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sLeeper
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Glad to hear that things are on the up SirLee, in every sense of the word with all that nursing :shock:
Shocks like that bring up a lot of 'what ifs' - makes you take stock of things. Tis good to hear that things are healing well for you kiss

missy one day i may learn :twisted:
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Quote by tallnhairy
and it was worth the extra clicks smile Glad to see you on the mend SirLee, will cheer up Sue no end to hear :)

cheers you 2 glad to see sue taking an active roll at last biggrin welcome sue passionkiss
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Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
I got all excited today,my outfit arrived :bounce: ...I rushed upstairs to try it on biggrin .
I now have to find a new is sooooooooo short it shows almost all of my :moon: .

sounds perfect to me pebbles :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
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ice pie invented mine he put it on a badge for the medieval munch ,at the time i didnt have an account
so when we got home kaz set me one up and the name stuck
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Quote by Debbiewebs
Come peeps over to me corner whant some advice here!.....come on hurry ..... right (Debs clears her throat cough cough!)................
Now its like this guys and girls!!.............. as a lot of you no............ that I have been trying to get in to sarge pants for some time now!. I do not mean I want to wear them ....just want to rip emm off and shag him senseless! :twisted: :twisted:
Butttttt.................. the bugger has them super glued to his arse so to speak
banghead
I have tried just about everything and I am running out of ideas here!. dunno
I mean I clean his bloody office at HQs every week!
Clean his tank so you can see ya face in it!
Dress him when he is on his duties.
And I do all this stark naked!!
What am I doing wrong? :dunno:
Any suggestions will be most welcome worship
A very frustrated Debs

Debs do you think you could be playing too hard to get lol :lol: :lol:
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if you have a chair with an arm rest i'm there
i have an armfull of beer if that will help lol :lol: :lol:
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the way a lady carries herself
the air of confidence
the slight twinkle in the eye
ok tits bum legs
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Are you going to have a really cool scar????

hope so i dont want all this pain and nothing to show for it
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thanks for all the messages
not too good at the mo but getting better must admit feel better than i did when the doc stuck his finger into the wound up to his knuckle then had a good root around :fuckinghell:
i knew it was deep but not that deep..ffs
working out a nursing rota but get the feeling kaz is going to be getting all the attention lol :lol: :lol: she deserves it i must be the worlds worst patient (sorry babe)
cant even use the play station and what the f**k is that daytime tv for; its my arm that doesn't work not my brain.
vix i will hold you to that .but for now i'll make do with the pic on your avatar bloody hell that is sexy :twisted:
once again thanks to all
lee xx
ps
no im not going to ambulance chasers direct..i like what i do and have always known it could one day bite back. been in specialist haulidge fifteen years and this is the first bad accident i've had ..dont think thats a bad run.........................
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la chambre saturday night was ok for kaz and me
who am i kidding it was f***ing brilliant lol :twisted: :lol:
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is it too late or can i have an audition lol :lol: :lol: i'll bring wine and if thats not enough i'll bring kaz
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kaz's pervy phone call
perv ; do you have a fat hairy twat ?
kaz; yes hes laid on the sofa would you like to talk to him sad :(
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Quote by MikeC
That Love egg was bloody nice on my nipples
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MikeC

ya but it dont half rattle your teeth lol :lol:
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Quote by smokerjim
I fugging hate - no "despise" is a better word - the Green movement. I am an unashamed petrol head, and as such I am mightily fugged off by emissions restrictions that at a stroke killed classic ( pre '71 ) V8s and quality 2T ( two strokes for the rest of you ). People in their 40's might remember Fizzies, Elsie's, PowerValves even Yamma-Gammas - Where are the successors to these leviathans? Why has everything become so bland and anodyne, lacking progression, always chasing the most econimical smoothest aerodynamic blah blah blah.
Why can't someone just take up a Fuck You attitude. TF for Cisco and his fellow countrymen - all the time it is not good, but why have we all turned into a big bunch of hand-wringing, bleedin'-heart liberal pussies that bow and scrape at the command of anyone that says "Do this!"
mad :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Rant over - but I will stand by what I said

tried to find somthing to disagree with but since i had a fs1e and a gamma and a ypvs and a 250lc among others im finding it hard to biggrin :D
wonder if i can fit a v8 to a wheelie bin :twisted:
Wheelie bins are too small - get a Honda 90 degree V4 with 400 cc ( NC30 has the most power ) then slap on a supercharger ( no need to wait for boost to build up ) - and if that ain't good enough, plumb in some nitrous - and as last resort, bore out to a 450 (445? cubes ) If you get an NC35, put some NC30 pistons in - they've got a dished crown = higher comp. = bigger bang. ( The above assumes that you have started with a stage 3 road tune )
PS ( in edit ) as you are located in W. Yorks, you could do a lot worse than speak to Jarrod "Jack" Frost at Holeshot Racing ( He is a multiple motorcycle speed and power record holder ) :thumbup:
PPS - If Kaz doesn't like these ideas.....I didn't suggest them, alright? bolt
slight problem the only NC30 i know belongs to Kaz sad weres my spanners lol
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Quote by smokerjim
I fugging hate - no "despise" is a better word - the Green movement. I am an unashamed petrol head, and as such I am mightily fugged off by emissions restrictions that at a stroke killed classic ( pre '71 ) V8s and quality 2T ( two strokes for the rest of you ). People in their 40's might remember Fizzies, Elsie's, PowerValves even Yamma-Gammas - Where are the successors to these leviathans? Why has everything become so bland and anodyne, lacking progression, always chasing the most econimical smoothest aerodynamic blah blah blah.
Why can't someone just take up a Fuck You attitude. TF for Cisco and his fellow countrymen - all the time it is not good, but why have we all turned into a big bunch of hand-wringing, bleedin'-heart liberal pussies that bow and scrape at the command of anyone that says "Do this!"
mad :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Rant over - but I will stand by what I said

tried to find somthing to disagree with but since i had a fs1e and a gamma and a ypvs and a 250lc among others im finding it hard to biggrin :D
wonder if i can fit a v8 to a wheelie bin :twisted:
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oohh debs what the fec you started here. bloody hell take your brains out of your tits for once and think b4 you post lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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is it me or has anyone els thought bout the amount of greenhouse gasses produced in
the manufacture of all those recycling bins bottle banks and black baggs we use to put are recyclable rubbish in dunno
we have three bins in the garden and not one of them shows any indication of biodegrading yet
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Quote by Fun_Couple1981
we still plucking courage to go to our first club too.
we in wakefield so maybe an idea to keep in touch.
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no need to be nervous about lachambre . think you will find the natives friendly enough and if you dont .have a word with barry or marie they will put you at your ease straight away .its a good club well run and very decent .kaz and i go quite often. was the first club we went to and still are favourate
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Quote by MikeC
Swingers look like 6 2 oola lopmas with blue and pink hair.

no mike that was the smurfs from notts and they wernt with us lol
hang on :doh: blue and pink hair that was you
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Quote by Sarah
Sirlee yes you have missed the point.
Clearly you dont wear makeup lol

thats a scoreles lie i have been known not to wear make up on more than one occasion confused
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ok only works if you have a two way camera on your phone or one thats swivels round but very handy i thought......
Freckles

alternatively find a bathroom with a mirror then take a pic through the mirror with a normal camra phone lol :lol: :lol:
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have i missed the point confused
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Quote by Vix
sign me up jim biggrin

Hi, Lee!
:love:
mmmmmm vix passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: and reese of course :passionkiss:
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Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN

Mr Kazswallows,if you want pretty nails,you really must learn to stand still!

what do you want lol me stood in a room full of beautiful ppl and you want me to stand still good god the night wasnt long enough to meet everyone as it was :lol:
just reiterate what kaz said wonderfull night thank you
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Lost
One phsyco bitch from hell
One house and all that was in it (lucky i had another one)
two kids ,yes i miss them
acquired
about 5k in debt i didnt know about until mr bailif came round
but its ok im not bitter and twisted. after all insanity is only another way of looking at things :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Hi welcome take a pew sit a while. listen to the music ...sandinista playing . enjoy
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Quote by Sarah
shower stops available at mine
and overnight accommodation for the right person :twisted:

wonder if the boss would notice the extra fuel used if i do a slight diversion to m/k on my run from wakefield to manchester in the morning :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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