Not new to the scene — I’ve been around it before and thought I’d give this site another try. This time I’m looking to find a small number of genuine, discreet FWBs rather than simply collecting contacts.

I’m particularly interested in meeting single straight or bi women, and selected couples, where there’s real chemistry and an interest in open-relationship-style meets and developing something regular and mutually enjoyable.

Quality over quantity, always.

I possess more than a few of the traditional Scorpio characteristics: private, passionate, independent, intensely curious and rather fond of discovering what lies beneath a respectable exterior.

Mine included.

I’m especially drawn to confident, assertive women. I like a woman who knows what she wants, isn’t afraid to take the lead and has a mischievous side. At the same time, there’s something particularly appealing about a naturally dominant woman who also enjoys occasionally letting go, being looked after and allowing someone else to take care of things for a while.

That balance of confidence and vulnerability is rather intoxicating.

Professionally, I own and run my own business, so discretion isn’t merely appreciated — it’s essential. There is, however, a distinct advantage to being master of my own diary: outside of business commitments, I have the rather agreeable luxury of being available for morning, afternoon or evening shenanigans, seven days a week.

I’ve never understood why misbehaviour should be restricted to weekends.

Away from business, I’m considerably less conventional.

I’m a lifelong lover of the outdoors and happiest without clothes whenever circumstances permit. Sunshine, warm water, secluded beaches, good conversation and excellent company are rather difficult to improve upon.

I divide my time between the UK and Spain, where I keep a sailing boat. Consequently, applications from attractive, adventurous and broad-minded naked crew are always considered. Previous sailing experience is advantageous; an enthusiasm for inappropriate amounts of sunshine and very little clothing may compensate.

As for age, I suggest meeting me before deciding what the number means.

I can be cultured, attentive and thoroughly gentlemanly. I appreciate seduction, anticipation and genuine chemistry considerably more than crude propositions.

That said, there is most certainly a less respectable Scorpio hiding beneath the surface.

Given the right chemistry, I can become deliciously mischievous, adventurous and decidedly deviant. I rather enjoy that contrast — good manners and bad intentions have always made excellent companions.

I’m looking for people with confidence, intelligence, humour and an adventurous streak — people with whom you can share dinner, wine and laughter before respectable behaviour gradually becomes optional.

Trust matters. Discretion matters. Attraction matters enormously.

Drama, pressure and indiscretion hold considerably less appeal.

I’m not looking for endless online chatting or a huge list of friends. I’d rather meet the right people, see whether there’s chemistry and, if there is, build something regular, relaxed and mutually enjoyable.

If you’re confident, curious, discreet and enjoy a little contrast in your relationships, we may understand one another rather well.

And should you happen to be fit, naturist-friendly and capable of handling a yacht in Spanish waters…

I do occasionally have vacancies for crew.

Scorpio rules apply: discretion in public, mischief in private — and no requirement to wait until Saturday night. ??

If you’ve got this far, thanks for reading. Please mention “mutual deviant” in your message so I know you actually made it to the end.

And if you’d like to see some cock pics, just add me as a friend. ??