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sercher01
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · Winsford

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Quote by louise_and_joe
I think i need to confess again, but way to naughty to tell you here redface
Louise xx

my PM box is open my chiled :angel:
Quote by Drewxcore
can i grope ur bum baby

Only if I can grope yours first lol
ohh lovely first post by the way :giggle:
Louise xx
Quick louise, i dont see mallock around, can i wear your legs as a scarf :twisted:
Now im afraid my legs are reserved for mallock, but you can have the rest wink
Louise xx
Haha! So i cant have the legs but i can have the rest of the body. haha! I'll take the rest then x
no leg's :shock:
Drew have you seen the mess a snail makes???????? :giggle: :wink:
Quote by Drewxcore
i knew that rolleyes
sorry im st8 m8 wink
but i still love you cool

so are most of the guys that hang around in the bi rooms i would imagine :giggle:
what bi room?
Quote by blonde
Right that's it I am very worried now.....
He has a new shovel !!!
He also spent hours playing with the steam water cleaning thingie (on the patio :shocksmile
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

sorry hun but i got to tell you your " fooked" redface wink
Quote by steveg_nw
He is on ebay buying a chain saw :shock:
...... should I be worried?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. ever bought anything weird from ebay?

Be afraid ........ be very very afraid!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Steve
Get to the confessional so I will give you absolution my son ! cool
Plausible deniability the mod’s made you do it wink
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
and iv been more drunk than you hun remember? wink
so how is Harry then
regards sercher01
:giggle:
Quote by louise_and_joe
this is a place of confession and penance not idle chit chat about silly films and men doing silly walk's ladys rolleyes
please remember that
2 "our admin" 5 " hail mod's" now run along :roll:
next we will e on to the " holly grail" thing :roll:

Well I did say sorry before I said it. Does that count?
Louise xx
no you " flusy" now go do as your told or you'll never be a " mod" :roll:
this is a place of confession and penance not idle chit chat about silly films and men doing silly walk's ladys rolleyes
please remember that
2 "our admin" 5 " hail mod's" now run along :roll:
next we will be on to the " holly grail" thing :roll:
lol which would fit in nice :lol:
Quote by firelizard
am BLOODY not :twisted:
blasphemer mad
now go and ask forgiveness from a sacred mod you bad boy smackbottom
or well be havin a stoning :twisted:

"2 rounds 2 flats and a packet of gravel????"
I so love that line :giggle:
sorry my chiled it's off
anyway " NO WOMAN " you'v been told before :smackbottom: :x
oh!
errrrrrrr!
right!
ok!
best i go find someone else to stone then :cry:
bugger i was looking forward to that :twisted:
im alowed cos im "father sercher the perfect "
now do you want lions or crusifixtion ?
or just the basic stoning ?
:twisted: BLASPHEMER :twisted:
am BLOODY not :twisted:
blasphemer mad
now go and ask forgiveness from a sacred mod you bad boy smackbottom
or well be havin a stoning :twisted:
thats what im here for my son smile
now go and do your penance like i told you and you will see the light wink
Quote by Drewxcore
Whoa is that a ringwriath in casual dress?

great minds think alike kiss
theres another quote after that but i just cant seem to remember it right now rolleyes
im sure someone will remind us wink
Quote by louise_and_joe
mad how dare you flirt in this house :x
all 3 of you can go do 10 hail mods and 7 our admin
:shock: confused evil

Is that all? lol
louise xx
just you go and do them young lady and non of your lip
you hear smackbottom
i refuse to resort to violence young man rolleyes
i have the holy mod's and the lord our admin on my side :angel:
come the day of judgment you will have to answer to them . you mark my word's "huddy" :jagsatwork:
mad how dare you flirt in this house :x
all 3 of you can go do 10 hail mods and 7 our admin
:shock: confused evil
Quote by Darkfire
I'll forgive your sins Father Sercher, if you come pay pennance at the Dark altar :twisted:

WOOHOO!!! ill get me coat wink
Id like to confess to being a bit stupid and childish at times . redface
And not engaging my brain before opening my mouth confused
Its my age you know ! rolleyes
if you dont read all of this you will be missing something
What does love mean?
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8
"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7
"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"
Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."
Noelle - age 7
"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."
Mark - age 6
"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget." Jessica - age 8
And the final one –
Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbour was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his Mother! asked what he had said to the neighbour, the little boy said,
"Nothing, I just helped him cry"
And if that doesn’t bring a lump to your throat ???????????????
Anyone got anymore ?
MHO i think we may need to get back to our child hood ?
see you all around and be nice wink :thumbup: wave bolt