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rugbymaddad
14 hours ago
Straight Male, 51
United Kingdom

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I laughed at myself today.
Walking down the street in my local village and a very nice young lady (who works in the local nail salon) walks past me in the oposite direction.
Being male and her being a very attractive female i felt the need to turn round (whilst still walking in my original direction) and admire her nice legging clad bum as she walked away from me.
Upon finishing my moment of appreciation i turned round and walked smack into the corner of a shop bay window and have a bruise on my forehead for my efforts.
It was worth it though!
And i dont think anyone else saw my embarrasing moment lol :lol:
Quote by Dawnie
Trends, I don't know about that but I do sometimes see a forum posting and think I'd like to try the same thing so it gets me thinking. I wonder if that could cause a bit of a trend dunno

Then you realise you have work, ironing, washing, cooking,posting to do and by the time you remember, its not trendy anymore!
Yes there is a trend round here too.
I trends not to be getting much of anything thats going lately. :cry:
all this wanking talk is taking its toll!, especially when i see bouncy's avatar! :twisted:
Is it me or do the photo ads load a lot more slowly than before?
unnessessary (sp) flashyness IMO, leave it as it was.
The prisoner!(in my pants)
Not that i dont get the old boy out that much you understand!
Keep an eye out on ebay and im sure your originals will turn up :shock:
On mu recent trip to Tokyo i saw alledgedly used panties for sale in a a vending machine on the street, so im sure your boots and other parifinalia will be worth something to those who are interestd lol
I was looking at shellys profile and couldnt see anything spinning......
Then i saw what the tread was about and it spooked me, i saw it both ways, made me jump!
Quote by noladreams30
I have 28g of sultana bran and skimmed milk.
wink

Very precise! lol
Getting a BJ under the top table would rate pretty highly on the list of things that make you go hmmmm......
Quote by Dawnie
Usually a banana about but never managed anything today.

Got visions of you and Tabbyn and a bananna..........
I have been shaking my head to one side but i still cant get the thoughts out!
My breakfast was a whole load of oats, lucky me eh!
Well, oatso simple anyway, too much milk this morning so a bit on the runny side.
In for a penny in for a pound, so long as its not the last weekend in june im well up for it.
Long time no see/hear Carrie hope your well x
im right up for the french scene at the moment.
At least it will be warmer than my house is seeing as my heating broke yesterday morning.
No hot water, no centaral heating, no feeling and TYpiGN WihT MitNeSS On is HraD :shock:
Dont know if ther are 'back' maybe a marketing ploy before they become main stream agian...........
who knows :shock:
I bought and ate a wispa today, last time i had one of those was YEARS ago.
The slogan on the box they were in said
'some things are better left in the 80's.............some things arn't'
it was a propper taste sensation.
Quote by Cherrytree
But hairy chests are so :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Thanks god for that!
I had a dream once that i was auctioning off sections of my body to be waxed to the highest bidder when i was skint lol
I became rich too............................................
im a bit skint at the moment come to think of it :shock:
Ohh that was my 500th post too cool
I definately have got it as i just only recently asked for a policy document to be sent out.
I figured i may aswell have something from them seeing as they take a wedge of my monthly income!
I am with a large high street lender and i did not have to show proof of my cbuildings insurance, i was aware that i should have done and i only got written confirmation of my cove some 4 weeks after moving.
The advisor even ticked the box on the relevant form for her having seen my proof of insurance! i just kept quiet and carried on.
Parrots with ASBO's next then lol
Thats a lot of car boot stock. :shock:
Parrots dont fetch much down the local market so not worth nicking really, well not worth losing a finger over anyhow.
how about if its ferked you take out your insurance and claim in a fortnights time?
Where do you live?
If you dont have house insurance im on my way round with my swag bag.
How many others do not have contents insurance?
Or am i just that clumsy that i warrant having insurnace lol.
Quote by Angel Chat
Sling their hook!
I may not like the idea of someone playing without their partners knowledge, but one thing I detest is liars.

:thumbup:
Me too,
thats why i tend not to ask lol wink
but they are not on here having this discussion so from the point of view of the forum postes i stand by my who cares if your having fun motto.
at the end of the day if you totally happy in your existing relationshop then you wouldnt be meeting others for intimate activities so from the outset somethings not right.
not wanting to start and argument im just stating my opinion.
You really cant get that much in the back of a jeep cherokee to be honest.
I have a 406 estate and its the 2.1 TD, the engine before the HDI range, its torquey, with 110 BHP and a HUGE load space with the seats down but turns into a 4 / 5 seater in a matter of seconds.
Mine has done 109K and its still runing sweet, i have put 40K on it in the last 2 years with only £180 spent on a job i wouldnt do my self.
good roof rails as standard and a good range of roof boxes / crossbars to suit.
all in all a GOOD buy - watch it blow up on me tomorrow now!
You will pick up an R reg one like mine for 2K or less or an HDi one for not a lot more.
Can you put me on the list please?
Im available for Door duties too should you require
Thanks