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It could be worse you could of found a few discarded condoms for a recent dogging trip :!: wink
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Quote by McCloggie
Mrs FC - Private French (or any other language you think you may need) lessons can be easily arranged.
Speak to me (please!!!) at the Amsterdam Munch. lol
McC

do you teach Polish?
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The trick is to pull in get a hanky and discard the offending creature forthwith,who needs a valet eh? wink
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Well I think were even stephens now,but if any of the ladys fancy a drink or maybe something else let me know(especialy sarah like the pics hun redface )
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or the guy gets on the back seat between the 2 front ones and you staddle him xx lol
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Quote by Debbiewebs
How the bloody hell do you shag in a car confused ............ mine is so small!................ and my front seats do not go right down sad
so please could you give me a few tips worship :worship:
OK i no.......... change me car............ but i cannt aford to :(

Im sure a short arse like you can manage if you open both the doors lye across the front seats with one leg up on the dash and your head hanging out of the doorway,
or take a large brolly and bend over the bonnet :rascal:
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Quote by Debbiewebs
I find it very strange that you went on a meet and they had no condoms at all :shock:

may be the women used all hers up on a prevers meet just before rotflmao
Naughty SF smackbottom rolleyes wink
oi tanning my arse thats not nice! :wink:
Mind you maybe she did use all hers up never thought about that :doh:
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Quote by Debbiewebs
Have fun thats what its all about

so true wink
thanks for the Little sexyfello :thumbup:
Have fun wave
no probs :wink:
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Quote by jamnat20032003
dukes the little one is a he not she

i wonderd how long before someone else picked up on it
lol
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My first day at school my mum was upset but i was so excited getting to meet and play with the all the other kids(only child you see)for me it was great
jamnat why dont you follow my lead and put your mug on here? wink
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Quote by fluffer
Splosh Ringsplitter

what kind of chocolate bar and pet did you have??? :shock:
sounds painfull whatever it is
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Quote by wirral_guy

Bloody 'ell Vix!!! I've now got a serious inferiority complex. biggrin
Mind you I bet he faints when he gets an erection - that thing'll take a lot of blood to fill
skulks off muttering about showoffs bolt
does he ever fall over?............................or is he conterbalanced and the back end so he dosent topple over? wink
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Quote by fluffer
we all make little mistakes, don't we Sexyfella? wink
Mal
lol

I just thought any excuse to get a spanking in :twisted:
how about we give you one just to even things up eh? :lol:
bend over...
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
now be good!
:grin:
are you trying to excite me confused:..............go for it girl :twisted:
Does this mean i have to give you one aswell? afterall i dont want you feeling left out or anything :lol:
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
we all make little mistakes, don't we Sexyfella? wink
Mal
lol

I just thought any excuse to get a spanking in :twisted:
whey hey sexyfella, new avatar eh :wink:
i know i know i'm starp today :lol:
yer well some people commented on me having a twin?
so i thought id shut them up and put my ugly mug on there instead :wink:
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Quote by Mal
we all make little mistakes, don't we Sexyfella? wink
Mal
lol

I just thought any excuse to get a spanking in :twisted:
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Quote by AndyWolves
Saw this email the other day...
You take the name of your fave choccy bar, followed by the name of a fave pet..
Mine comes out as "Chunky Claude"
Anyone got anything better?!?!

Mine would be snickers sleak
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Dont do what Dino does, he swears by sucking a fishermans friend! :shock:
strange guy smile
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Quote by dargento
woke up with a bad cold.....
sittin here feeling sorry for myself ,,,not even gone to work..
i know it sounds sad but its only and im bored already sad
how about some hints for things to do from people...
<<<how sad am i...im worrying whos driving my wagon whilst im at home lol...
had a nice bath and doped up on lemsip..........so........what now???
help
dargento

take your leamsip every 4 hrs and the last one of the day while sitting in bed before going to sleep that way when your in bed yourll sweat like a bstard but it will help to clear it out,allso eat a couple of oranges in the day as the vitamin c will boost your antibodies
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Personaly i would have sex at least once a day if i had the opportunity,ive done it the past with previous gfs so i know i have the labido and stamina just need access more often to the female of the speci
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Quote by 1664
Teesside any 1?

Was ist das?
Or to put it anotherway what is this thread in aid off? :confused:
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