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sandybeach1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
UK

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When I joined I didn`t have any pics on my profile, in fact it still doesn't say or show much but it hasn't stopped people sending me mail or winks etc
I don`t watch porn or read it either, I bet half of us on here make 50 Shades look like an "Idiots guide to spanking a bottie" :small-print:
I am tea total, the odd drinkie at Christmas but for most of the year you can count the units I consume on one hand :angel:
I have never used Facebook as it seems to cause so much trouble if you don't add someone or de-friend them or whatever you call it, and as for Twitter who wants to tell the world that you are having a cuppa or you`ve just had your breakfast, get a grip people
Quote by limousinguy2012
I'd it just me or is there something pretty horny about getting your cock out whilst going up the motorway?
I love the thought of lorry or can drivers being able to see me stroking my big cock
If anyone wants to arrange to watch me feel free to get in touch. it turns me on so much.
Regularly on M6

Far too busy texting, drinking and eating, doesn't leave a hand free wink
Is there anything I could hold for you sillyhwoar:
Take your pick lol
Should I hold ya pork-pie or ya Lincolnshire sausage :dry:
Quote by limousinguy2012
I'd it just me or is there something pretty horny about getting your cock out whilst going up the motorway?
I love the thought of lorry or can drivers being able to see me stroking my big cock
If anyone wants to arrange to watch me feel free to get in touch. it turns me on so much.
Regularly on M6

Far too busy texting, drinking and eating, doesn't leave a hand free wink
Is there anything I could hold for you sillyhwoar:
I am a selfless person and never ask for things for myself, the only thing on my list would be the hope that everyone I love or have loved will get their wishes and be happy for the rest of their lives
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Today I am mostly sitting back with a big grin on my face, tried something new and it wasn't half bad smackbottomwhip:passionkiss

Always good to be adventurous lol wink
Glad you are feeling better kiss
Today I am mostly sitting back with a big grin on my face, tried something new and it wasn't half bad smackbottomwhip:passionkiss
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Having fun so far. Love the chat rooms.
May be having a lady visitor soon!

Today I am mostly visiting innocent
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My bed because it is always empty blink

I'd come and share it with you one evening!
I will pop in on the way up to Stevie wave
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My bed because it is always empty blink

awwww :-(
awwww!!............awwww!!
jeeze Rogue your only up the road at least offer to share yours with sandy rolleyes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wanders off mumbling something about swinging being a dying art and a horse with a gifted mouth
lol It's a long way for Sandy to cycle...
I will start out now Stevie kiss
My first forum thread was to wish the lovely Mrs Chats a happy birthday way back in 2008.
Quote by Lizaleanrob
we are toying with the idea of traveling the pacific and Indonesia Micronesia and Polynesia
but none of it would be complete without going to Easter island or Kiritimatiaka aka Christmas island two places id love to visit just for the heritage

Were you reading my mind?
Easter Island and Christmas Island would be my first choice or anywhere in the Galapagos to discover all that flora and fauna.
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stay off the energy drinks.
they make your brain go all goo after a while.
first attacks your sllpeing.banghead
seplling :eeek:
spelling.
damn it i really must come off those energy drinks lol

You and your goo :giggle:
Quote by limousinguy2012
... a woman crouched down to the bottom shelf in the supermarket and exposing an extensive view of her thong is very very sexy

You obviously don't shop in our branch of Asda! :scared:
;)
nope im not seeing it either

I thought at first that was a tattoo, must get back to specsavers biggrin
A tattoo? what like a nike tick, or a go faster stripe :eeek:
I shouldn`t laugh really coz my bum is that big too, I just would never dream of wearing anything like that with it all hanging out
Quote by Lizaleanrob
... a woman crouched down to the bottom shelf in the supermarket and exposing an extensive view of her thong is very very sexy

You obviously don't shop in our branch of Asda! :scared:
;)
nope im not seeing it either

This why big pants were invented :crazy:
so exactly how many times in the working year do they actually 'firefight'? 4 days on then 4 days off, not exactly arduous is it? If they're not fit enough, then retire on a reduced pension. There's enough time in the day to keep fit anyway.
And while I'm on the subject, lets move on to the police and their ludicrously generous package. What other person can join an employer, work 30 years and then get a pension for the next 30+ years, index linked, have no need for qualifications (no degree needed, no A levels, just 5 gcse!) Police officers retire at 50, 50% pension index linked for life, and then go out to work again! How's that for a cushy life!
Yes, jealous. I'm a teacher. I have a degree, essential when I joined. Now teachers start teaching with huge debts, work until at least 66, have worse pensions, worse salaries...................
gone on a bit there. ]
and breathe
Greek food, I love olives and feta, savoury filo pastry rolls, baklava, stefado, pasticcio anything greek for me please.
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also with the nights it means staying in bed longer with someone.
got to be a plus!

Its only a plus if you have someone to stay in bed with hump
Can I volunteer lol
I`ll pop you on me list of things to do on a winters evening :small-print:
also with the nights it means staying in bed longer with someone.
got to be a plus!
Its only a plus if you have someone to stay in bed with hump
It is very nice out however you can see the nights drawing in and feel the cold air starting to blow in the breeze, pisses me of greatly as I will end up putting my bike away for the winter soon :taz:
I don`t like it I tell ya, I really don`t like it :wary:
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ok no need to ask twice woman ffs lol

Ohhh blimey I must of put me fastest finger first :doh:
I am quite an affectionate person and touchy feely, so when I am out with someone I quite like contact, hand holding, sitting close, arm round shoulders sort of thing and do not object to the odd passionate lingering kiss.
My nephew is gay and while on a night out with him and his partner they held hands and had the odd peck on the cheek or lips which did not bother me at all, however you could see other peoples reactions and some were not quite favourable.
I think there is a world apart between having a romantic slow lingering kiss in public to licking each others tonsils and practically having sex.
So keep it romantic people not sleezy passionkiss
I have wondered for years why we have to pay for the BBC channels when most of us probably have a Sky subscription, or freeview, a pc for the catch up and iplayer programmes, it feels like you are paying twice and for what?
I hear what you are saying about the documentaries as I think no one makes them like the BBC, the wildlife ones are always stunningly photographed and worth watching, and yes it is very nice to be able to sit through a programme without a break every 15 minutes, but is it worth the money you shell out for it?
No one like change, it doesn`t feel very comfortable for most of us but do we keep the BBC the way it is because she is dear old Aunty Beeb?
I have wondered for years why we have to pay for the BBC channels when most of us probably have a Sky subscription, or freeview, a pc for the catch up and iplayer programmes, it feels like you are paying twice and for what?
I hear what you are saying about the documentaries as I think no one makes them like the BBC, the wildlife ones are always stunningly photographed and worth watching, and yes it is very nice to be able to sit through a programme without a break every 15 minutes, but is it worth the money you shell out for it?
No one like change, it doesn`t feel very comfortable for most of us but do we keep the BBC the way it is because she is dear old Aunty Beeb?
I`m sure he did what he did for the good of the country and now deserves his just rewards >>>>>>>>>>> wonders off to find the tongue in cheek emote :doh: