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shy_n_naked
2 months ago
Straight Male, 53
Bi-curious Female, 51
0 miles · South Yorkshire

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Quote by Thinkingnaughty
Oh and you mentioned kinky sex. Is that where you have the light on?
PMSL
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will show you at oxford rolleyes :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by bbw_wboro
Someone loves me! Have it Askari, Sid & Gunner... I can still pull!
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Happy Saturday Everyone - May your day be full of complete nonsense with a bit of naughty thrown in.

Stark raving bonkers this one is, anyone got a nice white jacket with straps at the back??
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yes thats y shes so last week rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Quote by gunner1975
Oh, and Gunner!!! don't think ii haven't noticed your sudden interest in forum posting as well :!: . You have always been the same, so bloody competitive lol . Sassy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

its that sid sassy he teaseing me mad :x :x :x :x :x :x
sorry baby face rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Quote by gunner1975
right. off to the unwanted corner I go then.
stamps foot, wiggles arse in defiance and goes off into the sunset sulking.

me poor tn come sit with me and we can make it the naughty corner lol :lol: :lol:
you going to draw on the walls confused: :?: :?: :?:
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
Hmmmm unsure of your motives. stops crying for a second. don't like beer but will have a blackcurrant & soda please.
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shes cheep rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
Quote by Sassy_H
Oh, Siddy, don't think i haven't noticed the very sudden increase in your posts since your discovery that you are NOT in the lead :!: Sassy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

1 .That was gunner seting me up
2 . mr askari anytime me got no porbs haveing lizzie and mrs a
3. mrs tn you are so last week
Right after the party if anyone looking for some fun back at hotel let us know and we see what we can work out :swingingchair:
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
Ask - I would email you the piccy, but i'd prefer to make you close your eyes and have a feel in Oxford whilst I locate your badge.... and thank you - no-one's ever commented on my arse in such a fantastically naughty fashion before. Confidence on an all-time high.. LOL..
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so mrs tn what me BEEN SAYING FOR last week about you arse means nothing to you mad :x :x
Quote by gunner1975
Too many late nights I'm afraid Sass--that and I just can't resist typing things...it's a sickness I know....I need medical help......bite you hard was it Gunner?
:shock: cool :twisted:

told you debb you will have to cacth me first biggrin
its ok debbs me and mr ask will hold baby face down for you
siddy you got more chance of catching a cold than catching me lol :lol: :lol:

thats y thay call you baby the 2 sec boy
Quote by gunner1975
Too many late nights I'm afraid Sass--that and I just can't resist typing things...it's a sickness I know....I need medical help......bite you hard was it Gunner?
:shock: cool :twisted:

told you debb you will have to cacth me first biggrin
its ok debbs me and mr ask will hold baby face down for you
siddy you got more chance of catching a cold than catching me lol :lol: :lol:
baby face we just get lizzie to get puppys out you not move then
Quote by gunner1975
Too many late nights I'm afraid Sass--that and I just can't resist typing things...it's a sickness I know....I need medical help......bite you hard was it Gunner?
:shock: cool :twisted:

told you debb you will have to cacth me first biggrin
its ok debbs me and mr ask will hold baby face down for you
Quote by CurvierBunny
sid you sex god
Nurse Mavis
Either's services will be available on the 17th to any concerned party attenders. We live to help, Mavis and I. biggrin


thax hun rolleyes :roll:
Quote by Sassy_H
Oh, i so have nothing to say!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:


well thats a first :sparring:
RIGHT PPL
Announcements
the party will start at
at its line up for my kiss
then at we will be haveing BINGO
Quote by 44dd_4u
Glad to hear you're coming Sassy - wouldn't be the same without you.
Thanks to Char for all the organising - you've put a lot of work in hun. Am sure it'll be a great night.
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cool as ice sassy
Quote by gunner1975
gunner you sweet baby face boy .................
1...after the way i and mrs askari was after sheffield i think you need to get sid and mr askari a beer in as thay got no shag that night .............
2...your arse will be mine and is up for a good slaping
3...jus hun hes good at geting the rounds in is that gunner
rolleyes :roll: :roll:

1 lizzie what sid and mr ask dont see will not hur thent when i slip you some drinks
2 my arse has always been yours redface
3 i like to see ladys having a good time so sir twat will not get any again in oxford its my mission now flipa :sparring: :cheers: :flipa:
just 1 word gunner as lizzie says BOY
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
Wiggles arse a bit.
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you told me you only did that for me and not him mr ask.....
Quote by charandy
right as one of the organisers, i have first dibs on arses sid so form a queue behind me if you please. by the way carpet please dont forget im your offical dresser for you and yur buddies to do you thing. have to check everything is in working order dont i. i mean im cock watch in the room and as you know i take my duties very seriously, so its my duty to be on duty on the 17th. cold shower ought to be made available . must have a word to the landlord. cant wait xxxxxx lol

price to bite, nip, slap, and kiss will be £10 ago
Quote by gunner1975
There is a fair maiden called Sassy
She's really a damn sexy lassy
She lives with a Gunner
Tho he's not such a stunner
But has puppy eyes bigger than Lassie.
If you think it's funny then I wrote it - if you don't then Askari and Sid did it.
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tho he not such a stunner he is just a total sex god in the sack and he knows how to get mrs ask mrs sid drunk so lets start round two wink looks like you boys will be using you hands again biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
batty boy m8 gunner rolleyes mrs sid and mrs askari willl not be siting with you at oxford as theres no way i am seeing then pissed like sheffield :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by charandy
god i want an arse like thinking naughty. i aint bi only curious but i do get somewhat excited when i see that pic phew, ( calm down woman ffs you like cock). not long now eh.

1 MIN char hun me saw thats arse first now sit down and look redface surprisedops:
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
Oh, just in case i forgot to mention previously, and just in case anyone is actually interested, i will be attending the Oxford bash it seems biggrin Sassy_H xxxxxxxxxxx

Wooohooooo supercool! Shakes boobies at ya in excitement.

could you make it that arse in the pic :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Sassy_H
Oh, just in case i forgot to mention previously, and just in case anyone is actually interested, i will be attending the Oxford bash it seems biggrin Sassy_H xxxxxxxxxxx

::inlove: for the sexy spamming sassy and :thrilled: for he batty boy man gunner
Quote by debb
Okay Asks not sure why it was posted twice....maybe to make sure it was read?Anyhow I now suspect that you have beaten Harry J for the longest post on here...and Sid accuses me of spamming...I think not!!
biggrin :shock: :twisted:

oi its not me its the veg man from down the road that told me about you spamming forums redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
fight fight fight fight
come on then if ya think yer 'ard enough!
Sassy is my bitch!

flipa :doh: loon bolt
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
I have her in my bedroom. Will let her out later.
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Thats just so not on shes mine and lizzies keep telling you that :sparring:
Quote by AskariCouple
Anybody know the addy of a good speech website ?
Love Ask
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yes we got a good 1 for m8
Quote by Dollyminx
Askari.... I want you.


see THE KING OFF CHATS ASKARIS geting all the ladys banghead he will be hump in a :censored: room like a god ......the mans in for a good whip 1 or 2 :cheers: and at end of the night he will be :giveup: and :upset: for more redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Quote by debb
MMMMM getting familiar wirh Askari--sounds like a good deal to me---now theres something to think about after bum biting duties....................
biggrin lol :twisted:

Just be nice with him hes very shy you know.........
Quote by debb
Oh btw Delbert67 would love to be included in the best bottie competition.....ladies feel free to fondle and grope--he so loves it!!!!!
He's also not averse to the said bottie being spanked--feel free ladies--a nice pink bottie suits him--and the better he gets spanked the better night I get..............
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SO YOU LETING HIM OUT OFF THE LOCKED ROOM DEBBS
Quote by charandy
not 100 per cent sure but i think i have found a partner for the party . we shall see how it pans out . he is due home from baghdad on 24th jan so will meet him soon after. oooooo hes called singlemale30 so all being well hes coming with me woohoo cant wait now bring it fecking on yeehar char. sorry calming down now phew.

Good on you hun
Quote by debb
Hun I was gonna bake you two whole rounds of shortbread--how much familiar do I get for that?
:twisted: :censored: blink

you will get to give him a :spit: :spit: me would say :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by AskariCouple
Right Folks
As of today (Sunday 21st Jan) The list has been closed.
Thanks to everyone who is coming and also those who expressed an interest...
We look forward to seeing you there.
Ask

WHAT after all this work askari your going to the meet as well hump you only going for the sillyhwoar: whip lizzies packed it for you :spit: :spit: :spit:
Quote by bouncy332
woohooooo we r back on line and back on the list what a glorious day biggrin
i am puttin mr b forward for tha botty bitting i'm sure he'll love it boink
but sshhhh don't tell him just bite him innocent
tee hee hee think i could b in trouble smackbottom


:doh: 1 min just do i get a kiss confused: :?: :?: as you are now back on :small-print: :rose: :rose: