this actually happened to me last night.
was standing outside pub drinking with a couple of people. This kid dressed as Dracula comes up to me and goes "Mister, trick or treat"
I was like right in the middle of a good conversation with this pretty girl so I was well hacked off he had interrupted. So I said "Go on then do us a trick"
The little kid looked a bit preplexed and said "I bet you a fiver I can make you say 18"
So I was like yeah right and the other people I was with gave it the "wooo's" to see if I'd take the kids' bet challenge. I agreed.
The kid said "What's 37 add 43?"
I was like "Eighty"
And the kid went "haaaa got ya"!!!!
So I said "Fu** off, I never said Eighteen I said Eighty!!!!!!"
smart little bugger I'll give him that.
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Hi Stuart here. My girl and I are currently seeking a gorgeous woman to join us on our first 3 some trip (ad 170620). We are very excited / scared at the same time as we've fantasised about this for ages but now that we've agreed to do it and it's become a reality a few things are kinda scaring us. I know every meeting with a third person woman will be different but I wondered if some of you who have had M / F / F 3 somes could impart some first hand experiences / observations to help us?
My worries
* will she be end up being more into the girl than me?
* will she want to go further and further with guys or couples too?
*will I give too much attention to the other girl?
* what's the best way to meet up with the girl - bar etc? / phone call first / not staying over first time?
Her worries
*will she get so into women that she starts thinking about girls all the time instead of men
* why has she taken till she's in her 30s to do anything more than kiss a girl?
*do we have to commit toanything up front - e.g. if we aren't into her then we can just say goodbye at the start?
And lots of other mad paranoia.......all tips gratefully received as we still think we really want to do it but we just want to tread carefully as we are so into each other we don't want to hurt what we have got together...
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My worries
* will she be end up being more into the girl than me?
* will she want to go further and further with guys or couples too?
*will I give too much attention to the other girl?
* what's the best way to meet up with the girl - bar etc? / phone call first / not staying over first time?
Her worries
*will she get so into women that she starts thinking about girls all the time instead of men
* why has she taken till she's in her 30s to do anything more than kiss a girl?
*do we have to commit toanything up front - e.g. if we aren't into her then we can just say goodbye at the start?
And lots of other mad paranoia.......all tips gratefully received as we still think we really want to do it but we just want to tread carefully as we are so into each other we don't want to hurt what we have got together...
How do I do that hotlink thing with "my advert" at the bottom that some people do that takes you straight into your advert?????? cheers!!!!
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I was out last night on the razz in North London with some mates and I was just thinking how you didn't get many girls in anything less than a sexy halloween costume. Great eye candy evening. My favourite still has to be The naughty nurse I met in the pub - she looked great - still a classic, sexy as can be costume....mmmmh. Mind you then my fantasy land was shattered when I was freaked out by a guy in the gents who had two bloodied heads attached to his shoulders (hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference?) - freaky deaky. Beat that for a nuts costume!!!!
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