Just had an easter egg given to me by my wonderful wife only to find when i opened it that it was thinner than the foil that enclosed it. I seem to remember that they were much thicker? It may be me being a grump again but i doubt it. Suspect it's just another example of being ripped off!
Went out over there on Sat night and hate to add to this post with a grumble, but it's a wonder any couples go there anymore due the agressive attitude of some of the local doggers.
For those of you that are not aware of how to approach a couple i will spell it out for you. You should on entering a car park, drive your great big 4x4 at them with your lights on full beam making sure that you blind them both. The next thing you should do whilst they can not see anything due to being partialy blind is to nearly take the front end off their Fiesta with said monster truck, followed by parking so close to them that the woman will immediately jump from the car and run over to your huge bloody truck and throw herself on the bonnet so you can have your way with her.
Should the above fail to get the right results you must then hound them from car park to car park making sure you keeep up the i'm going to blind you theme before the end of the night!!!!!
But having said all that we would like to thank the patient guy in the Fiesta van who did not adopt the above stratergy, it was a shame your fun was ruined as was ours.
We would very much like to thank Gold and Silver for their hospitality last night as they really lived up to their names. The food was as always superb and the ambience set for this social gathering impeccable. It is always a surprise to us that other events we have attended never seem to have as much polish as any Gold and Silver event and for those that have never been to one you don’t know what you’re missing.
Also thank you to GnT who are a lovely couple and a joy to socialise with. A special thank you to Mrs GnT who looked stunning in her Basque and stockings.
Once again Gold & Silver many thanks for a wonderful night and the pleasure of your company.
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and picked me one up by default. 
The sentence does not make sense.