Great, I passed the curiosity test! Well thanks for taking a look...

So, let me tell you more about me; You're here for that after all...

I know I could go for the normal stuff like "dining out, good bars, cinema, nights in with a DVD and a bottle of wine" but that's a cliche... I might as well write 'I like breathing air and using my opposable thumbs" Ok. Wine does have a lot going for it, I will admit.

I don't watch much TV, so, if Strictly X-Star, CoronEnders and BrotherGetMeOutofHere are a big part of your life we may not have much in common - I'll try hard though, if you're gorgeous.

I try to find humour in the most mundane things - apart from those sorts of TV programmes above. There are limits.

My 'Type': I prefer to go for more adventurous and open-minded people, then see if we click and let the sparks fly... I don't have a lot of time for rude or obnoxious people either - Life's too short!

Hobbies: See above, but some combination of wine, cars, travel, good food and great company, oh, and some other things I can tell you later...

Goals and aspirations: Nicole Sherzinger and Girls Aloud. At the same time. Even the ginger one; in fact there are a few others I can add here if I start thinking... I know, ask me for my latest G&A's when we chat over that wine...

Taste in music: Do you really care? REALLY? I thought not... What are you going to do? Share my iPod?! - I mean, have you been watching 'About Last Night'?! - Honestly? Oh, Ok...

And, yes I live alone; yes I accommodate - though not wandering waifs and stray's; yes I can meet evenings and weekends; yes I really am single [hard to believe I know...] and no - I'm not a nutter...

Still here? - Good. Then, I'd love to hear from you...

...well some of you... If you wear flat-shoes, smell a bit of rich tea biscuits and wee and have enough felines to run a cattery then please do the right thing and recommend me to your sexy and glamorous friends (you know - the ones that give that funny smile whenever they see the numbers 6 and 9 together).

Oh, and my perfect date? Does anyone read this or care? Ok, well, I'm an old fashioned guy so I don't think you can go wrong with white or red wine and a blowjob...

However, I recognise that it's important to compromise... So I'd be happy to substitute coffee for wine...

So, that's me, and there you go. I like to think I'm relatively normal and well adjusted. Relatively. Ok so relatively is a relative term I know, but what can I say, I just have a high sex drive and a love of sex that's a bit more imaginative than 10 minutes of the missionary position. I also really enjoy meeting new people and meeting people for fun combines both those interests. So, Isn't this a pretty good way to do it - I mean M*tch charge for the privilege - And at least here we're upfront about the sex!

So. Admit it, you're hooked; send me a message and, please, be nice - it's hard for us guys here you know...

Nick