Quote by freckledbird
Goodness me no, I don't need to. You lot are doing so well that he daren't reply.
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or bev guwon plees wos lukin forwed to yo terin ars of sum1 kos ther spelin
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Quote by eddythefish
Not sure why any oen would be interested in this but some one of unknown origin has broken our toilet door!
One moment it was fine next thing theres a bloody great split in it!
It is very bizarre!
Either we have ghosts or theres something unnataural afoot!
Does anyone have any ideas of how this could have happened?
And has anyone had any wierd things breaking in their homes?
Look i know this is a stupid thread but i'm realy confused right now :confused2:
Ok nerdy bit here ..most bathrooms produce steam which inevitebly ends up as condensation on wood doors and loo seats. if there is any small cracks or imperfections the steam gets in and over a period of time with expansion and contraction it works away at the wood until one day it just splits
my brain hurts now....... i'm going to lie down
Quote by tattyxpx
Finally got round to emptying my over night bagtook the name badge off my shirt.. to notice mine says.... Rops n Cobbers..... i only noticed it after spending quite a few minutes saying to myself... how cool it is to collect these
Anyone else got it on theirs...maybe i should go triple check before hitting the submit button....
nahhhhhhhhh
Let you into a secret THEY ALL DO :lol: :lol: :lol:
wishy kaz says is that a hint for another badge
Ok to follow on from Kaz's post, thanks to everyone for a brilliant evening, Pebbles, Demon and babe1(mmmmmmm 
) thanks for inviting me, a job well done (I've already thanked Kaz ;) 
)
Sorry if I came over as a miserable b*****d at the end of the night, I was absolutely knackered after been up since very very early and next time I wont buy new boots the day before a munch
, thanks to everyone, male and female that looked after Kaz ;), she certainly enjoyed herself :lol:
Great to meet you all and we certainly hope to take up some of those offers ;).
funcouple and marms, I'll consider those new screen names........heheheheh
dawn and dave hope you enjoyed our introduction to munches......oh sh*t what have we created :lol:
So no names, Kaz does all that (women!!!!!!) just big snogs and I'll see you all again soon.
lee
btw.........coffee!!!!!!!! i needed coffee, next time remind me to bring a kettle :lol:
) thanks for inviting me, a job well done (I've already thanked Kaz ;) )Sorry if I came over as a miserable b*****d at the end of the night, I was absolutely knackered after been up since very very early and next time I wont buy new boots the day before a munch
, thanks to everyone, male and female that looked after Kaz ;), she certainly enjoyed herself :lol:Great to meet you all and we certainly hope to take up some of those offers ;).
funcouple and marms, I'll consider those new screen names........heheheheh
dawn and dave hope you enjoyed our introduction to munches......oh sh*t what have we created :lol:
So no names, Kaz does all that (women!!!!!!) just big snogs and I'll see you all again soon.
lee
btw.........coffee!!!!!!!! i needed coffee, next time remind me to bring a kettle :lol:
Quote by Sarah
I have this problem in the office............
You are the only person in the office...............you put a pen down and it vanishes.........only to turn up at 5pm when you are clearing up.............miles from where you thought you lost it
had the same problem the other week ..going to work bought a pen ,one of those bic biro things ,anyway went to work put it down in cab and couldnt find it again . at the end of the day set off home and called into a differant shop and bugger me the pen was there behind the counter in a big blue box with lots of others
:worship:Quote by Wishmaster
Hi all. This is Rockstripe...will be at munch on sat and looking forward to meeting you all....It's my first munch so please be gentle....lol.....and no taking the micky out of my Brummie accent....see you all soon.
why would we take the pi** out of your accent :twisted: :twisted: anyway going to need some one to talk to in the hotel cos pebbles is stealing kaz to go in early taxi and leaving me all dressed up and no place to go
:xLee, Come n have a beer with me n david48 ........ if you can stand him telling you about all his escapades at bingo!!!.... dooring the war... hehehe
bingo and war stories how can i refuse
hang on did you say beer :cheers:weres the ear plugs :thumbup:
Quote by dambuster
I've said this before and I'll say it again now.
This place is full to the brim with wonderul people.
This is just a kwicky (ooooo'er Missus) cos I should be half way somewhere.
I'll be back later to say thank you properly for the posts, PMs, emails, texts and things written on the side of a cow
I'm both flattered and touched.
Thank you.to you all.
db
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whats up with dammy that sounded nearly sobber?????????????????
Quote by rockstripe
Hi all. This is Rockstripe...will be at munch on sat and looking forward to meeting you all....It's my first munch so please be gentle....lol.....and no taking the micky out of my Brummie accent....see you all soon.
why would we take the pi** out of your accent :twisted: :twisted: anyway going to need some one to talk to in the hotel cos pebbles is stealing kaz to go in early taxi and leaving me all dressed up and no place to go
:x Quote by tjandchris
ok folks i am needing some advice here. i dont know what to do with my legs at the munch :giggle: ok i have just been to turkey and got a good tan sooooooo do i show off my tanned legs or wear my stockings and sussies
tj how about one leg in stockings and the other bare best of both
personaly i think you have great legs so it dont matter one way or the other :twisted:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
ok so can i introduce myself
seems my new name should be Double Decker Dog
did i do something wrong
I could think of a few names for you hun but that certainly wasn't one of them!
Lee puts on tin hat and runs for cover
:giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :PUT THE CATALOGUE DOWN
Got bored yesturday so instead of playing the Xbox decided to do some house work so
vaced up all downstairs then mopped the floors (kitchen ,dining room , conservatory, play room) brought washing in folded it put away in ironing basket ,cleared dish washer refilled it and washed, cleaned cooker and all work tops ,went outside and cleared up after the dog.
Kaz came home after a busy morning at college "have you done the ironing"
Wish i had played the Xbox now
vaced up all downstairs then mopped the floors (kitchen ,dining room , conservatory, play room) brought washing in folded it put away in ironing basket ,cleared dish washer refilled it and washed, cleaned cooker and all work tops ,went outside and cleared up after the dog.
Kaz came home after a busy morning at college "have you done the ironing"
Wish i had played the Xbox now
Quote by Ice Pie
Indeed.
Douglas Adams alluded to the term (perhaps trying to ressurrect it) in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe, by referring to a telephone as a "rap rod".
would that be the part were beedlebrox was talking to marvin (the paranoid robot) just before they stole the bands blacker than black ship which was set on autopilot to crash into the s.......................................ok i'll shut up now
Quote by Sarah
Please to tell you all,
I have just caught a large spider wandering across the floor..............and put it in the garden
No good sarah, they breed in the garden and get bigger and bigger in a few months time when the wethear gets colder they hatch their plans to get back into the house..be warned they want to take over the world and make us all slaves..RUN NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN
