Everyone who has a different opinion from me is wrong and will burn in the fires of hell or Basingstoke forever.
Nuff said.
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roger743
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
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You know, just to say one final word about the Latin Luvver, did it strike anyone else that it was written in the style of a job application? "I am the man for this job, you will give it to me, and if you're in doubt I can demonstrate my work..." They say confidence is the key to interviews, after all.
Well, you have to understand that you're males in a sea of males, and there's just a few women floating around in boats dangling their lines in the water. Undoubtedly, the fact that you're two guys looking to work as a tag-team does set you apart from much of the pack, but probably it wouldn't do any harm to tell a little more information about yourselves. For example: sexuality? Build? Hair? Interests? Etc etc etc... maybe also expand a little on what the lucky lady could expect? A slow, sensual experience with massage, candles, etc? An evening of wining and dining? Or straight to the bedroom for ten minutes of hard shagging? Or whatever? Maybe a few pictures?
I have some family photos right now.
While we're on this subject, does anyone know a good program to randomly choose a different background image every time you boot up? At the moment I'm using a VB script a Microsoft employee posted on a newsgroup, but being a Micro$oft invention it only works half the time, leaving me with a plain blue background the other half.
While we're on this subject, does anyone know a good program to randomly choose a different background image every time you boot up? At the moment I'm using a VB script a Microsoft employee posted on a newsgroup, but being a Micro$oft invention it only works half the time, leaving me with a plain blue background the other half.
Great post, mate, and I really feel bad for pointing out a wee flaw in the logic...
The average cock-size is between 5.5 and 6.5 inches now. However, that's not to say that it was between 5.5 and 6.5 several generations ago. Who's to say that average cock-size hasn't slowly risen over the last few thousand years - in the time of the pyramids, maybe even my swollen matchstick would be looked upon with awe as a true giant? ;)
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It seems to me that if most women actually preferred larger cocks, that there would be a natural selection process where over the course of thousands of generations, men with larger cocks would father more children, and as a result, everyone would have huge cocks.
But the average size cock isn't huge. It's... well average. LOL!
The average cock-size is between 5.5 and 6.5 inches now. However, that's not to say that it was between 5.5 and 6.5 several generations ago. Who's to say that average cock-size hasn't slowly risen over the last few thousand years - in the time of the pyramids, maybe even my swollen matchstick would be looked upon with awe as a true giant? ;)
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my ad says no single guys because I want it to. And because I get enough PMs from nice guys who take the trouble to poitely and wittily introduce themselves.
Now I wonder how many idiots are going to take that as a reason to ignore "no single guys" notices in adverts from now on... because obviously it only means the other single guys?
Ah, probably they were already...
hwoar:Quote by PoloLady
Married con's:
Can you trust them if they are lying to the person they love?
Not easily available when you fancy a bit of the frisky action.
Are they really going to put that 100% effort into blowing your mind, seeing as they have a hole waiting at home?
What about fielding nasty phone-calls from jealous wives?
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He told us that it was better value than half an hour with a prostitute at £50, and there were more girls to choose from in a club! He seemed to think that all the wives were just whores!
Some people just don't have the sense they were born with. Even if someone has that attitude, isn't there a tiny bit of their brain that says "Hey, maybe this isn't the most flattering thing to say to this couple? Maybe better to keep quiet about this line of thinking?"
Betcha if that guy ever got married, he'd say to his wife "I am so glad I met you cos now I don't have to pay for sex and I can afford to go to the footy more often!" I mean, for the love of God...
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As you are in the West Mids, try clubs like Chameleons, or Xtasia, these are far better bets, with published prices and genuine clientelle.
I could have sworn those were two of the clubs whose prices I'd checked. (Plus a third one whose name escapes me.) Skimming through their websites, either they've lowered their prices or my brain is on the fritz. Probably the latter.
Oh well, it's academic now. I'll just slink away quietly, before I make any more of a fool of myself.
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What concerns me is the stories of women who have been led to believe that there is an emotional attachment where none was never there. This I find worrying as real people are involved who came here to play and have fun but have been left totally confused by the signals being given.
Human emotions are a difficult subject. Lots of people don't even know what they want. People often don't understand the signals they're giving off, and many people (stereotypically men) have difficulty describing their emotions even when they want to. So you've got people struggling to describe what they think they want, but don't, while giving off signals that say God-knows-what that will probably be mis-understood by the recipient, along with everything else... frankly, I think it's a miracle that there's anyone here at all who isn't insanely pissed off with the whole shebang.
Of course, plenty of people are absolute bastards who will prey on the emotions of others to get what they want, and don't give a damn about the people they hurt along the way. But I'm not convinced these are more prevelant on a swinging site - there seem to be plenty of such people out there in "real life", in my experience.
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he then proceded to get behind the young lady and penetrate her without protection well you can guess what happended next........luckily her husband didn't knock his block
I'm not sure what was lucky about that...
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Some clubs rely on single guys to exist and to them Money is everything. Not the enjoyment of the users.
Even when I was trying to be a swinger you'd never have found me in a club - plenty of reasons (hate crowds, bad stories, etc) but one of them was the price. I did often wonder though if the exhorbitant prices clubs charge single guys would lead to a the single guy clientele being rather more extreme than it might otherwise be - most of the single fellas willing to pay are the more obsessive or single-minded or just plain weird, because the more normal single fellas have better things to spend that amount of money on. (No offence to any single-male-club-goers reading this - I'm sure you're great guys.) Well, it's a theory at any rate...
