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sandybeach1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
UK

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My name is Sandy and a friend I used to work with used to call me Sandybeachbabe as we used to go to Cornwall bodyboarding, simples wave
Quote by celestria
Some time ago I won a competition . The prize was a free "extras" package lol
Now, as many will know I'm not a big fan of the gizmos and doodahs that have been added to the site but each to their own and all of you that like them ....have fun y'all !!
But having the extras package does mean I can see who has been perving my profile so I'd just like to apologise to all of you who have taken a quick peek in the last few weeks ... I really must put something sensible in there :lol:
And Paddy ......flipa:flipa::flipa:

Now this wouldn't be a come look at my profile post by any stretch of the imagination would it? :lol: :lol: :lol:
what the hell I will have a peek :scared:
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Do you have to add your name to the list if you want to be corrupted, or do you just wait :small-print:

ermm dunno, suggestions to me inbox...
this has just made me laugh out loud :giggle:
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I would peep in from outside and hope that Stevie would notice and bring me some ginger beer out :high-smile:

so excitable I need to re-paint the ceiling.
I knew a man like that once upon a time innocent
Quote by celestria
I do like cheese on toast in tomato soup though, that's not weird is it :uhoh:

If two people like it, it's not weird.... I like cheese on toast soldiers dipped in tomato soup :-D
Ohhhh thank goodness for that, I thought I had found my kink then :giggle:
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It took me 8 1/2 hours to get from work today, sat down, read this and now I'm sad again.
Switching off and going to look at paint dry!

blimey is it still drying
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You can have egg on beans on toast and you can have egg on beans on cheese on toast or even egg on cheese on beans on toast but you can NEVER EVER have beans on egg on toast or cheese on beans on egg on toast or beans on cheese on egg on toast.

Not only did I follow all that, yes I agree :thumbup:
Cheese on egg on beans on toast...scrumptious with Worcestershire Sauce!
I like cheese on toast with beans and egg, and cheese with Worcester sauce but not cheese on toast with Worcester sauce with beans and egg, blimey that made me fingers ache.
I do like cheese on toast in tomato soup though, that's not weird is it :uhoh:
Paddy how can you start a thread about people being ignore or bullied then make a comment that DG cannot possibly make a valid post as she had been an OP or that she might have drunk too much she might not be capable of making a valid post?
Isn`t that the sort of thing you were pointing out in the first place that you have noticed other people doing?
Blimey I wish people would get a grip and stop contradicting themselves in their own topic.
Sandy-dazed and confused
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grabs me coat and heads to Aldi coffee

:happy::happy:
Oooh do I get to corrupt a newbie now? I haven't checked your joined date, but you're new to me.... Answered my own question there! Let the corruption commence! :twisted: :twisted:
I`m not new, joined in 2008, this is just the second coming of this name as it were
Do you think we would pull if we went out en masse in our pj`s, big pants and tits flapping in the breeze :bounce:
Men just don`t realise how good it feels to get your bra off and just swing a little/lot (delete as appropriate)
I am wearing a lose summer dress and a pair of Bridget Jones white cotton pants
Quote by Angel Chat
One does not have chocolate for breakfast, unless it is on hob nobs. Everyone knows that.

I have to disagree there Blue, :smitten:chocolate brioche from Aldi is to die for with a nice latte or a good pot of coffee
Right Miss Sandy, I'm kidnapping you and bringing you to my lair so you can make me breakfast every day. None of that pineapple on pizza malarkey though, deal??
grabs me coat and heads to Aldi coffee
One does not have chocolate for breakfast, unless it is on hob nobs. Everyone knows that.
I have to disagree there Blue, :smitten:chocolate brioche from Aldi is to die for with a nice latte or a good pot of coffee
I am the enjoying the forum immensely too, I don`t like all the political cut and past stuff that goes on, I didn't come here to meet Jeremy Paxman or take part in Newsnight, I came to get away from reality and have a good old laugh and on the odd occasion I have had some sex along the way passionkiss
I have actually been a member of the site since Jan 2008 first with this name then with another name and now back to this.
I have always posted what I like and when I like, I am mostly ignored I suppose but I still post because I want to, I pay my fee and so free to use the site how I see fit.
In chat people do talk amongst themselves because they have long running associations but on the whole most of the rooms are pretty friendly, some people do take the piss coz that is the way they are and I am sure some are very offended by this depending how thick your skin is.
Either way I just join in :thumbup:
I would peep in from outside and hope that Stevie would notice and bring me some ginger beer out :high-smile:
Pineapple on pizza is wrong on so man levels.......sweet and meat is a no no loon oh and don`t put sweetcorn on it either.
Talking of sweetcorn can we please keep it off a tuna mayo sandwich coz I don`t like that either.
Back in the day of Vesta Curries the beef variety had sultana`s in it eeuuwwwwwww, I used to pick them all out nasty little interlopers :scared:
As for beans with egg, it`s not too bad a combo if the egg yolk is runny, I like a little bit of vinegar in my beans too, gives them a bit of a zing.
I don`t like labels because not everything is black and white, some people like both sexes to different degrees, some guys are orally bi but wouldn't have full sex with another guy, some women might like playing and kissing other ladies but wouldn't let them fuck them with a strap-on etc, some like white, some like black, tall, short, the list can be endless to what makes us tick as individuals.
I like men no two ways about it but when meeting or at clubs I have palyed and kissed women and enjoyed it but wouldn't seek it as a ff thing.
As for falling in love apparently its a chemical thing that happens, but for me its not looks it is definitely personality, even someone who you would not find "attractive" at first becomes so if their personality is one that intrigues and beguiles you.
Waffle over.
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Blake Seven
I always wanted to be Avon...

Stevie you nicked my tv programme, I loved Avon, he was very masterful hump
I also loved Hectors House when I was little
The Tomorrow People
Jackanory
Tales from the Riverside with Hammy Hamster and GP
Playaway with Brian Cant
Banana Splits- "size of an elephant"
Double Deckers-All aboard, all aboard
Blimey I am old
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I write with crappy biros that I get from work.
Are there real benefits of writing with a "proper" pen?
Mind you, I write very little these days, it's all typing, unless I have to fill in a form I can't get online. My handwriting is extremely scruffy, would it have a hope of improving with a better pen?

nahhhhhhh :therethere:
Do you remember being in secondary school and practising joined-up writing in your handwriting book
Do you have to add your name to the list if you want to be corrupted, or do you just wait :small-print:
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One of my guilty pleasures is writing with a fountain pen...it's a lost art :-)

I prefer to write with a fountain pen smile
Yes, it's very soothing and makes the scribbles and notes, I prepare from meetings, a lot more important. Well to me they are, though they still might be complete and utter tosh!
I have just bought my eldest a swiss fountain pen, cost a bit but it is so well balanced, and so beautiful (if pens can be). I bought myself the equivalent ballpoint, I keep it in the box and it only comes out to write cards to special people
I don`t know any characters as I haven't see or read any of them, I only know the main characters and 2 of them are boys dunno
I wear a lovely bright yellow hi-viz t-shirt with some fetching navy heavy cotton trousers and a lovely pair of Toetectors that make my feet look like boats, its a sight to behold :eeek:
Physics is cool, I loved it at school even got myself one of them O Level things for it, not sure how as I can`t remember most things now in me old age :doh:
I wonder if they can suck the fat from your knees, my legs are toning nicely but I still have fat girls knees :doh
I would go for a tummy tuck as I have a bad case of "mum tum" and after losing a couple of stone cycling it looks worse in my opinion, trouble is as said in another thread I have never had an op or stitches so to volunteer myself for it makes me go :eeek:
I wouldn't touch my face tho coz for a bird who is nearly 50 I don't look too bad :scared:
I've never been ice-skating, skiing, or anything else that involves slippery.
Like blue I won`t do slippery or cold.
I have never had an operation or stitches.
I definitely agree with ex`s are called that for a reason.
I was married for many a year to a childhood sweetheart and while we went on to have 2 fantastic sons I fell out of love with him many many years before we actually split, which was my decision by the way.
Everyone who knows me in my real life knows that I would never ever EVER go back, the thought of it actually makea a little bit of vom rise in my throat :crazy:
He got remarried not so long ago, good luck to them that`s what I say, me I like my own company