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rugbymaddad
1 week ago
Straight Male, 51
United Kingdom

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Quote by JustJim
re-directs spunk to your bladder instead of out of your cock.

Surely that cant be right?
Can it!???
Sneaks off to experiment lol
Fliping nasty!
I have a thing about womens bums, you just cant beat a nice decent bum view! :twisted: redface
Damn mad I read that as a Shtrip,
I thought it was Sean Connery announcing the commencement of the SH forum members Strip :cry:
Oh well back to the crap nights telly it is rolleyes
Unless anyone fancies starting the ball rolling!!!!
:shock: Oh my gawd !
hi there CA, glad you found the forum again.
Welcome back.
Bugger im too late too - oh how time rushes you by when your having sooooo much fun biggrin :D :D
Excellent work folks,
I would like to be busy in April and June :twisted: :twisted:
Dont really care its hard to focus in any detail on anything that is that close to my face :twisted:
< Slap > mmmmmmmmmmm
Have just changed the URL, i put up the one for one picture only, this one is for a gallery now
if you need an excuse to go to Auto Sport International next year then look no further then this collection of beauties from 2004 and no i am not talking about the cars :twisted:
OMG is that a woman admiitting she is wrong?
I definately need a beer now :shock:
Corrie you wont have time to do it 5 million times....................................dont you have a thousand and one e-mails to be replying to lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by KitKat
there no pockets in a kilt? - Some skirts have pockets, why don't kilts have pockets?
lhk

Because when your lifting it onto your partners ass from behind to engage in some standing up pleasurable activities, after a few thrusts all your coinage etc would simply fall out of the pockets wink
Quote by Kit
Yes, but what purpose does it serve and why 'squirrel' why not ostrich feathers or mink????

Its your 'pocket' as obviously in a kilt you dont have any rolleyes
dont know why its squirrel but < camp on > ostrich or mink would clash with my feather boa hunni < camp off > wink
its called a sporran - genuine squirrel fur no less wink
Se7 pops the top of the beers off in corries ample cleavage
< heave >
< pfssssst >
< heave >
< pfsssst>
There you go ladies :wink:
hmph rolleyes
Right bird make yourself usefull and get me another beer im dying of thirst here.
please!
ohhhhhhh blimey these beers are right at the back on the bottom shelf you know - its no easy task getting them out.
Quote by Vix

Well, I wasn't gonna go welding a razor on my bits, with the state of my vision, at the moment.

Fuck me no wonder your sore :shock:
Cant believe no one else spotted it lmao!
OMG! I did put that, didn't I?!
Errrrrrrrrrm im afraid so pmsl
Did no one ever tell you about not using unsiutable electrical items in the bathroom, well even if they did im sure they covered hair dryers, electric fires, TV's (thats televisions!) but i bet WELDERS were missed off their list so cant blame you really wink redface
I was chatting to a girl on and she mentioned us going dogging which i knew nothing about at the time redface
I googled dogging and this site was referenced so there you have it!
Im here,
i may have worn a skirt or two in my time but im all man underneath it
Now wheres the beers?
(think that was my 1st ever post in the GFZ :shock: cool )
sounds like the life stories of some of the folks from villages round here :shock:
Its the sort of place you send you sister a mothers day card rolleyes
Quote by Vix
Well, I wasn't gonna go welding a razor on my bits, with the state of my vision, at the moment.

Fuck me no wonder your sore :shock:
Cant believe no one else spotted it lmao!
Funny that loads of my mates have experienced the same thing
Strange these urban myths aint they wink
Broad band at work and Dial up at home - killer or what.
And i cant seem to get Silks WWW to work on either :cry: :cry: :cry:
I shat myself when i turned up for my 1st NW munch and saw a car the same as my mums in the carpark of a popular munch hotel!
Reg was the same bar one number too! < phew >