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rudekiwi
4 hours ago
Heteroflexible Male, 46
0 miles · Hounslow
About
I don't actually live in the UK, but I'm there for a month in July and August.
I'm active in the New Zealand swing scene, and have been for over 10 years, so I understand how things work, and that we are about as common as Marmite and about as popular. So I'm really just looking for some no strings play with females and couples while I'm away. I'm polite, not pushy, and by all accounts fun both in and out of bed from my vouches in NZ. I'm pretty adventurous, but I guess that goes without saying if you're on here, I'm also all the essentials .... safe, clean, discrete, don't do drugs (but don't mind if others do).
I'm just as happy with couples as women, I don't have any hangups, my body is far from being a candidate for the next Calvin Klein undies advert ...... but also far from the cover of the next Jenny Craig brochure either. The milk doesn't curdle when I open the fridge door, and I don't scare small children with my looks. Down stairs, I'm not so big that I'll make you scream in pain, and not so small that you'll curl over laughing..... If Goldilocks was checking me out, she'd say I was just right.
You may have guessed that I'm a bit of a smart one, I love to laugh, and I love people who make me laugh.
I will be travelling a lot, so there is a pretty good chance that I'll be in a hotel room near you soon.... so if you want to have some fun (both in and out of bed) .... flick me a message
Meets
Interests
Adult parties
Clubs and Parties
Cuckolding
Dogging
Double Penetration
Erotic writing
Exhibitionism
Group sex
Groups
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Rimming
Safe Sex
Same Room Swapping
Straight sex
Threesomes
Voyeurism
Seeking
Female
Couple
Female Couple
Age: 18 - 100
Distance:
50 miles
