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sLeeper
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 60
Straight Female
0 miles · West Yorkshire

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Quote by rockstripe
I'll def be there Kaz...not gonna miss my chance for a birthday kiss (and to hear some of Sir Lees jokes again). See you there..x

are you trying to say my jokes are recycled lol
Quote by The Muttleys
He can be found regularly attached to kaz's bum....cant think why confused
but then he's generally attached to other ladies bums too..............tart lol :shock:

oooowwwww I resemble that remark
Quote by Huxley Pig
since susie disagrees with at least 50% of what I say and fair enough. my own opinions will be posted under my own chat nick in future

So whats sue going to do now.......Has she set up her own name or dose she just get your cast off name ..cruel man ...come here sue ....sholder waiting :twisted:
Kaz has gone to get a bath she says thanks for all the messages of support and pms she will post later on or tomorrow
Can i stress this was an isolated incident and the piss head has been dealt with. All the relevant people that need to know do know and we don't believe name and shame is the right way to approach this incident
This thread is not looking for a sympathy vote, it is to say thank you to the whole community and to reassure any others that if incidents like this arise there is always people there to count on and help
I think this guy signed up to the site hoping for a quick shag with easy women and as we all know that is not how things work round here
once again thank you all and lets not let this spoil the memory of a bloody good well organised evening
ps
anyone fancy a shag lol
Thank you for another good night out
NWC for organising the thing
Didn't get round to talking to half the peeps i wanted to (cos I'm shy innocent )
Dave and frisky good to talk to you at last and I'm sure the lipstick will wash off :twisted:
and thanks for the flashes enjoyed no end attaching them to sue..Hux you are a lucky man a great bloke and a good friend
Sue you looked stunning in that outfit
Sassy sorry for laughing but i did try... worship lol (private joke)
Ice and Kaz I know how much work went into the badges and thanks
Sierra and Grimpol good to meet you (another sexy lady)
Postie thank for passing on snogs
Fabio just thanks, you know why
Darkfire stunning
Found: black cowboy hat
All in all a good night out
Thank you
Lee
Quote by fabio grooverider
P.S anything i have missed in the last 10 days that i should know about...

sssssshhhhhhh dont tell him lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
my fancy dress costumes just arrived
few nips and tucks and it'll be ready wink

Thast a bit drastic,, plastic surgery just so you can fit into a costume
bolt
Quote by Sarah
Would the truckers like breakfast this morning..............
or have you all ready set off into your driving time?
bacon, eggs, sausages, etc, tea, coffee, toast, this way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Sarah at 930 on a morning breakfast is over and we are half way to lunch
which is actually bacon egg sausage etc only its at a different time to breakfast
which is totally different to dinner,,, that's sausage egg with chips (red lion j16)
Going to have a heart attack now excuse me
Quote by LadyFeeBee
OK, I'm getting turned on by all this "trucker talk" stuff redface
And I blame EAGER !!!
He started it by having me in his truck........
Erm..........did that sound right??
Fee
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Lee going into office to see if there is a Scotland run on next week
Quote by sleazy
So far this month blown the turbo up on old 6 wheeler so quickly put into 8 wheeler which we've been building for the past six months ( not even sign wrote yet) but its got a fcuk big crane behind the cab (70 ton meter if that means anything to anybody) sodding thing weighs in at 21ton empty, as for rear overhang it extends 10 foot so i have 32 foot of deck space with 18 foot of that behind the last Axel (slap for getting tecy) got stuck in the snow in buxton yesterday and today got it bogged down to its front bumper on a site in Leeds took a bulldozer to drag it back onto the road
came home looking like i had been mud wrestling so the offer of a cup of tea from eager's truck stop is most welcome thanks :cheers:

and again in english please ?
Its fucking big weighs a lot and dont go round corners very well
Better ??
So far this month blown the turbo up on old 6 wheeler so quickly put into 8 wheeler which we've been building for the past six months ( not even sign wrote yet) but its got a fcuk big crane behind the cab (70 ton meter if that means anything to anybody) sodding thing weighs in at 21ton empty, as for rear overhang it extends 10 foot so i have 32 foot of deck space with 18 foot of that behind the last Axel (slap for getting tecy)
got stuck in the snow in buxton yesterday and today got it bogged down to its front bumper on a site in Leeds took a bulldozer to drag it back onto the road
came home looking like i had been mud wrestling so the offer of a cup of tea from eager's truck stop is most welcome thanks :cheers:
Could Kaz and me be put on the list as possibles please
not sure about sitters until nearer the time
ps
is it a run what you brung day ,only i think are black lab is getting a bit long in the tooth
once had a policeman so impressed with my driving he even gave me points for it lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by blonde
I know this one :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
clue its not a He

That only leaves me approx 5000 ? Ladies to choose from :crazy:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Lucky you :twisted: :twisted:
the impression we leave on this earth can be easily measured.....take a bowl of water and put your fist in it now withdraw it ...... the hole that is left is the impression we all will have on this earth
so relax have fun help others when you can and remember its only a game .........oh and you cant win lol
I would like to certify all of you as totally and utterly nuts
Certified by SirLee
Quote by HuxleyNSusie
Marc is there any chance of a couple of newbies like kaz and me getting an invite or are we still a bit new

So who the fcuk was I snogging on Saturday night? or at the NE munch????
Newbiees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
So who the fcuk was i fcuking on Saturday night?
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
ps anyone staying in the same hotel (that we stayed at) again?
connecting doors this time ?????
we will be there do you think we'd go anywhere else lol
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: evil :evil: :evil:
Note to self Don't think out loud
I go out for the day and look what happens were you bored or did you think i haven't embarrassed Lee for a while
just for that i have hid your toy box and if you think you can get round me with blast and hump you are dead right
I'm all redface surprisedops: :oops: now
thanks for the certifications i will have a think and update Sig
you all must be thinking of someone else
I am the shy one that sits in the corner innocent
come say hello some time

in the meantime kaz is still in trouble .......get off the floor woman .....oooooohhhhh on second thoughts dont aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Quote by Marcuso


soz but I am awful with names !!! bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I was the guy in beige jeans and dark grey top Sam. Not sure if you'll remember me, cos I was the quiet one sat in the corner all night :twisted: :twisted:

and i wasn't even there
pardon me for asking but how do you eat wen you are out in the truck .....i have a cooker and pans under the bunk so if I'm out of time and cant get to a truck stop i can get the pans out an make dinner normally stews or a quick spag bol but i have been known to whip up a curry and rice from scratch very nice but the cab don't half stink the next morning
being a driver i thought it went with the territory lol :lol: :lol:
Marc is there any chance of a couple of newbies like kaz and me getting an invite or are we still a bit new
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i'm a woman and i get them :shock:
is this normal?
should i write to dear Dierdrie :notes: dunno

yes you're a freak
bolt
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Is it Kaz and Sir Lee?
Fee
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senility is setting in i just clicked on the pic to check it wasn't my house banghead :banghead: :banghead:
can i just say the person posting above is not me never has been and never will be
any similarity is purely circumstantial lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
ps
welcome to the site
sirlee the younger