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sercher01
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · Winsford

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Omafg! How long ago 🤔over 60 replies

Not an unusual things back in them days 😉

Omg! There must be 10 cars here now .

Bit early for it I think ...oh! They all seem to be men too 🤔

When you park in a lay-by for the night ,in ya truck and it totally looks like a dogging site ? 

Anyone done this ???

Help!😳

very slow compared to what it used to be cubes ?

And hello tigerfluff ,I don't think iv had the pleasure .....I'm one of the "ancients" from back in the day ???

yes it really is me and oh my god! it's been a long time since I've posted in any forum. thought I'd say hello and see if any of the old crowd are around ?

if you belived everything you read or heard Elvis would still be alive and working in McDonalds
good point/ it keeps your willy warm in the winter
Bad point/ it stretches when wet like those trunks you use to wear when you were younger
Carry on wink :twisted:
Lmfao , 3 pages , nice to know if still got the gift :-) lol
Thanx people :-)
Quote by dee_licious
Oh! Thought of another one
Squirter/gusher
Only ever been with one lady that did this and would love to find another :-)

Been there and done that innocent
Your one?
Omg! My pm box is open lol :-).
Have you got a few spare females lol
Lol ye I'd noticed you profile . pitty that :-) xx
Bloody predictive text ffs !
Quote by dee_licious
Oh! Thought of another one
Squirter/gusher
Only ever been with one lady that did this and would love to find another :-)

Been there and done that innocent
Your one?
Omg! My pm box is open lol :-).
Oh! Thought of another one
Squirter/gusher
Only ever been with one lady that did this and would love to find another :-)
Quote by dee_licious
This has been a fantasy of mine for years........
1 male and 5 females innocent

wave
:wave: back
Ive got the male and kat ......just need another 3 females wink

Errr! My thread , I'll be the male if you don't mind lady's ! And that's not a request ether :twisted:;-)
OMG! Searchers put a thread up :haha::silly:
So here it is
Before you hang up your thong what swinging thing do you want to try just once to see if you missed out ?
Me? ...... I'd like to go to a club ! Shocking I know but I've never been to one wink
have to admit ,altho some say im a bit of a me,me,me person , the charity thing has crossed my mind since i first posted this .
maybe not the soup thing " your soup sir ..........NOW GO GET A JOB YOU BLOODY HIPPY"
RSPCA and the dog walking maybe the better idea wink lol
is this like a munch but with "pony play" cos iv still got my chaps ................or did i read that wrong blinkredface
Quote by Katniss
I still have no idea what Xmas Day is doing for me, will go to the Xmas Day swim on Brighton Beach in the morning, still dont know if my ex hubby will be having the children this year,, no doubt i shall stick my head n chat at somepoint during the day to say hello to those on their own.
Boxing Day it will be one year since Manic passed away so will maybe going down to Portsmouth to spend time with Bunny smile
Its just another Sunday roast after all :bounce:

im looking at your sig and thinking "i wonder if you could even drew my bow " 65lb hoyte compound with a 42in drew and a 85% let off ???? lol :twisted: wink
as it's getting to that time of year i thought id put this up as I've Just realised i'll be on my own this christmas day . just me and my dog . i can't remember this ever happening before ............bit daunting to be honest . im sure theres more people on here in the same boat .
how do/would you feel if it was you and what would you do ?
2 things to say
1/ LibLab packed thingy ............... bin done before
2/ Guy Fawkes ,sercher want big BOOM ! ye i know ,bin done before to
i vote for number 2 myself wink
going to the meets section and finding 99% of it is men :sad:
and when you find a cpl or fem there at the other end of the country ffs ............
oh well! the sun is out so beer guarden it is then wink
Quote by Paddy
OOOOO Fuck me !
I'm struggling to keep up !!!

i don't find it fast myself but if your having problems im sure we can guide you and hold your hand lol
I'm struggling for breath here !! A bit of support would be appreciated !!
The dullards are right with you on this one Flo, that should be enough support :eeek:
To accuse any member on here or insinuate one to be a dullard "A stupid or annoyingly ignorant person,totally boring bastard who constantly harps on about complete ..." is in my eyes a breach of the AUP rules.
SinSi, your out of order lad!
err! contrary to popular belief i can actualy fight my own battles .............. but thanx anyway .........for explaining what a " dullsrd " is :lol: wink
Quote by flower411
OOOOO Fuck me !
I'm struggling to keep up !!!

i don't find it fast myself but if your having problems im sure we can guide you and hold your hand lol
just a thought .............maybe us old farts are going too quick for the newbies , it seems they are getting upset cos they can't keep up with the faster forum ! seems they can't think of funny banter as quick as we did way back then .
i think we old farts should be more thoughtfull and ease the nubs in slower wink
Quote by noladreams
innocent

rotflmao
Umm... could it be Celery by any chance? dunno lol
Yep! So you get a go!
(Sorry for delay - been at the vets.)
hope your ok hun ................. you ment Dr right ? ;o)
Quote by Darkfire
@Blue
Indeed, that's because you are naturally well balanced and polite...

HHHmmmmmmm, have you ever met Blue ??
J & S
rotflmao :rotflmao: I just read that and did the blink face too
yep' have to agree with the majority on this one ........... you have obviusly never met our pink an fluffy blue lmfao wink
Quote by Dlep
1.5 million members
Godlike
status !
an i still can't get a fuckin shag ..............not much has changer then wink

You spelling has improved...slightly rolleyes
;)
thanks ,but this don't meen you an i are taking warm wet showers together ok :wink:
#changed lol
1.5 million members
Godlike
status !
an i still can't get a fuckin shag ..............not much has changer then wink