am so screwed. sad
Some people have specific fantasies they want to fulfill, while others find specific ages/builds/colours most attractive.
It's all very well talkiing about people who "only want sex", but at the end of the day if by "sex" you mean "friction on the genitals" then we can all do that for ourselves quite adequately, from the comfort of our own homes, without having to involve anyone else whatsoever. Anything else is mental stimulation as well as physical so what the mind finds attractive becomes just as important as what makes the body respond.
Quote by RedHot
This would weedle out the newbies who join hoping for a quick shag and then leave within a week or two.

I wonder if we're not worrying too much about the newbies. After all, folks who come here hoping for a quick shag and only stay a week or two are likely to wear their pin for about as long, as they'll soon find it doesn't do to members of the opposite sex what a magnet does to iron filings? And let's face facts... even if all 16,000 members get a pin, it's a big country and the chances of accidentally meeting one of the 15,999 other members isn't all that high?
Quote by Mike7073
Well, I met a very nice girl last night and things having spent much of today together we are in an official couple type arrangement.

Wow. Well done! Hope it works out well for both of you!
Of course, what the ad doesn't say is who's gonna wash the bedsheets in the morning. ;)
What about that Tony Benn rap album from a couple of years ago? :twisted:
I won't be there, so make sure you play it real loud so I can hear it...
Can the pins be made of sugar, so they can easily be disposed of by eating them if caught in a compromising situation?
Poor Vix and Reese; their sex-lives are about to end. Let's have a moment's silence to remember all the fun stories and pictures they've contributed to the public wellbeing.
:shock:
Well done Venus and everyone who's gritted their teeth for this ordeal! I've got it to look forward to myself if I don't find a job in the next month or so, and I'm not looking forward to it. They'll probably force me to take a job as a lumberjack or something... :shock:
Quote by Cock of the North
I realise such smart-arsery may have just earned me a short spell with my head down the toilets,

*whooooooooooooooooosh*
SWIRLEY!
;)
I'm sorry; I tried to resist but I just have to ask...
Quote by tintedwindows
my largest shoot propelled 5ft obove me - we did measure i asure you.

How?
Quote by sussexpair
Why is it that every swingers site is plagued with single guys If you are single and that good you wouldnt need to look on here would you???

We all have crabs.
Quote by curvy_kitten
Would there be any guys interested on wanking over a curvy kitten

Has to be said, I'm rather more of a dog man myself... ;)
:welcome:
Quote by HungryP
Sp does anyone ever give me feedback about how to improve my adverts, or why when I go on a date they don't fancy me? Of course not, because they are far too embarassed, & would naturally assume that like many blokes, I might respond angrily.

It's not just the blokes either... I once tried to give a woman feedback on her ad. Her response was to tell me (not so politely) that I had just proved that all men were illiterate morons. Learned my lesson there... now I just see bad ads and shrug. As Judy says, women are drowning in horny men anyway so it's not as though they need good adverts.
Racer3, my advice would be to turn the question on its head. If you were looking at women's ads, what would attract you the most? (Pictures of titties don't count.) Then, try to sculpt your ad in the same way... that way you should end up with an advert that reflects your personal uniqueness and (hopefully) attracts compatible ladies. Though to be honest, if you're actually getting any replies to your ad at all, it must be pretty good already.
Quote by oliveoyl
Would like to be pregnant .....Is that any good?
confused dunno

You're probably about to get some offers... :shock: