If anybody is interested I am recruiting rear gunners for l milk floats. Anybody interested should email me at Dad's
Please note subsequentt recruitmernt drives will include sentries for the Condom Watch and Anti Blast wardens for those who fart while participating in in oral sex. These posts are only open to the under 69s.
Also specialists for our very own SAS. Special Arse Service. Qualification criteria include those with an arse strong enough to absorb a nuclear explosion or withstand a gas attack, cum on all you farters. Particuaklr attention will be drawn to the poersons ability to prevent blow backs and follow throughs.
Last but not least our secret agents willl be know n as PFAs. Pussy Farts Anonymous, especially those who can hold on until the poor bastard licking it has moved.
Cheers
Rot.
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rotundman
Over 90 days ago
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:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:Quote by the_tongue
It seems to me that George W Bush is to world peace what lock jaw is to a blow job
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Personally i think that the bloke is far more dangerous than our dear old friend Mr Bin Laden.
watch Fahrenheit 9/11 by Michael More and ir will confirm your concerns. His father is actually in league with the Bin Laden and has been for years. On 12 September Bush actually arrged for 24 of BinLaden's family to be flown out of teh USA to prevent them from being "persecuted" They were actually flown out when the US government had declared the whole of the USA a no fly zone. this is fact not fiction.
A slight diversion but taliking about dogs I ahve a friend who has a giant schnauzer who farts as iut barks and never stops f***ing barking. An oxygen mask is required. Oh yes woomen don't fart my wife has never ever during our 30 years of marriage. why is it is some one sneezes out disease and germs we bless them but if they fart nothing more than bad air we curse them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by VenusnMars
If he needs a poll to get the message of the site, then why not? The responses don`t seem to be working.
I would like to add, that if anybody felt I was dull, or found any other aspect of my personality off putting in anyway, but shagged me regardless, I would feel totally violated.
Venusxxx
I find the whole argument is now getting ridiculous .If the site is not primarily based on sex, why not call it a friendship site. Delete alll adverts that relate to sex. No more cock shots no more tits. Also addys with I wish to make friendship with a guy with a 10" cock or under 45 or a woman with big tits etc. Ask yourself when is the last time you made friends after asking the guy if he had a big cock or the woman if she had a shaven pussy. Furthermore we also have to differentiate betweeen platonic friends and sexual friends or then again do we. As far as the quote by Venus who now seems to be suggesting that if someone finds any part of her make up off putting but still shags her then they have violated her. POPPYCOCK. My wife smokes I don't I don't like it but I shag her does this mean I violate her. Unless of course Venus as your self given name suggests you are perfect in every way. Even Mary Poppins could not do that and she lived in a land of make believe.
It seems to me that some contibutors are arguing that they are not here for sex but something else. Well fine that's freedom of choice but don't tell other people that this is a friendship channel. It is not accurate. I feel sure that in my professional capacity I would not refer a lonely vulnerable person to this site. Not because of the genuine people like yourselves who regularly contribute to lively debates but the ones that lurk in the shadows waiting to pounce on such vulnerable people.
Quote by Lovecommando
Alex my point was not meant to be factual. Correct me if I am wrong but aren't we all on here to either fuck or be fucked. That I woudl suggest was the objective of both the above parties and as such is a "FUCK" took place then to soem extent each party would have reached theri objective. i think it is you who is being arrogant by suggssting this column is some sort of Agony Aunt Forum
NO WRONG!
We are not all here to fuck or be fucked! If you read the threads you will see that most people want to form FRIENDSHIPS wherein sex is just a part though admittedly a central focus of that relationship but is not neccessarily the main focus. The main focus is pleasure and enjoyment in good company.
I think we had better agree to disagree but your response does say the central focus is sex. Call it the common bond, join t initative, both parties goals etc etc. Therefore if the parties both get sex out of it the main focus has been acheived. I do not dispute that feelings are important but if it was as oaramount as you suggest we would all be neurotic because I feel sure we all suffer refusals regfularly. should we all adopt a stance of non refusal because tpo do so would hurt someone's feelings. POPPYCOCK. I rest my case.
Alex my point was not meant to be factual. Correct me if I am wrong but aren't we all on here to either fuck or be fucked. That I woudl suggest was the objective of both the above parties and as such is a "FUCK" took place then to soem extent each party would have reached theri objective. i think it is you who is being arrogant by suggssting this column is some sort of Agony Aunt Forum
Give her what she wants shag her it may be that you are mistaking dullness and stupidity for shyness. give her the opportunity to cum out of her shell. If afterwards she hasn't in my book you ahve l;ost nothing and she has gained a good fucking. On the otherhand if she cums out of her shell look what you have gained. IMHO you are in a win win situation and so is she. Now get on with it and give her a good fucking.
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Rot
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Rot
Unfortunately I fall into the two catagories I am large and in m y 50s but feel I have a wealth of experience and know how to please a woman tongue wise cock wise, handwise headwise and intellectually I am certainly not a wham bam "LETS FUCK YOU AND FUCK OFF MAN" but it seems that a lot of women prefer young slim lads which is fine but I bet they have nowhere near the mentallity of pleasing her as much as more matiure men would do.
