Okay so it's been too long since I attended one of these - please put my name down too...
Thanks,
Neil
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call it charlie awww i love puppies!
I love puppies too!!
And I've just reminded myself of a joke...did you hear about the woman who went into the bar and asked for a double entendre? The barman gave her one!!
I'll get my coat
But on my way out I'd call it him Trigger after that lovable and loyal dopey guy from fools and horses...or homer for the same reason but different show!!
And I thought this was going to be an FHM style thread about babes aka our female friends 
Such as from the latest FHM...
"We were watching the news coverage on the Asian tsunami disaster when my girlfriend piped up with a question: 'Whereabouts in the world is Tsunami'"
Or another classic from an ex-girlfriend of mine when I told her I was being sent to the Falklands I told her that I was going to be 4 hours behind the UK. Jokingly I said that I would find out the results of the horse racing 4 hours before her and I would give her a call with the results so she would have time to go down the betting shop before the race started. She then got all excited and thought that we could make loads of money this way :doh: and looked like she'd just thrown away her winning lottery ticket when I explained to her it didn't really work that way
Such as from the latest FHM...
"We were watching the news coverage on the Asian tsunami disaster when my girlfriend piped up with a question: 'Whereabouts in the world is Tsunami'"
Or another classic from an ex-girlfriend of mine when I told her I was being sent to the Falklands I told her that I was going to be 4 hours behind the UK. Jokingly I said that I would find out the results of the horse racing 4 hours before her and I would give her a call with the results so she would have time to go down the betting shop before the race started. She then got all excited and thought that we could make loads of money this way :doh: and looked like she'd just thrown away her winning lottery ticket when I explained to her it didn't really work that way
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Hi Denise
I am a bit of a newbie so any chance of being added to your reserve list. I've met a few regulars from this site at Rios the other day who are on the list and I'm sure they can confirm I am a decent bloke...
....at least I hope they will!!! :cheers:
Denise, I can vouch for Sartois....he is a lovely and respectful guy.....
Thanks Helen xx
So when does a newbie become a non newbie anyway
I have now reached a whole 28 posts (29 now!!), been to a social gathering in Rios and met some fantastic people from this site, and have seen that little purple bar under my name go from Just Popped In onto Finding my Feet and now I'm getting there - apparently!
Does that mean I'm still a newbie?
If so, then willing to put myself up for adoption - so if anyone feels that they should do their bit for the community by adopting a newbie, without all the hassles or risks of adopting a newbie, then look no further
Actually I agree with some earlier comments about how others on this site have got to know people. Although a little nerve racking going on my own to meet members from this site in the pub prior to Rios, once I'd gone over and introduced myself I was made to feel incredibly welcome, and any nerves dissapeared before I'd even had my first sip of Stella. So thanks guys for that
I have now reached a whole 28 posts (29 now!!), been to a social gathering in Rios and met some fantastic people from this site, and have seen that little purple bar under my name go from Just Popped In onto Finding my Feet and now I'm getting there - apparently!
Does that mean I'm still a newbie?
If so, then willing to put myself up for adoption - so if anyone feels that they should do their bit for the community by adopting a newbie, without all the hassles or risks of adopting a newbie, then look no further
Actually I agree with some earlier comments about how others on this site have got to know people. Although a little nerve racking going on my own to meet members from this site in the pub prior to Rios, once I'd gone over and introduced myself I was made to feel incredibly welcome, and any nerves dissapeared before I'd even had my first sip of Stella. So thanks guys for that
Interesting little thread the Muttleys:
Well I had to declare mine at Rios so I could get my fiver discount. Sarah1448 had used all our nicknames for the list to get in.
I felt a bit of a pratt saying I was sartois (which BTW is short for my fave beer and seemed like a good idea at the time) and am certainly glad I never used something like IWannaCumOnYerFace etc else I would never have gone in
and as for actually meeting people in one of the social gatherings from here with that sort of nick...not a chance!!
Well I had to declare mine at Rios so I could get my fiver discount. Sarah1448 had used all our nicknames for the list to get in.
I felt a bit of a pratt saying I was sartois (which BTW is short for my fave beer and seemed like a good idea at the time) and am certainly glad I never used something like IWannaCumOnYerFace etc else I would never have gone in
and as for actually meeting people in one of the social gatherings from here with that sort of nick...not a chance!! Hey HandH
Yes I did read the thread from Rios and your right it was such a good laugh...not overly surprised to hear a certain individual managed to get himself barred...such a shame as I could see a new lifelong friendship developing between him and Mr H right before my eyes
Happy to see that the rest of your night was eventful
Sorry penfold but I will be travelling round the worlds biggest car park (aka the M25) after work and to go further south would probably add another hour on to my travelling time so no can do I'm afraid.
Yes I did read the thread from Rios and your right it was such a good laugh...not overly surprised to hear a certain individual managed to get himself barred...such a shame as I could see a new lifelong friendship developing between him and Mr H right before my eyes
Happy to see that the rest of your night was eventful
Sorry penfold but I will be travelling round the worlds biggest car park (aka the M25) after work and to go further south would probably add another hour on to my travelling time so no can do I'm afraid.
Yep it's definatley ok for single guys to attend.
It's open from about midday but the party will start around 8pm and the place closes at around midnight. You can get more info on their website which is in the clubs and parties section of SH.
It's a bit out in the sticks though so there isn't really any good places to go beforehand so will probably need to go straight there, but you are allowed to take your own alcoholic drinks in and they will keep them behind the bar (I think) but I always have to take my car so no boozing for me :cry:
It's open from about midday but the party will start around 8pm and the place closes at around midnight. You can get more info on their website which is in the clubs and parties section of SH.
It's a bit out in the sticks though so there isn't really any good places to go beforehand so will probably need to go straight there, but you are allowed to take your own alcoholic drinks in and they will keep them behind the bar (I think) but I always have to take my car so no boozing for me :cry:
Hi HandH
Was good to meet you the other day at Rios.
Well I will deffo be going and hopefully we can persuade a few more SH'rs to go too. For those who have not been to Brighton Sun Club it's just like Rios but bigger and better imho. This Friday they are having a couples and singles party so it should be really good.
And MikeC...pull a sicky!!! It's on a Friday night you know? BTW if you hover your mouse over the bar under your name it says you need to get out more....I agree
Was good to meet you the other day at Rios.
Well I will deffo be going and hopefully we can persuade a few more SH'rs to go too. For those who have not been to Brighton Sun Club it's just like Rios but bigger and better imho. This Friday they are having a couples and singles party so it should be really good.
And MikeC...pull a sicky!!! It's on a Friday night you know? BTW if you hover your mouse over the bar under your name it says you need to get out more....I agree
Hi everyone
Totally agree with what everyone has already said...what a fantastic afternoon and it just seemed to fly by. And I can now finally put names to avatars - YAY.
Next time we'll definately have to make a night of it as well...School Disco eh Mr and Mrs H! Been to the one in Hammersmith and it's brilliant!
Oh and the sight of Missys floaters in the pool was only countered by the fact the pool was fookin freezin...it's not good for the male ego to get out of a cold pool with no clobber on you know
Totally agree with what everyone has already said...what a fantastic afternoon and it just seemed to fly by. And I can now finally put names to avatars - YAY.
Next time we'll definately have to make a night of it as well...School Disco eh Mr and Mrs H! Been to the one in Hammersmith and it's brilliant!
Oh and the sight of Missys floaters in the pool was only countered by the fact the pool was fookin freezin...it's not good for the male ego to get out of a cold pool with no clobber on you know
Erm...I feel really thick for asking this but...
I'm going to anyway...
Bearing in mind I have never met any of you before (and am really looking forward to doing so)...how am I going to recognise anyone in the boozer before we go in to Rios??!!
Seeing as most of the avatar piccies are either a) of bums or b) characatures I'm thinking this might be quite tricky. I suppose there is always the old trick of tapping the spoon on the wine glass in the pub to get everyones attention then asking loudly if anyone from Swinging Heaven is in there!!
Or of course those with bum avatars could be mooning ( | ) in the pub then it would be easy peasy
Thanks in advance for not slating me for this daft question!
I'm going to anyway...
Bearing in mind I have never met any of you before (and am really looking forward to doing so)...how am I going to recognise anyone in the boozer before we go in to Rios??!!
Seeing as most of the avatar piccies are either a) of bums or b) characatures I'm thinking this might be quite tricky. I suppose there is always the old trick of tapping the spoon on the wine glass in the pub to get everyones attention then asking loudly if anyone from Swinging Heaven is in there!!
Or of course those with bum avatars could be mooning ( | ) in the pub then it would be easy peasy
Thanks in advance for not slating me for this daft question!
Quote by RedHot
I know all about long distance relationships. First four years of married life, Jon and I spent less than 10 months together in total
Good for you two for making it work
However, if the love is truly there in the first place, it will remain.
Well I thought it was but looking back it probably had more to do with the idea of being in love.
If it fizzles out, then it was never really there in the first place for one or both parties :(
T-J
On the plus side however, I was in Cyprus, so was great being single for tourist season
:beer: :happy: Quote by RedHot
Wives and girlfriends of say for instance, serving military personel often have to wait for their menfolk to come back after absences of up to 18 - 20 months away from home.
Tracy-Jayne
Well the love of my life didn't! I am in the forces, had 12 months remaining in Cyprus before I came back to the UK and was unceremoniously dumped due to her not being able to handle the pressure of a long distance relationship. I was really cut up about it at the time and although we were good friends prior to starting a relationship with eachother sadly the break up was bad enough to lose the friendship we had as well.
Long distance relationships are not easy. It is very difficult not having the ability to "make up properly" after a minor phone argument whilst living 2000 miles apart. It is also very hard not to be there for someone when their chips are down and they have to go elsewhere for support.
And absence does not always make the heart grow fonder...
Got sent this on email today from a mate...
The Ex-Girlfriend
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.
So I told her to fuck off and I hung up.
The Ex-Girlfriend
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.
So I told her to fuck off and I hung up.
Guys - try this out and calculate how much man muck you've made!!
Lets see who is the biggest shooter in town!!
There is erm...absolutely no prize whatsoever for the winner.
This is the sum of my efforts over the years:
You have made gallons and lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.3 football fields!
You have killed approximately 842,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4680 kittens.
Thats potentially 842,400,000,000 little sartois's that could've been out there!
