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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
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Yes, a very very frustrating problem, i've had to revert to using new windows for anything i want to see by center clicking. otherwise it's just too irritating having to scroll through a page agin.
all down to sucky code
all down to sucky code
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sticked? i assume that's a good thing? 
*thanks mods* i thought this might get lost in the forum abyss, actually went back a few pages searching for it, then found it it was sticky! :D
*thanks mods* i thought this might get lost in the forum abyss, actually went back a few pages searching for it, then found it it was sticky! :D
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no such thing st3v3! have you actually tried it? i can't replicate what you're saying, nor do i see the code for it in the source....
did u actually try the test? :P
did u actually try the test? :P
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Quote by Robert1961
As its getting close in though i would bump this up he must be getting ready to leave soon
the link doesn't seem to work any more though
now i don't know where santa is 
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Seems like this problem keep reoccuring all over and people are a little confused. Until this is fixed to a more logical/easier way i will show you how to attach an image to your replies.
1. You must have a photo uploaded to the site, if you do skip this step.
To Upload an image
a) click on "My Photos"
b) click on add photo
c) click browse to chose the photo (which will be located somewhere on your computer)
d) add a comment and click "add photo" button
Your photo is now uploaded and on the swinging heaven website (as long as no errors are found) to see what photos you have click on "My Photos".
2. Now when you are replying to an advert you can attach a photo by doing the following:
a) in the "write new message" window is a box in the top right which says "add image". using the drop down you can see the images you have
b) chose the image you want from the list, and wait while it loads.
Internet Explorer Users:
Just double click on your photo that is displayed and you should see something like this:
this will appear in your message and will automaticly attach your image when you click send. For Internet Explorer users that's all you have to do.
None IE Users
c) Write your reply in the advert, then at the end (recommend pressing enter a few times first in the text box) click and hold your photo, then drag it to the bottom of your message.
d) once you do this you will see two links that look something like:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/319910149.jpg
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/319910149.jpg
e) now all you have to do is place an tag and close it around one of the links as follows:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/319910149.jpg
NOTE: you can link ANY image you want as long as it is hosted on the internet, if you have the link to an image just add the img tags around it and it will be placed in your reply.
NOTE 2: The other methods (not Internet Explorer) will add the small thumbnail of your image, if you wish to attach the FULL SIZE image then just remove the thumbs part of your link:
i.e.
->
Thats it, when you send your reply, the image will be attached, you can see this in the preview part as well.
Hope this helps!!
p.s. in the mean time Swinging Heaven - Sort this out! this is hardly user friendly
p.s.s. Thanks to SexySteph for assisting in working out how the system works :)
1. You must have a photo uploaded to the site, if you do skip this step.
To Upload an image
a) click on "My Photos"
b) click on add photo
c) click browse to chose the photo (which will be located somewhere on your computer)
d) add a comment and click "add photo" button
Your photo is now uploaded and on the swinging heaven website (as long as no errors are found) to see what photos you have click on "My Photos".
2. Now when you are replying to an advert you can attach a photo by doing the following:
a) in the "write new message" window is a box in the top right which says "add image". using the drop down you can see the images you have
b) chose the image you want from the list, and wait while it loads.
Internet Explorer Users:
Just double click on your photo that is displayed and you should see something like this:
this will appear in your message and will automaticly attach your image when you click send. For Internet Explorer users that's all you have to do.
None IE Users
c) Write your reply in the advert, then at the end (recommend pressing enter a few times first in the text box) click and hold your photo, then drag it to the bottom of your message.
d) once you do this you will see two links that look something like:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/319910149.jpg
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/319910149.jpg
e) now all you have to do is place an tag and close it around one of the links as follows:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/319910149.jpg
NOTE: you can link ANY image you want as long as it is hosted on the internet, if you have the link to an image just add the img tags around it and it will be placed in your reply.
NOTE 2: The other methods (not Internet Explorer) will add the small thumbnail of your image, if you wish to attach the FULL SIZE image then just remove the thumbs part of your link:
i.e.
->
Thats it, when you send your reply, the image will be attached, you can see this in the preview part as well.
Hope this helps!!
p.s. in the mean time Swinging Heaven - Sort this out! this is hardly user friendly
p.s.s. Thanks to SexySteph for assisting in working out how the system works :)
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Quote by Sexysteph
Right the Results
Test one feck all
Test two the links are there
Test Three very sexy mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmThank you
Steph
Well i guess we know what to do now on sending messages. Thanks for the compliment, helps the ego (not that it needs making any bigger to be honest) as i hit the town this evening :P
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Quote by Sexysteph
am pretty sure that doesn't work steph.....as far as i've seen i think it only sends a link?
awwwwwwww so the one image I have had has been a glitch then :cry: Damn
Steph
would you mind if i attach an image to a message to you and you can let me know if works??
Go for it honey
Steph :D
Ok i did 3 test messages.
Test 1 - Selecting an image from the drop down menu
Test 2 - Selecting an image from the drop down menu + dragging image into text box
Test 3 - Selecting an image from the drop down menu + dragging image into text box + adding img tags around one of the links
Lets see which ones work. i know number 3 works, but hopefully the others will too. otherwise i assume first will not have anything, second will only have links, and the third is the only one that works.
let me know! thanks!
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Quote by Sexysteph
am pretty sure that doesn't work steph.....as far as i've seen i think it only sends a link?
awwwwwwww so the one image I have had has been a glitch then :cry: Damn
Steph
would you mind if i attach an image to a message to you and you can let me know if works??
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am pretty sure that doesn't work steph.....as far as i've seen i think it only sends a link?
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Even from my prospective as a guy i found it rather horrible, what's being said above is so so true, you sit there watching a whole load of people talking abslout crap (attempting to advertise and find that quick shag) it's no longer a chat room, more like a sleezy speed dating section with nothing but men!!!
The chat is far too small, and would do great being opened in a new window and being resized to requirements.
About creating private rooms, another problem with this is that they seem to remain created even after everyone has left them, which means the server is then spammed with 100's of empty rooms. Then to go back into the defualt room....well i had to close the chat and open it up again, as the list was too long and too slow to scroll through to find the right one, and even then am sure it wasn't listed.
it's a great idea having the webcam feature i think, as long as the room is used and moderated effectivly.
i would highly recommend using an irc based system again, for speed and reliability. Even if you wanted to connect usernames to profiles it's not hard to do (With the right person helping *hint hint*...i've pm'ed St3v3 an offer to provide my pro services for free..but alas ignored ) and allows for much better interface and moderating power.
but to sum up really, the chat room is completly unuseable, and is not worth of even being classified as "chat".... :(
The chat is far too small, and would do great being opened in a new window and being resized to requirements.
About creating private rooms, another problem with this is that they seem to remain created even after everyone has left them, which means the server is then spammed with 100's of empty rooms. Then to go back into the defualt room....well i had to close the chat and open it up again, as the list was too long and too slow to scroll through to find the right one, and even then am sure it wasn't listed.
it's a great idea having the webcam feature i think, as long as the room is used and moderated effectivly.
i would highly recommend using an irc based system again, for speed and reliability. Even if you wanted to connect usernames to profiles it's not hard to do (With the right person helping *hint hint*...i've pm'ed St3v3 an offer to provide my pro services for free..but alas ignored
) and allows for much better interface and moderating power.but to sum up really, the chat room is completly unuseable, and is not worth of even being classified as "chat".... :(
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Quote by WendySteve
yes coongrats on 500
and can I be the prize for 1000. I am sure hubby is open to bribery
well if there has ever been incentive to get there, i'd say there's no better one
would you travel down to london too 
And yes Phoenix i pointed out the same thing, this isn't about spam, but more about relevent conversation that's on topic, i.e. a natrual prograssion :D
to be honest am enjoying coming and reading the forum, something to do, people to meet
it's a nice get away after a days work! Warming the Bed
Quote by robbie_rob
my ad pic is retro,impressive even if i say so myself lololol
just another cock shot :scared:
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definatly don't seem to be sending photos with on site messaged. what exactly does "(click image to add)" mean? cus you can only select from the drop down menu. is that all you have to do or is there more? either fix the function and/or the text instructions
:small-print:
:small-print:
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"Swingers clubs don't harm society" Canadian supreme court rules :P
now wouldn't this be a rather dangerous scenario? assuming a place starts to charge £x for entry/membership and then they have legalised sex inside, couldn't this easily allow for a loop hole to form for prostatution?!
i've never been to a swingers club, but me and my girlfriend have been wanting to for quite a while, so can't say i know much about what goes on in there or how they are managed.
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by the way robert, how did you set your location on the forum to display on the left of your posts under your avatar? i've not been able to find anywhere to set it
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Quote by Robert1961
not build it up in any type of race.
just got there in my own way
as for a race to 1000 what on offer to teh winner
i love a challange
if you were female this would work much better :P otherwise am open to suggestions
and am not talking about building it through spam, but about relevent conversation on the forum :D Warming the Bed
Congratulations!
Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 510!
Here is the chart so that you can see how you are rated:
100 or less You need to lighten up and live a little!
101 to 200 You have an average sex life in need of kink.
201 to 300 You have sweet hints of a kinky nature.
301 to 400 You are definitely a kinky player.
401 to 500 You are a major league kinkster!
>>501 to 600 Wow! You're too kinky for most!!!<<
601 or more SUPER FREAK ALERT! You da BOMB!
Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 510!
Here is the chart so that you can see how you are rated:
100 or less You need to lighten up and live a little!
101 to 200 You have an average sex life in need of kink.
201 to 300 You have sweet hints of a kinky nature.
301 to 400 You are definitely a kinky player.
401 to 500 You are a major league kinkster!
>>501 to 600 Wow! You're too kinky for most!!!<<
601 or more SUPER FREAK ALERT! You da BOMB!
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Quote by mihangel69
i'd aim higher personally. i'd love all of the pussycat dolls in one large swinging orgie :P
*goes off dreaming*
i'd even let santa join in...
I'll see your pussycat dolls and raise you one girls aloud
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:hey lets not play against each other, lets just put it together
this could be a great christmas, to be honest with all those women it's my gf that would get more excited than me lol
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chips and gravy? 
it's far far far too cold up north :S why oh why would anyone go there :P the furthest north i've been is probably ipswich...and that was a mistake.
must admit i like that northern accent through
Newcastle Brown Ale is awsome :D love the stuff, although in moderation!
it's far far far too cold up north :S why oh why would anyone go there :P the furthest north i've been is probably ipswich...and that was a mistake.
must admit i like that northern accent through
Newcastle Brown Ale is awsome :D love the stuff, although in moderation!
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if you're a guy yes :P ideally the more members, the more possible females, and the more females the higher chance of the swinging lottery pointing a big finger and saying "IT'S YOU" :P
the more the merrier
the more the merrier
haaallllooooooooooo!! Warming the Bed
i'd aim higher personally. i'd love all of the pussycat dolls in one large swinging orgie :P
*goes off dreaming*
i'd even let santa join in...
*goes off dreaming*
i'd even let santa join in...
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It's just far far too unlikely to be that many real members, a combination of mulitple forum and ad members, + just mutiple members + all those males who act as females + all those males that act as couples. + ancient accounts + a whole load of mixes, i wouldn't bet against there being no more than 100-150k real members.
But who knows, either way still impressive
But who knows, either way still impressive
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building up the post count is er....damn hard but am on quest to join you ;) am confident i will beat you to 1000 :D
but am on quest to join you ;) am confident i will beat you to 1000 :D Warming the Bed
Now a problem that am having :P i can't seem to find how to show anything for my "location" in my forum posts, it still shows as empty, and am sure i've searched every possible part but no luck.
in the account setting i've set my postcode and my town. Is there something/where else that am missing??
in the account setting i've set my postcode and my town. Is there something/where else that am missing??
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Quote by Hardman
:-) I don't have time to read all those pages but I can no longer see pictures in ads, is that something known, or is it because I'm using Firefox 1.5?
Cheers
Nothing to do with FireFox. A few reasons that you can't see images are:
a) You are not logged in when looking at adverts
b) adverts are not set as profile, thus clicking on the "view gallery" should show them
one thing that might be in effect if you are using firefox, is the Adblock plugin, this tends to take out the photos from this site. If you have it try disabling it first. (if you have problems with disabling it let me know and i will guide you).
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am not liking the change in blue shade either :P but that logo is rather devilishly angelic, a happy medium
once the site is fixed up and people are used to it am sure we'll all learn to love it even more than the old one!
once the site is fixed up and people are used to it am sure we'll all learn to love it even more than the old one!
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some how, just some how....i don't think this will work :P but hey if it does let me know and i'll try it on a few other sites
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Quote by glostercple
Ok,
If this has been asked before I apologise but I cannot be assed to wade through 600 pages of moans and groans it makes me depressed.
When are we going to be able to seach the adverts again???? Not the pointless profiles which seem to have appeared frorm nowhere and actually tell you nothing and which incidentally I never wanted in the first place!!!
P.S. Even with the profile why does it say they have not got pics when they have????
Thanks
Him who used to be Glosguy before this all changed!!!!
From just looking around, i gather that if the users have not set an image to be theri "profile" image, then it will say that no image is currently present (even though they have a gallery with photos) not 100% sure but almost...
