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Kat would you please accept my humble apology as it would be much appreciated
SF
Quote by Jags
I've just said the same thing in PM to this bloke! Jeez - a month in and he's telling a Mod off!!
:twisted: rolleyes :roll:

soz hun this site gets in your veins after a while so if the mods wont to line up and give me a spanking................proceed in an orderly fashion please :twisted: wink
Think it's Kat you owe the apology to mate.
:roll: :roll:
soz kat come here and tan my arse :wink:
Quote by Benz2502
hum I was thinking I hav'nt had my first time and im now age 20.
Would it be better to go to one of thease swinger parties or just wait until the right woman comes along
jamie

Jamie you wait untill the right person comes along and make it a special memory wink
:shock: fookin hell... did ya see what I typed...did ya!...did ya!....I was really nice :shock: :happy:
Quick Dave bend over !!!

wow that looks painful
Fucking is!!!! they insert it sideways!!!
is that how micheal jackson got his squeaky voice?
Quote by Jags
I've just said the same thing in PM to this bloke! Jeez - a month in and he's telling a Mod off!!
:twisted: rolleyes :roll:

soz hun this site gets in your veins after a while so if the mods wont to line up and give me a spanking................proceed in an orderly fashion please :twisted: wink
Quote by KitKat
hum I was thinking I hav'nt had my first time and im now age 20.
Would it be better to go to one of thease swinger parties or just wait until the right woman comes along
jamie
I wouldn't bother Jamie, it is not all it is cracked up to be! Take my well intentioned advice, forsake all earthly desires and devote you life to God and his eternal glories. Keep your sack full, and seek eternal salvation in the arms of the Lord.
lhk
Kat
easy the lad needs some advice as hes feeling very frustrated i know what its like that was me at 18 he must be going mental.
leave the religous b.s. out of this afterall this is a swingers site and a true christion is only supposed to have 1 sex partner in there life(does untill death do us part ring any bells)
Quote by Silk and Big G
hum I was thinking I hav'nt had my first time and im now age 20.
Would it be better to go to one of thease swinger parties or just wait until the right woman comes along
jamie

Jamie you wait untill the right person comes along and make it a special memory wink
:shock: fookin hell... did ya see what I typed...did ya!...did ya!....I was really nice :shock: :happy:
Quick Dave bend over !!!

wow that looks painful
Quote by jamie2000uk
The only problem is my age im age 20 and still a virgin !!!
is this normal
Jamie

dont worry about it it'll hapen if your that desperate find a pro.
They way to pull outside of swinging is to be confident and be yourself without activly looking for it because it usually hapens when you least expect it,and when your not looking for it
Quote by Sarah
redface surprisedops: well how should i no that pubs have CCTV cameras in the bloody gardens! :oops:
i feel so bloody :oops: tonight i can tell you!
i wouldn't of minded .............. but the lads that work behind the bar went into great detail telling me amd showing me in great detail vie body language what i did.......... yes with the other women :oops:
we thought we where OK hiding behind the bushes! :oops:
I have had to make sure that they have deleted it from the camera and be reassured time after time that none of them haven't copied it!
even want to see the owner!
But i am reassured now its OK! thank goodness!.............. i am nerver going to go there again
so come on have you ever been caught with ya knickers down!
go on make me night............ and say that i am not he only one! please worship
Debs makes note must be carefull in future :oops: :oops:

Yes they did enjoy telling you and me didnt they? wink
Sexyfella
I hope you are not being indecreat here on a private meet?
nah just abit of banter hun lol :lol:
Quote by Debbiewebs
redface surprisedops: well how should i no that pubs have CCTV cameras in the bloody gardens! :oops:
i feel so bloody :oops: tonight i can tell you!
i wouldn't of minded .............. but the lads that work behind the bar went into great detail telling me amd showing me in great detail vie body language what i did.......... yes with the other women :oops:
we thought we where OK hiding behind the bushes! :oops:
I have had to make sure that they have deleted it from the camera and be reassured time after time that none of them haven't copied it!
even want to see the owner!
But i am reassured now its OK! thank goodness!.............. i am nerver going to go there again
so come on have you ever been caught with ya knickers down!
go on make me night............ and say that i am not he only one! please worship
Debs makes note must be carefull in future :oops: :oops:

Yes they did enjoy telling you and me didnt they? wink
Quote by LilMissGullable
well wot can i say........... apart from.....
Defo not my kinda thing!!!!!!! confused

clad to hear it hurts the one giving it! wink
I fisted a women once at her request and never again because it absolutely killed my hand, it felt like a power lifter was squeezing my clenched fist and either sid of my wrist was catching on her lips causing discomfort.
Aparently she loved it but i dont fancy doing that again confused
Quote by Sarah
Following a major technological breakthrough, we are now able to offer a discreet personal breathalyser for those considering whether to drive home from the Munch.
Simply breathe on your name badge, and if it looks like this...

...you should probably call a taxi. biggrin

Quote by Sarah
I've got a photo of a certain male off this site, who has 4 eyes! :shock: now who was drunk him or me????????

rotflmao

Should I be worried ?
I can read it just fine :shock:
Trust you to post that lol now everyone will think I
was the one who was drunk :shock:
looks like you were both drunk! :lol:
Quote by Debbiewebs
Hi Brian & Jill
Welcome, just dive in, but remember, I'm always right!

Number one take notice of happy cats ok :thumbup: .unless you in to big pussyisbiggrin
is that one of those pen inside a bucket type pussies? wink
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Looks fine to me dunno

how goods you vision?
mines 20/20 and it strains me lol :lol:
Quote by sharon_2005
Like i silly sod i decided to stare at it :shock:
Now everything seems blured lol

it does mess with you dosnt it confused:
it works alright fcuked my eyes right up thats without a drink since thursday! wink
Quote by Darkfire
:shock: blimey, a lone survivor??
biggrin welcome back - sounds like mucho fun! x

and a lot headaches lol :lol: :lol:
:lol: dunno about headaches lol, its striped ass cheeks I'd be worried about! wink
sounds like fun to me :twisted:
Quote by Darkfire
:shock: blimey, a lone survivor??
biggrin welcome back - sounds like mucho fun! x

and a lot headaches lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by mattmoleman
try this

once registered you should not receive many calls, anyone that does call, get their name and company and report them to tps as they may get prosecuted if they persist. i've not received any calls since signing up

TPS are actually automatically blocked by autonumber generators. Advertising companies can not legally use the numbers and so must dial them manually or by bypassing the blocks (which in turn would lead to a hefty fine and most probably bankrupt the company).
All telemarketing companies must offer an 'opt out' service. If they do not then they are not 'opt in' companies. These are the ones who would use the automatic dialling
machines and by pass the blocks. It is upto you if you want to do business with them, I know I wouldn't.
Hangon, the phones ringing. Be back in a second. rolleyes
This tps is a very good thing to invest in however it dose not stop market research calls as its looked on that every individual has the right to give their views and opinions on the subject matter the interviewer is discussing.
Its amazing the amount of ppl i call that say im on the tps how are you able to call me?
So yes the tps is good and will block most unwanted calls but market research is exempt.
enjoy the site and take your time to get to know ppl then yourll get what your looking for
Quote by markz
I hace already registered but it don't stop the call from India. Yes india they have massive call center's out there. I keep getting calls trying to sell me if I am going to buy insurance from India mad

A lot of call centers are now moving back to the u.k. becasuse the language barrier and the cockups mad by foreign call centers because the dont understand us properly.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
OMG, what have I done? I have just had a phone call, the one we all hate.....
Him "Excuse me madam, but can I speak to the head of the household?" (sexist git)
Me "You are speaking to the head of the household"
Him " Madam, I am please to tell you that this is not a sales call but are you aware that your area has been chosen by our company to receive a discount on new doors and windows?"
Me " Thought you said it wasnt a sales call"
Him "Its not a sales call, but it is to inform you that if you did wish to purchase doors or windows, we would be offering a discount against our normal prices"
Me " Did you realise this was a council estate where half of the residents are squatters and are on hard drugs, and the other half have just come out of prison for murder or similar offenses?"
Him - nothing, the phone went dead lol
Well at least it got rid of him but dont you just hate the bloody sales calls? They always manage to phone at the wrong time, tell you one thing and then try to rope you into buying something you really dont want evil

My job would be somthing like this
Good evening my name is ......................... calling form the operations center on behalf of millward brown
person ive called: Millwoodbrown? who are they?
me: an independent market research organisation
person ive called:what are you selling?
me:its not a sales call its just your views im intersted in
Person ive called:whats this about:
me:were doing a market research survey about banks and banking products
person ive called:i m not giving you any bank details!
me:we dont need your bank details its just your impressions of banks and building societys were intersted in
person ive called:how long does it take?
me:it can take upto 20 mins or less depending on your answers
person ive called:no thanks thats a bit long at this time of night......how did you get my number im ex directory
me:we call people at random so we get a cross section of the population and are therfore exempt from being blocked from calling.(although not being in the phone book dosnt stop 11 random numbers being dialled automaticaly by the server)
person ive called:well im ex directory so i dont get these kind of calls (and usually hangsup)