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shy_n_naked
2 months ago
Straight Male, 53
Bi-curious Female, 51
0 miles · South Yorkshire

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Quote by charandy
right then can i put myself down for some bum biting. i love a nice bit of arse. well like a nice bit or cxxx too but i guess you may already know that. right taxis are sorted hotels booked hall and disco paid for, anything i have forgotten let me know. one more thing can i get a canister of helium tackle to blow some balloons up. sid i want a bit of that arse dont yoube going all shy on me will you. and i need a gunner cuddle soon as well char lol


HOW meny bite marks will i have theres a list off ppl going to bite me poor bum :censored: :giveup:
Quote by gunner1975
LOL thinking--thats okay for you--hes your hubby---I have promised to be careful after a certain bum biting incident(names witheld to protect the bitten) that was a bit errrrrrrrrrr rough!!
:shock: surprised :twisted:
mrs tn can bite my bum any time and i am so looking forward to meeting you mrs and mr tn and the phantom bum biter is getting no where near my peachy cheeks
CAN TELL THE MEN FROM THE BOYS :doh: bolt
WHATS that askaris geting all the drinks in what a nice men he is
so the wife says anyway redface rolleyes :roll:
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
Officially first in the queue for the groping of the mysterious Mr TN's bottom rolleyes . Did i say that? Out loud? oopsssssssss :twisted: . Well folks, be there, or be square wink ............ Sassy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Just read this to him Sassy and he went:
red, redder, a deeper shade of red and grinned.
Not sure how one interprets that!
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POOR MR tn is now on the run evil :evil: :evil: :evil:
after a good talk with mr askari he says can he have his arse bite by someone so
me think this is 1 for gunner and mr frisky
evil :evil: :evil: :evil:
Quote by debb
So if I whack me norks out then I should have no trouble getting Gunner then Sid?
Stun him with me boobs then bite him--a good plan I think.........
evil :twisted: :evil:

hun it will work wink :wink: :wink:
Quote by debb
Its okay Gunner--I'm patient--I'll just catch you when you're tipsy--then bite you--theres a very good reason I have been called Jaws you know......
:taz:

not hard 2 find gunner just look for puppys and you will find him lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by gunner1975
Only 32 sleeps til Oxford--and I admit I am getting kinda excited by it all--still the anorak in me insists on doing a countdown--sad I know.
Lock up the menfolk the BBW women are gonna be in town.
lol :twisted: wink

watch out siddy only 32 days and debb going to bite your bum better pucker up and take it like a man :P
gunner m8 theres also your arse on the line redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by HarryJones
Only 32 sleeps til Oxford--and I admit I am getting kinda excited by it all--still the anorak in me insists on doing a countdown--sad I know.
Lock up the menfolk the BBW women are gonna be in town.
lol :twisted: wink

Can I sit with you in the anoraks corner that night please Debb confused:
Regards
Harry Jones
Take it you like a good bite rolleyes :roll:
Quote by Hotlee2006

Well snogs galore,and bum bite from debb,well now we are talking,any more offers,think im gonna have to go to oxford lol
lee wink cool


M8 you will be ok till mr frisky gives you a kiss bolt it if i was you but then you may wish to :rose: to him
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
I suspect that the women may need to have a good inspection before deciding on a winner... all in a line please for bottom grabbing!


OK OK so i take it you haveing the job off arse grabber smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by HarryJones
As if you'd get left out Sid--aren't you the owner of possibly the best bottie in the bbw room? :P

Ohh I think we need a male best bottie competition that night with a line up of female judges cool biggrin
Regards
Harry Jones
1 is all up for that so whos in for the best male bottie comp lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by debb
As if you'd get left out Sid--aren't you the owner of possibly the best bottie in the bbw room? :P

Well thax miss debbs but you will find gunners the better 1 to bite :moon: :giveup:
YES YES YES at last me got a e-mail with all i need 2 know about the meet so take it your not all bolt from me and i donot have to play my sad :violin: and will be able to have a :cheers: or 2 with you all
payed room booked donot no where the room is the meet is the time or anything all i know is sat navs set for oxford smackbottom drinkies :cheers: :cheers: me think you are all bolt from us :upset:
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
suitcase packed and already sat by the door waiting to go...

Did you get our room number hun :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by debb
I promise to behave Sid--honest--Jiggys pert little bum is quite safe--yours however ain't--so be warned :twisted:

me a good boy and lizzie says its to hard to bite but gunners all up for a bit off bum biteing with you or mr frisky and at a push carl aka MR BEAN ???????????????????
Quote by jigsawman
hi char see what u can do pretty please
jiggy

will miss debbs be ok biteing you ???????????????????????
Quote by jigsawman
hi char see what u can do pretty please
jiggy

will miss debbs be ok biteing you ???????????????????????
Quote by Sassy_H
Right, ok Allure, no mention of me in bridesmaid's list................................and i already bought my fuschia tutu!!! FFS!!!!! Do oxfam do refunds or what????? Sassy_H xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hun its ok gunner will have it for the show he likes to put on in the bbw room lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sassy_H
Right, ok Allure, no mention of me in bridesmaid's list................................and i already bought my fuschia tutu!!! FFS!!!!! Do oxfam do refunds or what????? Sassy_H xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hun its ok gunner will have it for the show he likes to put on in the bbw room lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by allure35
Do I not get a say on my wedding day ffs mad
My requests are : frisk best man ! cool
maid of honour : queeny (char) sillyhwoar:
flower girl :Jus :rose:
page boy :Minty :shock:
Shite who Im i marrying again wink
Dont forget lifes for living !
Live and let live !
Allure xxxxxxxxxx :inlove:


OI where am i in all off this :swingingchair:
Quote by sidbig
Right young Miss Bunny!!!!! I cannot count how many replies you have posted on her, spamming up our lovely link and making pages n pages of stuff for us to read through!!!! There is nothing else for it young lady, you will have to be soundly SPANKED !!!!!!!!!!! Sassy_H...................................................by me, of course!! lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

OI you back off my bunny as her minder i will have to give you something stiff and hard evil :evil: :evil:
Quote by bouncy332
hey roomies
any chance mr b and myself could join ya'll at this top social :cheers:

You only comeing to get me sillyhwoar: :phwoar: passionkiss :passionkiss: :moon:
Quote by Sassy_H
Right young Miss Bunny!!!!! I cannot count how many replies you have posted on her, spamming up our lovely link and making pages n pages of stuff for us to read through!!!! There is nothing else for it young lady, you will have to be soundly SPANKED !!!!!!!!!!! Sassy_H...................................................by me, of course!! lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

OI you back off my bunny as her minder i will have to give you something stiff and hard evil :evil: :evil:
oi askari y is my name half way down the list better move me up the list top would be nice or no sweets for you that night evil :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Thax all was a good night
(and will never be able to show face in that pub ) evil :evil: :evil:
Quote by Agar
Hi,
from Tickhill not that far could you put me down for a place
Agar

up to now list full
We will be there as will askari :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: