Dave, I sincerely apologise. You are not a twat. Twats are useful. However, when I was constantly being woken up in my guilt ridden sleep for being abusive towards you, I actually realised that you had done me a favour.
It was fortunate that you had been such a obstructive idiot in failing to assist someone who was genuinely seeking help in finding places to park up and enjoy sex with their girlfriend.
It made me realise that I definitely did not want some idiot like yourself watching us and therefore we came to the conclusion that dogging was not for us.
So, in conclusion, thank you very much. As I said earlier, your loss.....
Now why dont you go off to your local car park and knock one out over the picture of my girlfriend, because thats the closest you will ever come to her.
Bye bye
