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sexyboy4
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by miniskirt
Stockings, Suspenders small thong and a push-up bra all matching...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

are you talkin about a six-strap suspender belt may-be red in colour,
Ooooooooh with red stockings? Might be! wink
And with a miniskirt and a cracking pair of pins?
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My bloody housemate's playing Sinead O Connor "nothing compares" over and over again... do you think I should go and make sure she hasn't slit her wrists? I'm about to do mine...
Hmmmmm well might have to check it out then!
Will show it on here when done!
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The thud I heard when she threw her bra against the wardrobe I think was a bit of a giveaway...
Do they hurt? I've been thinking about getting one but i'm a bit of a wimp!
Hi I've only been on here for a short while...
...is there a "probationary period" before I can come along?
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Quote by Calista
All them except push up bras ................. invention of the devil! If I was supposed to have tits under my chin God would've made me that way

Rubbish! Although I once met a girl with a push up bra, went back to her place and her tits disappeared! I spent hours looking for them... checked everywhere but they'ed vanished!
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Quote by KitKat
Anything well fitting and cut to provide the occasional flash of inspiration. cool

Good call!
Quote by bluexxx
do I really want a 2:1 that badly? Hmmmmm!

Do you really want a 2:1 at all???? Everyone has one of those these days, you need to go for the BIG First, mate - no other way forward..... not meaning to put you under any more pressure hehehehehehehehehehehe
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Grrrrrrrrr! A 2:1 will do me fine (although it's heading towards the Desmond Tutu at the moment - luckily I'm not at a piss-take uni), but fortunately my job's safe whatever I get... as long as I don't fail!
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Quote by bluexxx
...anyone got any tips?
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Maybe you lecturers will take bribes?
Not enough loan left!
Trust me, I thought about it...
Although I suspect some of them might be gay... do I really want a 2:1 that badly? Hmmmmm!
Peter Kay is wonderful, Ricky Gervais was excellent in the Office, but personally I was pretty disappointed by the standup, and as for Jimmy Carr, he's about as funny as having both legs amputated.
Actually I'm more worried about the essays for Friday, next Friday and the Monday after...
Don't want a repeat of my dissertation all-nighter!
A tenner each? Who is your son, Goldie???
Right, let's find my pliers, there's £300 sitting in my mouth!
Ello!
There's a shop in Newcastle called "Sven Adult Books"...
Just incase you needed to know...
Stockings, Suspenders small thong and a push-up bra all matching...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Faithless at the MetroRadioArena in Newcastle.
It was quite possibly the best evening of my life.
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Quote by PoloLady
Finger skills are often neglected and yet are so important - good fingers beat a good tongue hands down everytime for me - you can do so much more with fingers :twisted:

I tend to find I can do both! I'm a Grade 8 woodwind musician... I never realised how useful 14 years of bassoon playing could be until I got my first girlfriend... and I can get my fingers in rhythm too...
Get in!
Quote by essfortee
Hi !!!
(sorry not been around for ages)
I saw a Porn film a few years back and two gorgeous ladies were 'helping each other out' with huge ice dildos, as they used them they were melting and the water was running out of each other!
It was very sexy to watch biggrin

I've seen that - what was it called? Might check it out on the net
Well if I've ever been thought of as pushy, then sorry! Forgive me, I'm new to all this redface
What is the best way to meet people, would you say? I'm loathe to type out my life story replying to an Ad, especially when I think it would get deleted as a matter of course! Also, the bloody chat room I can't get to work... you need a degree in computer programming!
Spose, I'll just carry on being patient!
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Fair enough! And many thanks for a non-bitchy reply to me sounding out about northeasterner's!
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Why thank you!
As it happens, when I'm not at uni, I actually live in Lincs - near Stamford! Where abouts are you (in a completely non-trying-it-on sort of way!)?
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