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shydevil
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 51
0 miles · Peterborough

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Quote by Pete_sw
thought my ears were burning :lol2:
passionkiss

They were lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well Felixx, now ur car has broken down you now have something to do, Fix it! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by felixx1416
:shock: i have to wait that long :shock:

:mrgreen: well maybe not :mrgreen:
Quote by felixx1416
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what about meeeeeeeeeee :giggle:

dont worry felixx if you dont find anyone, i will give you some TLC when i get back blast :rascal:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Ok TLF is of to wales this weekend

Don't worry Felix...
I'll be there to look after her! :twisted:
And me! lol
And me biggrin innocent
:lol: :whistling:
But not me :cry:
awwwww wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Ok TLF is of to wales this weekend

Don't worry Felix...
I'll be there to look after her! :twisted:
And me! lol
And me biggrin innocent
:lol: :whistling:
Quote by felixx1416
Ok TLF is of to wales this weekend

Don't worry Felix...
I'll be there to look after her! :twisted:
Now she will try and pretend shes all shy and :angel: .......................
I am redface surprisedops:
I thought that seeing we had a childhood injuries, that i would open up an adult injuries, because if anyone is like me i had no problems as a child, but when i became an adult thats when all the fun started.
First Adult injury was when i fell 20 ft off of a rope bridge and i completely broke my ankle.
my next Adult injury was when i came off my motorcycle had a tibule plataue brake, on the same leg mind.
Now whats yours
ps excuse the spelling lol
Quote by Drewxcore
I have read somwhere or seen on a tv prog that cats can actually sort of paraglide when they fall from great hieght.
It said that cats are more likely to suvive a fall from into the tens of floors high than out of a tree as the lower they are the les time they have to get into the position to get the parachute shape.
So tune you wernt far off lol

There is some truth in this, I've just witnessed it. The first throw of Jeremy, out of the bed room window saw him turn his body around mid air, spread his legs and land albeit a tad heavy on his feet. The second throw with his legs tied together with pyjama cord saw him hit the drive like a sack o spuds and right now he is either badly winded or dead. I will check after tea.
You see, that is a little funny but if you really did that to cat i would quite happily kill you :P :twisted: x
:thumbup: Yes im with you there! :lol:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
What about this idea?
You get caught doing something naughty but fairly minor, you get locked up for 12 months.
Do it again and you get double that
Do it again and it's doubled again etc etc.
No parole, no letting out early for 'good behaviour', no perks, no satellite tv, pool tables etc etc
For more serious crimes, the initial sentence is longer but again doubled each time they reoffend.
It's the 'extras' that make life in the nick bearable and sometimes very cushy so take them away and remove early release policies and crims will soon think twice about doing it in the first place.
Harsh? Sue me!

I agree with you there, lock em up and throw away the key
lol :lol: :lol:
This is easy lol
Im a goldfish
because i have an etch er sketch memory and it resets when i shake my head
And i am going around in circles wondering what ive forgotten redface surprisedops:
Quote by felixx1416
Vicky kiss it was brill we had a great night
celestria :kiss:
NWC:kiss: |Whay made it at last
Sercher great to see and hope to see you again
Philstar I can't remember the name of the tune but i can :whislte: it lol
Choozy :kiss: lovley to meet you
HLB and Dammie wave
Dark passionkiss
Goose a plesure and cherrytree :kiss:
Fabio don't ask just do :lol2:
And if there is anyone else i missed :wave:

Oo how could i forget HP and 36 :wave:
Ditto to the above, nice to meet everyone u made us feel very welcome, hope to see u all again :lol:
Quote by felixx1416
TLF was a tomboy etc now she all pink and fluffy lol Oh and she try and convinces you she all shy and innocent :dry: yea right
bolt

smackbottom :smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom:
Quote by keeno
Hey ho. It's the same old same old.
Someone posts their gripe, presumably to get others to voice their opinions and then gets upset when they don't agree. The people who run this site, their site, have decided they don't like your pictures and have deleted them. It's their site, their call. They've explained their reasoning, which you obviously don't agree with. You now have a fairly simple choice.
You play to their rules or you don't.
It's their bat and ball and no-one is forcing you to be here. If you are that unhappy leave.

Well Said
Quote by jaymar
Hi thank's for the reply's, but our point is that, the pic's I'm on about have be on since we joined the site, and it was not untill Saturday 3rd when we up loaded some new one's that, this happened. Martin_M this one is for you. Why if your Administrator don't your lot answer what I ask? there are pic's on other profiles that clearly show a three people not just a arm and they have not been removed!!!.
On a personal note Martin_M I don't scare easy in fact not at all ex Army and got the medal's as well. GAZKEZ..

How does this make a difference in the swinging world of sex??!!! :shock:
again well said :thumbup:
Quote by felixx1416

AND TO THE FEW ARMY SLAGGER you would never make it in there to much mouth NO BALLS OR ACTION that's why we only have real people in the service's not MORRON'S

Firstly no one slagged of the Army that i have seen
Secondly
Quote by GAZKEZ
On a personal note Martin_M I don't scare easy in fact not at all ex Army and got the medal's as well. GAZKEZ..
When i see a post like this or even here this from some people i tend to have this rolleyes kind of reaction because there are either wanabee soldier or part of the REMF (my appologys to genuine REMF love you TLF) and again a wanabee but couldn't make it
There are plenty of ex army on this site and i have never send anyone (other then you) post this
and i will agree with splendid put you teddie back in your pram
Quote by splendid33
It is all really not worth losing your teddy over.
And as for your comment about the armed forces not employing morons... well, that is a story for another day. :roll:
:gagged: :thumbup:
Felixx (ex Army Brat for many years)
:thumbup: well said Felixx, people like this make me mad :x
Quote by Sassy-Seren
The first one to play Kum Ba Yah gets a first class ticket to A&E to have their guitar surgically removed :dry:

should we bring the ambulance then just incase lol
Wahay felixx has found away to change my background colour and its now pink instead of blue
What turns me off is when someone tells me they cross dress just doesnt do anything for me wink
No im so sorry about ur cat, i have 2 and wouldnt know what to do if it were mine.
Quote by felixx1416
Yes i would and yes i have i have even followed criminals in my car relaying information to the police as to there where abouts, And with the self defence bit you need to read and qoute section 2 of the human rights act.

yes he has and hes a bloody looney when it comes down to it lol
Quote by felixx1416
Im about to embark on my third try at learning to drive at the age of 31 redface . Ive started and stopped twice already due to circumstances and being a little nervous :scared: . The thing is i cant decide whether to ask for a female instructor or not. I think maybe a little of the nerves was due to having a man teach me and it sort of felt like school and they were like my old headmaster so i was constantly saying sorry everytime i did something wrong.
Now, i can drive but havent got around to taking the test yet. My friend has offered her and her car to practise in but im not so sure confused . It could be trouble. Then again all the major driving schools are charging roughly £25 an hour, then needing at least two a week it will cost a fortune. Then if i dont pass first time. More lessons. :doh:
How did you learn to drive? family? friends? driving schools? How many tests did you have to take? How much did it roughly cost from start to finish? and which did you prefer teaching you a man or a woman and why?
Louise xx

Right where shall i start surprisedops: :oops:
i have been learning to drive on and off since i was 22 and i am now 32, and still not passed my test. i have had amultiple of driving instructors both men and women and to be quite honest there really wasnt much difference, now u thinking that i must be a really bad driver! Well i can honestly say im not, i am fine until i get into the car with the driving examiner and then fall to pieces, i have lost count on how many times i have failed my test i think it is around 6 probably more, i do intend to try again in the very near future but wish u look in learning, Please dont let me put u off u will probably pass first time, unlike me :oops: :oops:
saya the women who cant tell the differance between cows and horses :giggle:
bolt
FELIXX ur gunna get it smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by louise_and_joe
Im about to embark on my third try at learning to drive at the age of 31 redface . Ive started and stopped twice already due to circumstances and being a little nervous :scared: . The thing is i cant decide whether to ask for a female instructor or not. I think maybe a little of the nerves was due to having a man teach me and it sort of felt like school and they were like my old headmaster so i was constantly saying sorry everytime i did something wrong.
Now, i can drive but havent got around to taking the test yet. My friend has offered her and her car to practise in but im not so sure confused . It could be trouble. Then again all the major driving schools are charging roughly £25 an hour, then needing at least two a week it will cost a fortune. Then if i dont pass first time. More lessons. :doh:
How did you learn to drive? family? friends? driving schools? How many tests did you have to take? How much did it roughly cost from start to finish? and which did you prefer teaching you a man or a woman and why?
Louise xx

Right where shall i start surprisedops: :oops:
i have been learning to drive on and off since i was 22 and i am now 32, and still not passed my test. i have had amultiple of driving instructors both men and women and to be quite honest there really wasnt much difference, now u thinking that i must be a really bad driver! Well i can honestly say im not, i am fine until i get into the car with the driving examiner and then fall to pieces, i have lost count on how many times i have failed my test i think it is around 6 probably more, i do intend to try again in the very near future but wish u look in learning, Please dont let me put u off u will probably pass first time, unlike me :oops: :oops:
would it be possible to put me and felixx1416 down for this munch lol
please please please pretty please
Quote by Hungrypussy69
Felixx is in trouble!! rotflmao

hmmmm yes he is mad :x :x :x
i think some tlc on felixx part is in order or else : smackbottom :smackbottom: