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Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 60
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Quote by Tra-n-Lee
for those that may get confused I'm not the lee from tra-n-lee ...I'm the lee from kaz n lee....but if things are getting mixed up and swapped round
who the hell am i to complain :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Nope i'm the Lee from Tra-n-Lee... or is that Kaz and... or... :shock:
Anyways, welcome to the site Traceyloadofnumbers!
:lol: :lol: This has to be the most slick thread hijack of all time!!!!
you must be lee hello i'm lee whos this jack you saying hi to
Quote by dambuster
don't mind dammy he's a tart
not like me ..I'm an innocent
ffs - talk about 'kettle calling saucepan grimey-arse ! ! ! !
Where are we now ?
Ah - that's right.
Spelling bee and welcomeing Traceylotsanumbers.
I'm not lost - just not quite sure where I am.
we all know the biggest tart round hear and she is sat in her chair reading a book at the other side of the room (think i should edit this before she sees it)
Quote by Calista
don't mind dammy he's a tart
not like me ..I'm an innocent
God this cough is hard to get rid of ...... even worse when I choke on othere people's word
*cough**cough**cough**cough**cough**cough**cough**cough**cough**cough*
C x
you need something for that cough ......trust me I'm a Doctor :whistling:
started this thread so people like me (bad spellers)could post with a degree of confidence and not bother the other half for a spell check before pressing the submit icon
after seeing the pic of Tracey and hoping she starts posting more :thumbup: mission accomplished
tra-n-lee....nice pair... er couple
after seeing the pic of Tracey and hoping she starts posting more :thumbup: mission accomplished
tra-n-lee....nice pair... er couple
thank you for your best wishes
i'm not used to the attention me being the shy retiring type.
so far had a good day ....spent most of the afternoon touring round pubs looking for a venue for kaz's social and i had to have a drink in each :cheers: .
someone had to sample the beer wouldnt want you lot complaining would we.
the house seems to have been redecorated overnight with balloons and banners wtf thats about i dont know ......
got a nice selection of pressies so if my sleech becomes spured you know why.
thank you and i'm now going to invest in the largest hangover i have ever had :lol:
i'm not used to the attention me being the shy retiring type.
so far had a good day ....spent most of the afternoon touring round pubs looking for a venue for kaz's social and i had to have a drink in each :cheers: .
someone had to sample the beer wouldnt want you lot complaining would we.
the house seems to have been redecorated overnight with balloons and banners wtf thats about i dont know ......
got a nice selection of pressies so if my sleech becomes spured you know why.
thank you and i'm now going to invest in the largest hangover i have ever had :lol:
Quote by salt_n_pepper
in answer
1, carefully
2, not me
3, i dont know , but keep up the good work
Thank you
Now can you tell me why I have several odd socks and what has happened to the other ones
the washer eats them :dunno:
Washers cant eat socks !!! it's the sock trolls
Bit like the washing up fairy but not as helpfull
ops: :oops: don't know what you mean . are you trying to corrupt a poor innocent like me :twisted: ?Thank you sarah for organising the night out you put us newbies at ease straight away 
As for the rest of you what can i say
it was quite an eye opener for a shy reserved innocent like me :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
:twisted: Thanks for a great night to each and everyone of you :twisted:
Stu and tan thanks for the lift and the company hope you got up in time this morning
Sarah a fantastic hostess
Guy in red striped bowling shirt for god sake man shut up every now and again
FB spel chek plees
Kaz and HLB car crash :lol: you know not to look but you still do :lol:
Pebs wow
ES how does kitty put up with you
Dammy your a star
Everyone who i havent mentioned huggs snoggs hand shakes licks
As for the rest of you what can i say
it was quite an eye opener for a shy reserved innocent like me :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
:twisted: Thanks for a great night to each and everyone of you :twisted:
Stu and tan thanks for the lift and the company hope you got up in time this morning
Sarah a fantastic hostess
Guy in red striped bowling shirt for god sake man shut up every now and again
FB spel chek plees
Kaz and HLB car crash :lol: you know not to look but you still do :lol:
Pebs wow
ES how does kitty put up with you
Dammy your a star
Everyone who i havent mentioned huggs snoggs hand shakes licks
:smackbottom:Quote by Ice Pie
"Swingers Stories" (sic)
Sic implies that a quoted word, phrase or passage has been preserved verbatim despite an error, thus rendering the quotation marks both superfluous and, for my taste, somewhat of an affectation.
Incidentally, what is the implied error? Swingers stories seems accurate enough to me. Stories about swingers, are they not?
I take it you are quibbling about the lack of an apostrophe? An error on your part, common among those who are less literate than they believe themselves to be. The apostrophe which you believe to be missing would denote either possession or contraction, neither of which may be safely inferred by context in this instance.
It is, of course, your prerogative to appear ridiculous should that be your desire, but if it is not, might I suggest you refrain from stone-throwing while inhabiting a house made of glass?
I hope this has been of assistance.
was just about to type that ice
Quote by dambuster@ kazswallows 1000 :rotflmao:
Could I be 1001 ????
Well posted
you clean carpets
well done kaz...... onwards and upwards :thumbup:
johneboy we got first bibs on him to clean are carpets everyone els form an orderly queue..
Oiiii ! ! ! ! !
I've never worn a bib in my life ! ! !
If it dribbles, it dribbles - even betterer if it actually runsdown my chin, but please - not from above; it goes up my nose and makes me choke :shock:
oohhh shit sure bev will be round soon with a big stick
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