Quote by Missy
my days. What a fantastic website.
A truly authentic website dedicated to bringing together like minded people. Without the usual obligatory 'upgrade your membership to gold' ads and (from what I can gather) not too many arseholes.
great stuff.
Well hello :@) my name is Joshi and Im brand spanking new. fresh out of the packet.
So please be gentle :@)
Nice to meet you all
Joshi x

Quote by captain sensible
Ahh, I'm getting it, I think.
You guys are so quick that there were several answers before I even asked the question.
I need to be real careful here . . .
TC

Quote by Sgt Bilko
In fact Harry, I can see that you are still loitering there now so I'm deactivating you until the morning!!!
You'll thank me for it one day!!

And what time are you due in bed??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Quote by Sgt Bilko
In fact Harry, I can see that you are still loitering there now so I'm deactivating you until the morning!!!
You'll thank me for it one day!!

Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Good first posts :welcome: but i won't forgive you for that bloody song that is now in my head. I've been talking talking happy talk. :doh:

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Can I just say hello to the new owners of Swinging Heaven.
May I reserve the "Welcome" for a future day ?
I just hope the day will come when I can say Welcome.
Fred

Quote by bigsnake85
hi lissa my name is phil im new 2 this website but love dogging u ever bi dogging in mk im 18 athletic an up 4 a gd time
pm me the time an locations 4 2nite
phil
xxx

Quote by Serendipity
i had a very clear and distinct vision, it was like a lucid dream, and of such clarity, you could almost reach out to it..but, the aspect that concearns me most, was that this vision was of a full english breakfast...what do you think? had i realised nirvana? or am i just a greedy twat??

Quote by dirtydoggers
oooh, sounds like a right result shad :thumbup: really pleased for you that it went so well..have to agree with serendipity, sounds like it had all the right ingredients..a little trepidation on the dogger's part is not a bad thing, a voyeuristic encounter without a written invitation can be a much prized experience, and often all the sexier for both parties
let me just share this worrying development of mine..last night, mrs d and myself had the horniest of bedroom sessions..now, i'm pretty crap at shagging, and for any lady thats had the unfortunate experience of being made love to by me, has always found it a uniquely forgettable experience..however, having recently discovered that mrs dirty has one of those clitertoriouses that some women apparently have, sexual satisfaction through the stimulous of dildo and tongue combo, has at last become a possibility..the upshot is, when she has been sorted out, then i jump on..bang bang bang, and i'm out like a fucking light..now, back to last night..there i was, just about to pop me cork, and in that inbetween world where the pyschic veil lies so close you almost enter the world of spirit..instictivly you shout "oh god, i'm coming".then, i had a very clear and distinct vision, it was like a lucid dream, and of such clarity, you could almost reach out to it..but, the aspect that concearns me most, was that this vision was of a full english breakfast...what do you think? had i realised nirvana? or am i just a greedy twat??

Quote by etfcboy1971
oooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!
bitchy.
i was only asking a question.
it nice to know where people from.
even if it too far for them.
so get over urselves